Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Nahua Dancer defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Monday, December 7, 2020In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Nahua Dancer!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dancer tags Dorkness 2 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 2 tries a straight right to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Dancer smashes Dorkness 2 with a volley of quick punches to the stomach.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 wakes up the fans with a barrage of solid blows to the ribs!! Dancer shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dancer tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nahua Dancer landed 15 of 22 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 10 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 10-9
Dancer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dancer throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 2 narrowly avoids it
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+Dancer backs up Dorkness 2 with a series of powerful punches to the ribs.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Dorkness 2 punches Dancer with a series of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 2 tries to land a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dancer backs out of it.
-Dancer attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 2 takes it in the forearms.
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+Dancer grazes Dorkness 2 with a series of stinging punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nahua Dancer landed 13 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 10 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 20-18
Dancer doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Dancer launches a volley of right blows to the chest, but Dorkness 2 quickly backs away.
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+Dancer smashes Dorkness 2 with a volley of blows to the solar plexus!
+Dorkness 2 smashes Dancer with a nasty hook to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 2 tries a volley of right shots to the chest, but fails to score.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer clocks Dorkness 2 with a volley of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Dancer catches Dorkness 2 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dancer scores with Dorkness 2 with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Dancer lunges with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nahua Dancer landed 13 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 9 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 30-27
Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a broken nose.
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dancer lunges with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 2 ties him up.
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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer takes charge with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 2 tries to land a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Dancer ducks.
+Dancer hits Dorkness 2 with a painful jab to the chest.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 pokes Dancer with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dancer attacks with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Dorkness 2 deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nahua Dancer landed 14 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 8 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 40-36
Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a broken nose.
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 2 punches Dancer with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a left uppercut to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a series of punches to the ribs, but Dancer backs out of it.
+Dorkness 2 connects with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer suprises Dorkness 2 with a left to the chest.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Dancer nails Dorkness 2 with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Dorkness 2 throws a hook to the solar plexus, but Dancer ducks just in time.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nahua Dancer landed 13 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 14 of 41 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 50-45
Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken nose.
Dorkness 2 is slowing down.
ROUND 6
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 2 fires a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkness 2 whacks Dancer with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Dancer steps aside.
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+Dancer tattoos Dorkness 2 with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dancer attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 2 quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Dancer backs out of it.
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+Dancer thumps Dorkness 2 with a pair of wild punches to the ribs!
+Dorkness 2 strikes with a light straight right to the stomach.
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+Dancer jolts Dorkness 2 with a volley of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 2 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nahua Dancer landed 16 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 12 of 40 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 60-54
Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken nose.
Dorkness 2 is slowing down.
ROUND 7
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dancer hammers Dorkness 2 with a light left to the solar plexus.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 tries a flurry of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 2 grazes Dancer with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus. Dancer seems wobbly!
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-Dorkness 2 charges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dancer covers himself well.
-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but Dancer steps aside and laughs.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Dancer ducks.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a jab to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a pair of hard shots to the ribs. Dancer asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dancer clocks Dorkness 2 with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nahua Dancer landed 17 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 12 of 39 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 70-64
Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken nose.
Dorkness 2 looks exhausted.
ROUND 8
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 2 throws a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Dancer narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Dancer blocks.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Dancer beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dancer tries to land a barrage of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a volley of blows to the ribs, but Dancer quickly backs away.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer hits with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Dancer grazes Dorkness 2 with a barrage of punches to the head.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a left uppercut to the stomach, but Dancer quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 2 wakes up the fans with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs. Dancer retreats to the far corner.
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+Dancer nails Dorkness 2 with a volley of glancing punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nahua Dancer landed 16 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 9 of 37 punches.
Nahua Dancer won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 79-74
Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken nose.
Dorkness 2 collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 9
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Dancer blocks.
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+Dorkness 2 tags Dancer with a volley of wild punches to the chest. Dancer falls against the ropes!
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a roundhouse to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Dancer paws a pair of left punches to the nose, but Dorkness 2 ducks just in time.
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+Dancer jars Dorkness 2 with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer staggers Dorkness 2 with a series of solid punches to the mouth.
-Dorkness 2 lunges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 2 charges with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer takes charge with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a pair of right shots to the chest, but Dancer deftly avoits it.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nahua Dancer landed 18 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 9 of 39 punches.
Nahua Dancer won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 88-84
Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken nose.
Dorkness 2 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 10
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Dancer escapes.
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-Dancer throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 2 ducks just in time.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Dancer wallops Dorkness 2 with a barrage of punches to the temple. Dorkness 2 falls against the ropes!
Dancer lands a powerful left uppercut and Dorkness 2 drops like a stone!!
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a roundhouse to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Dorkness 2 thumps Dancer with a barrage of hard punches to the chest. Dancer beats a hasty retreat.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer catches Dorkness 2 with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 2 quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 2 lands a flurry of off balance shots to the ribs. Dancer retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a volley of shots to the ribs, but Dancer stays away from it.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
+Dancer smacks Dorkness 2 with a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Nahua Dancer landed 17 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 6 of 41 punches.
Nahua Dancer won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 96-94
Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken nose.
Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 11
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 paws a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Dancer covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 2 connects with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 2 throws a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Dancer stays away from it.
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+Dancer pounds Dorkness 2 with a flurry of quick punches to the head.
Dancer lands a terrific haymaker and Dorkness 2 collapses!!
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 2 scores with a nasty hook to the chest.
-Dorkness 2 tries to land a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Dancer ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a cross to the solar plexus, but Dancer escapes.
+Dancer connects with a flurry of commanding blows to the head.
+Dancer takes charge with a glancing hook to the mouth. Dorkness 2 beats a hasty retreat.
Dancer lands a sudden right uppercut and Dorkness 2 is knocked down!!
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dancer strikes with a barrage of shots to the head.
-Dorkness 2 paws a series of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer pops Dorkness 2 with a volley of mean punches to the face!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nahua Dancer landed 22 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 5 of 38 punches.
Nahua Dancer won the round 10-7
Nahua Dancer is winning the fight 104-103
Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken nose.
Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 12
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+Dancer takes charge with a barrage of nasty punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a volley of roundhouses to the jaw, but goes wide.
-Dorkness 2 paws a volley of punches to the nose, but falls short.
-Dorkness 2 probes with a series of right shots to the head, but Dancer steps aside.
+Dancer hits with a volley of solid punches to the temple.
Dancer lands a lightning right haymaker and Dorkness 2 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Nahua Dancer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken nose.
Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the right eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Nahua Dancer 10-9
Round 8: Nahua Dancer 10-9
Round 9: Nahua Dancer 10-9
Round 10: Nahua Dancer 10-8
Round 11: Nahua Dancer 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Nahua Dancer 10-9
Round 8: Nahua Dancer 10-9
Round 9: Nahua Dancer 10-9
Round 10: Nahua Dancer 10-8
Round 11: Nahua Dancer 10-7
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Nahua Dancer 10-9
Round 9: Nahua Dancer 10-9
Round 10: Nahua Dancer 10-8
Round 11: Nahua Dancer 10-7
Nahua Dancer wins by a knockout!
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