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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Coal Cracker Larry by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Friday, December 25, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Larry!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slammer covers up.

+Larry pounds Slammer with a series of heavy punches to the temple.
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-Slammer paws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Larry hits Slammer with a barrage of hard punches to the head.
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+Larry staggers Slammer with a series of light punches to the head.
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+Larry hurts Slammer with a pair of loud punches to the jaw.
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+Larry solidly lands a series of furious punches to the nose.
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+Larry annoys Slammer with a flurry of mean punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Larry landed 32 of 32 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.

Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 10-9


Larry is obviously tired.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slammer covers up.

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+Larry connects with a pair of punches to the ribs. Slammer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Larry lashes out with a flurry of furious punches to the chest.
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-Slammer tries to land a right left to the eye, but misses.
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-Larry throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Slammer blocks.
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-Larry fires a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Slammer narrowly avoids it
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+Larry jars Slammer with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Larry punches Slammer with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Larry landed 23 of 34 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 9 punches.

Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 20-18


Larry collapses limply onto his stool.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slammer covers up.

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-Larry probes with a left jab to the stomach, but Slammer stays away from it.
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+Slammer attacks with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus!! Slammer is jabbing and laughing! Larry starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Larry can't remember which corner is his.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!