Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Melissa "Haymaker" Shaffer defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Monday, December 21, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Melissa "Haymaker" Shaffer!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Haymaker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 1 fires a volley of stiff combinations to the chin.
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+Haymaker scores with a barrage of punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 1 lands Haymaker with a bite to the ear! Boo! Boo!
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+Haymaker tattoos Dorkness 1 with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of glancing combinations to the chin. Haymaker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dorkness 1 lands a tremendous smash to the jaw and Haymaker drops like a stone!!
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Haymaker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 1 tries a series of combinations to the nose, but Haymaker steps aside.
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-Haymaker lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Haymaker with a flurry of solid combinations to the temple.
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+Haymaker wallops Dorkness 1 with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Haymaker suprises Dorkness 1 with a pair of loud punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of combinations to the nose, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 33 punches, and Melissa "Haymaker" Shaffer landed 17 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-8
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Haymaker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Haymaker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 smacks Haymaker with a pair of nice punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a jab to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Haymaker thumps Dorkness 1 with a painful jab to the stomach. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
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+Haymaker tags Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 grimaces in pain.
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+Haymaker jars Dorkness 1 with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus!
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-Haymaker attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 1 tattoos Haymaker with a flurry of vicious combinations to the chest. Haymaker laughs!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 25 punches, and Melissa "Haymaker" Shaffer landed 18 of 27 punches.
Melissa "Haymaker" Shaffer won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 19-18
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.
Haymaker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Haymaker tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Haymaker tries a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Haymaker hides behind his gloves.
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+Haymaker fires a barrage of combinations to the stomach.
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+Haymaker punches Dorkness 1 with a pair of wild punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Haymaker leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 1 stuns Haymaker with a flurry of light punches to the stomach. Haymaker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Haymaker hits Dorkness 1 with a volley of solid combinations to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 pokes Haymaker with a series of stinging punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 24 punches, and Melissa "Haymaker" Shaffer landed 17 of 24 punches.
Melissa "Haymaker" Shaffer won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 1 looks exhausted.
Haymaker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Haymaker tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Haymaker steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a flurry of loud punches to the chest.
+Haymaker thumps Dorkness 1 with a barrage of furious combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Haymaker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Haymaker suprises Dorkness 1 with a pair of hard combinations to the chest.
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+Haymaker fires a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 24 punches, and Melissa "Haymaker" Shaffer landed 18 of 24 punches.
Melissa "Haymaker" Shaffer won the round 10-9
Melissa "Haymaker" Shaffer is winning the fight 38-37
Dorkness 1 receives medical attention from his trainer.
Haymaker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Haymaker tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Haymaker tattoos Dorkness 1 with a series of strong combinations to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkness 1 tries a jab to the ribs, but Haymaker steps aside.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Haymaker with a flurry of mean shots to the chest.
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+Haymaker scores with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
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+Haymaker pummels Dorkness 1 with a flurry of painful combinations to the stomach.
Haymaker lands a devestating hook and Dorkness 1 is knocked out of the ring!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a series of combinations to the chest.
+Haymaker solidly lands a barrage of nice punches to the chest!! Dorkness 1 is hurt! Haymaker attacks like a wild man! Dorkness 1's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Melissa "Haymaker" Shaffer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Haymaker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Melissa "Haymaker" Shaffer 10-9
Round 3: Melissa "Haymaker" Shaffer 10-9
Round 4: Melissa "Haymaker" Shaffer 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Melissa "Haymaker" Shaffer 10-9
Round 3: Melissa "Haymaker" Shaffer 10-9
Round 4: Melissa "Haymaker" Shaffer 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Melissa "Haymaker" Shaffer 10-9
Round 3: Melissa "Haymaker" Shaffer 10-9
Round 4: Melissa "Haymaker" Shaffer 10-9
Melissa "Haymaker" Shaffer wins by a technical knockout!
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