Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Dung Eater by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, December 21, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Eater fights inside. (inside)
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Eater tries a barrage of right punches to the head, but Straw steps aside and laughs.
+Eater pounds Straw with a volley of nice punches to the temple. Straw is hurt!
Eater lands a slow motion right blow to the temple and Straw's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Straw throws a flurry of mean punches to the jaw!!
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+Straw smashes Eater with a volley of glancing combinations to the temple.
Straw lands a crashing haymaker and Eater bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Eater struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Straw tattoos Eater with a series of combinations to the mouth. Eater sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Eater tries to land a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Straw narrowly avoids it
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+Eater tosses Straw with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Eater attempts a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Straw slams Eater with a pair of combinations to the face. Eater is hurt!
-Eater charges with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Straw ducks just in time.
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+Straw smashes Eater with a barrage of nice blows to the nose.
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+Straw wallops Eater with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Eater throws a flurry of right punches to the face, but Straw beats a hasty retreat.
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+Straw hits with a pair of punches to the head.
Straw lands a quick haymaker and Eater's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Eater is slowing down. He has gash above the left eye.
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!
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