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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, January 9, 2021 In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 336 pounds (152 kilograms) is Tall Timmy Batsurd!! In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 247 pounds (112 kilograms) is You eat it!! The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. ROUND 1 Batsurd stays outside and uses his jab. You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) -You Eat It lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the temple, but falls short. -You Eat It fires a volley of shots to the chin, but Batsurd stays away from it. ... ... +You Eat It grazes Batsurd with a volley of punches to the temple. Batsurd doesn't notice. ... Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them. +Batsurd annoys You Eat It with a series of wild punches to the temple! ... ... ... ... Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them. +Batsurd solidly lands a right to the temple. +You Eat It punches Batsurd with a solid roundhouse to the temple. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Batsurd connects with a series of glancing shots to the chin. -You Eat It attacks with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Batsurd escapes. -You Eat It charges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but falls short. + The fighters swap shots to the eye. Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them. +Batsurd whacks You Eat It with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw. Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them. +You Eat It punches Batsurd with a series of off balance punches to the nose. ... ... ... -You Eat It paws a pair of right punches to the chin, but Batsurd steps aside and laughs. ... -You Eat It paws a volley of shots to the face, but Batsurd backs out of it. ... +Batsurd hits with a series of powerful punches to the head. You Eat It falls against the ropes! ... +Batsurd hits with a series of solid punches to the eye. +You Eat It smacks Batsurd with a series of blows to the eye. -You Eat It throws a pair of punches to the temple, but is ineffective. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Tall Timmy Batsurd landed 32 of 32 punches, and You eat it landed 22 of 56 punches. Tall Timmy Batsurd won the round 10-9 Tall Timmy Batsurd is winning the fight 10-9 Batsurd doesn't want to stop fighting! You Eat It doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. ROUND 2 Batsurd stays outside and uses his jab. You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... -You Eat It lunges with a left uppercut to the mouth, but Batsurd backs out of it. +You Eat It hits Batsurd with a flurry of blows to the face. ... ... Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them. ... + The fighters trade punches to the chin. -You Eat It throws a jab to the jaw, but Batsurd ducks. ... -You Eat It launches a barrage of punches to the nose, but Batsurd ducks. ... Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... -You Eat It tries a cross to the face, but only hits air. ... +Batsurd lands a volley of mean punches to the temple. ... ... ... ... +Batsurd lashes out with a series of punches to the head. ... ... ... ... ... +Batsurd wallops You Eat It with a series of powerful punches to the temple! ... +You Eat It whacks Batsurd with a volley of shots to the nose. Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... -You Eat It attempts a series of blows to the chin, but Batsurd stays away from it. -You Eat It probes with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Batsurd deftly avoits it. ... ... ... +Batsurd hits You Eat It with a vicious right to the solar plexus. ... ... +You Eat It hits with a quick uppercut to the face. Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Batsurd punches You Eat It with a series of nice punches to the face. ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Tall Timmy Batsurd landed 32 of 34 punches, and You eat it landed 17 of 53 punches. Tall Timmy Batsurd won the round 10-9 Tall Timmy Batsurd is winning the fight 20-18 Batsurd doesn't even want to rest! You Eat It doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. ROUND 3 Batsurd stays outside and uses his jab. You Eat It is brawling. (inside) +Batsurd solidly lands a left to the mouth. Batsurd lands a beautiful left smash to the jaw and You Eat It goes down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN You Eat It struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. -You Eat It tries to land a hook to the nose, but comes up empty. -You Eat It throws a pair of left shots to the face, but Batsurd beats a hasty retreat. -You Eat It attempts a pair of blows to the head, but misses completely. +You Eat It hurts Batsurd with a loud uppercut to the face. You Eat It lands a powerful right blow to the head and Batsurd's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Batsurd struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... +Batsurd slams You Eat It with a light jab to the mouth. +Batsurd tags You Eat It with a pair of punches to the face. You Eat It sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" ... ... ... +You Eat It wallops Batsurd with a series of strong blows to the temple. You Eat It lands a quick blow to the head and Batsurd is knocked off his feet!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Batsurd struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Batsurd whacks You Eat It with a series of painful punches to the mouth. ... ... +Batsurd fires a stinging jab to the stomach!! Batsurd lands a ferocious right blow to the temple and You Eat It is knocked down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Tall Timmy Batsurd wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Batsurd remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. You Eat It is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9 Round 2: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9 Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9 Round 2: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9 Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9 Round 2: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9 Tall Timmy Batsurd wins by a knockout!