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(Toughman) You eat it defeated Tall Timmy Batsurd by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, December 19, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 247 pounds (112 kilograms) is You eat it!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 341 pounds (155 kilograms) is Tall Timmy Batsurd!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Batsurd stays outside and uses his jab.

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-You Eat It probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+You Eat It lands a hard hook to the face. Batsurd laughs!
-You Eat It launches a flurry of shots to the chin, but Batsurd stays away from it.
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+Batsurd hits with a volley of stiff punches to the chin.
+Batsurd hits with a series of quick punches to the temple.
Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Batsurd fires a volley of punches to the temple.
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-You Eat It tries a left right to the head, but he's too slow.
+Batsurd clocks You Eat It with a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Batsurd drills You Eat It with a volley of punches to the head.
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-You Eat It probes with a volley of right punches to the face, but Batsurd hides behind his gloves.
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+Batsurd whacks You Eat It with a hook to the stomach.
-You Eat It lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Batsurd covers himself well.
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Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
-You Eat It attempts a series of blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Batsurd lands a volley of furious punches to the jaw. You Eat It hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Batsurd pokes You Eat It with a pair of nice punches to the temple.
+Batsurd wakes up the fans with a series of solid punches to the jaw.
+You Eat It punches Batsurd with a pair of mean blows to the temple!
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Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Batsurd connects with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus. You Eat It hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+You Eat It smacks Batsurd with a series of blows to the head. Batsurd is hurt!
+Batsurd slams You Eat It with a flurry of strong blows to the eye.
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+Batsurd tosses a series of punches to the head.
+You Eat It annoys Batsurd with a volley of heavy punches to the temple. Batsurd sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You eat it landed 23 of 55 punches, and Tall Timmy Batsurd landed 50 of 59 punches.

Tall Timmy Batsurd won the round 10-9

Tall Timmy Batsurd is winning the fight 10-9


You Eat It doesn't want to stop fighting!

Batsurd doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Batsurd stays outside and uses his jab.

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Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It launches a right hook to the head, but comes up empty.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the eye.
+You Eat It annoys Batsurd with a glancing right to the eye.
+Batsurd solidly lands a barrage of loud blows to the eye. You Eat It covers up.
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Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It fires a pair of punches to the head, but Batsurd stays away from it.
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+You Eat It pummels Batsurd with a right to the head.
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Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Batsurd annoys You Eat It with a pair of nice punches to the mouth.
+Batsurd takes charge with a furious cross to the temple.
+You Eat It hits with a series of stinging shots to the jaw. Batsurd hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Batsurd staggers You Eat It with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Batsurd rocks You Eat It with a strong hook to the ribs.
+Batsurd pounds You Eat It with a wild straight right to the eye! You Eat It seems wobbly!
+Batsurd suprises You Eat It with a series of punches to the face.
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-You Eat It throws a series of right punches to the eye, but Batsurd narrowly avoids it
Batsurd tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Batsurd slams You Eat It with a series of punches to the chest.
+Batsurd tags You Eat It with a hard jab to the eye.
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-You Eat It throws a pair of punches to the eye, but Batsurd hides behind his gloves.
+Batsurd hits with a flurry of glancing shots to the face!
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+Batsurd smacks You Eat It with a series of wild punches to the face.
-You Eat It tries to land a barrage of shots to the eye, but Batsurd narrowly avoids it
-You Eat It lunges with a pair of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-You Eat It fires a flurry of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+You Eat It strikes with a barrage of nasty shots to the mouth. Batsurd retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You eat it landed 21 of 52 punches, and Tall Timmy Batsurd landed 54 of 54 punches.

Tall Timmy Batsurd won the round 10-9

Tall Timmy Batsurd is winning the fight 20-18


You Eat It doesn't even want to rest!

Batsurd doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

You Eat It is brawling. (inside)
Batsurd stays outside and uses his jab.

+ The fighters exchange shots to the face.
+You Eat It wakes up the fans with a glancing hook to the jaw.
+Batsurd rocks You Eat It with a volley of glancing shots to the face. You Eat It grimaces in pain.
Batsurd lands a powerful right smash to the jaw and You Eat It is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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You Eat It struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Batsurd jars You Eat It with a volley of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+You Eat It backs up Batsurd with a pair of blows to the head.
+Batsurd pops You Eat It with a barrage of nice punches to the chin.
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-You Eat It fires a series of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+You Eat It nails Batsurd with a pair of punches to the chin!
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+You Eat It grazes Batsurd with a series of mean shots to the nose.
You Eat It lands a lightning left hook and Batsurd collapses!!

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He's Out!
You eat it wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
You Eat It grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Batsurd grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 2: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 2: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9
Round 2: Tall Timmy Batsurd 10-9

You eat it wins by a knockout!