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(Strawweight) The Return of Bectel defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Monday, December 7, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is The Return of Bectel!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bectel is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Bectel shakes Dorkness 1 with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 ignores it.
+Bectel pops Dorkness 1 with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bectel annoys Dorkness 1 with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of painful punches to the temple. Bectel retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a pair of left blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a heavy sweeping right to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 clocks Bectel with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Bectel charges with a jab to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a barrage of combinations to the head, but Bectel ties him up.
+Bectel wallops Dorkness 1 with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 18 of 29 punches, and The Return of Bectel landed 25 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Bectel doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 2

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bectel is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Bectel throws a glancing left to the chin.
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+Bectel takes charge with a volley of nice punches to the chin.
-Bectel lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the face, but Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of wild combinations to the chest. Bectel gets mad!
+Bectel clocks Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of right combinations to the ribs, but Bectel steps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a right straight right to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bectel annoys Dorkness 1 with a furious straight right to the nose. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
+Bectel lashes out with a barrage of combinations to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 25 punches, and The Return of Bectel landed 31 of 38 punches.

The Return of Bectel won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bectel doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bectel is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Bectel attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
+Dorkness 1 clocks Bectel with a jab to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a pair of combinations to the stomach. Bectel covers up.
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-Bectel probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
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+Bectel catches Dorkness 1 with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Bectel slams Dorkness 1 with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a flurry of right combinations to the chest, but Bectel hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 25 punches, and The Return of Bectel landed 18 of 30 punches.

The Return of Bectel won the round 10-9

The Return of Bectel is winning the fight 29-28


Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.

Bectel remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bectel is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Bectel tosses a flurry of mean punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Bectel quickly backs away.
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+Bectel hammers Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the chest!
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+Bectel jolts Dorkness 1 with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
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-Bectel lashes out with a cross to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Bectel with a wild combination to the ribs. Bectel asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Bectel throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of left combinations to the ribs, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 26 punches, and The Return of Bectel landed 18 of 33 punches.

The Return of Bectel won the round 10-9

The Return of Bectel is winning the fight 39-37


Dorkness 1 is slowing down.

Bectel remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bectel is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Bectel beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Bectel narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 6 of 24 punches, and The Return of Bectel landed 5 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

The Return of Bectel is winning the fight 48-47


Dorkness 1 is slowing down.

Bectel remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bectel is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Bectel lands a volley of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Bectel attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 quickly backs away.
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-Bectel attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 ducks.
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+Bectel stuns Dorkness 1 with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Bectel hurts Dorkness 1 with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
-Bectel launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of left combinations to the chest, but Bectel takes it in the forearms.
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+Bectel lands a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of combinations to the ribs, but Bectel covers himself well.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of left punches to the chest, but Bectel deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 24 punches, and The Return of Bectel landed 17 of 32 punches.

The Return of Bectel won the round 10-9

The Return of Bectel is winning the fight 58-56


Dorkness 1 is slowing down.

Bectel remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bectel is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Bectel steps aside.
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+Dorkness 1 suprises Bectel with a series of mean combinations to the stomach. Bectel beats a hasty retreat.
-Dorkness 1 launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Bectel annoys Dorkness 1 with a barrage of nasty punches to the face. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 5 of 23 punches, and The Return of Bectel landed 6 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

The Return of Bectel is winning the fight 67-66


Dorkness 1 is slowing down.

Bectel remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bectel is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 punches Bectel with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Bectel sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bectel tosses a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Bectel solidly lands a barrage of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Bectel thumps Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the temple. Dorkness 1 laughs!
+Bectel throws a barrage of painful punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
+Bectel fires a flurry of loud punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a left jab to the chest, but Bectel steps aside and laughs.
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-Bectel attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of combinations to the chest, but Bectel takes it in the forearms.
-Bectel attacks with a pair of combinations to the temple, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of left combinations to the stomach, but Bectel ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 24 punches, and The Return of Bectel landed 31 of 39 punches.

The Return of Bectel won the round 10-9

The Return of Bectel is winning the fight 77-75


Dorkness 1 looks exhausted.

Bectel remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bectel is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of punches to the chest, but Bectel steps aside.
-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Bectel backs out of it.
-Dorkness 1 fires a pair of combinations to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of left combinations to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Bectel tags Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the chin! Dorkness 1 ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 5 of 22 punches, and The Return of Bectel landed 6 of 7 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

The Return of Bectel is winning the fight 86-85


Dorkness 1 looks exhausted.

Bectel remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bectel is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Bectel annoys Dorkness 1 with a powerful jab to the chin. Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
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+Bectel catches Dorkness 1 with a volley of hard punches to the chin.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of combinations to the chest, but falls short.
+Dorkness 1 lands a furious sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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+Bectel grazes Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the temple.
-Bectel attacks with a left jab to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
+Bectel jars Dorkness 1 with a pair of quick punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of combinations to the ribs, but misses.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a uppercut to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Bectel scores with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 6 of 26 punches, and The Return of Bectel landed 31 of 42 punches.

The Return of Bectel won the round 10-9

The Return of Bectel is winning the fight 96-94


Dorkness 1 looks exhausted.

Bectel remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bectel is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Bectel tosses a volley of nice punches to the jaw.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of combinations to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of combinations to the chest, but Bectel beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 5 of 24 punches, and The Return of Bectel landed 6 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

The Return of Bectel is winning the fight 105-104


Dorkness 1 looks exhausted.

Bectel remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bectel is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Bectel clocks Dorkness 1 with a series of nice punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Bectel lands a blood spattering cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1 is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
The Return of Bectel wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 1 receives medical attention from his trainer.

Bectel grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: The Return of Bectel 10-9
Round 3: The Return of Bectel 10-9
Round 4: The Return of Bectel 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: The Return of Bectel 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: The Return of Bectel 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: The Return of Bectel 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: The Return of Bectel 10-9
Round 3: The Return of Bectel 10-9
Round 4: The Return of Bectel 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: The Return of Bectel 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: The Return of Bectel 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: The Return of Bectel 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: The Return of Bectel 10-9
Round 3: The Return of Bectel 10-9
Round 4: The Return of Bectel 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: The Return of Bectel 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: The Return of Bectel 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: The Return of Bectel 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9

The Return of Bectel wins by a knockout!