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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, December 12, 2020

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute attacks with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Major attempts a pair of punches to the head, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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+Minute shakes Major with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Minute lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Minute paws a series of punches to the jaw, but Major leaps aside.
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-Major charges with a right roundhouse to the nose, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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-Minute paws a jab to the jaw, but Major blocks.
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+Major wallops Minute with a series of furious punches to the head. Minute sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Major probes with a right jab to the face, but Minute blocks.
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+Minute hits with a commanding straight right to the eye. Major seems wobbly!
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+Minute lands a pair of nice punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 12 of 34 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 18 of 41 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-9


Major is obviously tired.

Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Major launches a series of right punches to the ribs, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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-Minute probes with a series of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Minute fires a sweeping right to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Major probes with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Minute probes with a volley of punches to the head, but misses.
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-Minute throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Minute tosses a pair of vicious punches to the eye. Major gets mad!
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-Major throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Minute annoys Major with a strong straight right to the head.
-Major lunges with a right cross to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Minute clocks Major with a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 6 of 32 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 20 of 40 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Major collapses limply onto his stool.

Minute doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Major attempts a right sweeping right to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Minute scores with a series of punches to the eye! Minute is raining blows! Major's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Major can't remember which corner is his.

Minute doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!