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(Toughman) Tall Timmy Batsurd defeated You eat it by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, January 2, 2021

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 247 pounds (112 kilograms) is You eat it!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 341 pounds (155 kilograms) is Tall Timmy Batsurd!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Batsurd tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Batsurd attacks with a flurry of stinging combinations to the mouth. You Eat It laughs!
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+Batsurd connects with a pair of combinations to the eye. You Eat It doesn't notice.
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-You Eat It lunges with a volley of right shots to the chin, but Batsurd backs out of it.
Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
-You Eat It attempts a flurry of right shots to the chin, but Batsurd takes it in the forearms.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the mouth.
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+You Eat It connects with a flurry of wild blows to the face. Batsurd shakes his head to clear it.
-You Eat It attacks with a pair of shots to the face, but Batsurd takes it in the forearms.
Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Eat It punches Batsurd with a flurry of solid blows to the eye. Batsurd hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-You Eat It attempts a flurry of blows to the temple, but fails to score.
+Batsurd nails You Eat It with a series of mean combinations to the face!
+You Eat It jolts Batsurd with a nice jab to the nose.
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+You Eat It tags Batsurd with a straight right to the temple.
-You Eat It throws a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Batsurd stays away from it.
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Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Batsurd lands a pair of nice punches to the head!
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-You Eat It charges with a barrage of left shots to the nose, but misses.
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-You Eat It throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You eat it landed 21 of 58 punches, and Tall Timmy Batsurd landed 23 of 23 punches.

Tall Timmy Batsurd won the round 10-9

Tall Timmy Batsurd is winning the fight 10-9


You Eat It doesn't even want to rest!

Batsurd doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Batsurd tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+You Eat It tags Batsurd with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
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+Batsurd hits with a series of furious combinations to the mouth.
-You Eat It launches a pair of shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It lunges with a cross to the nose, but to no avail.
+You Eat It annoys Batsurd with a series of nasty combinations to the face.
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-You Eat It attempts a flurry of blows to the head, but comes up empty.
Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It probes with a series of blows to the face, but misses completely.
-You Eat It probes with a barrage of shots to the temple, but Batsurd quickly backs away.
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-You Eat It probes with a series of left blows to the nose, but Batsurd ties him up.
+Batsurd staggers You Eat It with a volley of glancing combinations to the temple. You Eat It sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+You Eat It stuns Batsurd with a volley of wild blows to the head.
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+You Eat It tattoos Batsurd with a flurry of wild punches to the temple. Batsurd shakes his head to clear it.
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+Batsurd smacks You Eat It with a pair of nasty punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

You eat it landed 21 of 59 punches, and Tall Timmy Batsurd landed 19 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Tall Timmy Batsurd is winning the fight 20-19


You Eat It doesn't even want to rest!

Batsurd doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

You Eat It is brawling. (inside)
Batsurd tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Batsurd jolts You Eat It with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Batsurd scores with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Batsurd jolts You Eat It with a flurry of heavy punches to the head.
+Batsurd hits with a combination to the eye.
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-You Eat It probes with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+You Eat It lands a commanding hook to the temple.
You Eat It lands a decisive punch in the nose and Batsurd is knocked down!!

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Batsurd struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Batsurd whacks You Eat It with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin!
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+Batsurd hits with a volley of light combinations to the chin. You Eat It quickly recovers.
+You Eat It connects with a strong right to the nose.
You Eat It lands a resounding right blow to the temple and Batsurd's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Batsurd struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Batsurd tags You Eat It with a barrage of combinations to the mouth.
+You Eat It tags Batsurd with a pair of off balance blows to the jaw. Batsurd sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+You Eat It shakes Batsurd with a strong hook to the jaw.
+Batsurd scores with a barrage of solid shots to the chin.
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+Batsurd catches You Eat It with a series of combinations to the nose.
Batsurd lands a ferocious cross to the jaw and You Eat It's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Tall Timmy Batsurd wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
You Eat It is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Batsurd is slowing down. He has gash below the left eye. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 2: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 2: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9

Tall Timmy Batsurd wins by a knockout!