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(Super-Heavyweight) Gigantic-Weight (1) defeated Laugh Out Loud by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, November 28, 2020

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 704 pounds (319 kilograms) is Laugh Out Loud!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 822 pounds (373 kilograms) is Gigantic-Weight (1)!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Laugh is using the ring. (using the ring)
1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-1 attempts a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-1 tries to land a pair of blows to the stomach, but Laugh hides behind his gloves.
-Laugh attacks with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but 1 hides behind his gloves.
-Laugh lunges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but 1 backs out of it.
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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1 fires a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Laugh narrowly avoids it
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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Laugh lashes out with a series of right punches to the face, but 1 blocks.
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-1 launches a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Laugh narrowly avoids it
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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Laugh Out Loud landed 3 of 31 punches, and Gigantic-Weight (1) landed 0 of 25 punches.

Laugh Out Loud won the round 10-9

Laugh Out Loud is winning the fight 10-9


Laugh remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

1 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Laugh is using the ring. (using the ring)
1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1 probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Laugh attempts a volley of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
-1 attempts a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Laugh backs out of it.
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-Laugh tries to land a right jab to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Laugh attacks with a volley of right punches to the eye, but 1 narrowly avoids it
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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-1 probes with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Laugh ducks just in time.
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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Laugh Out Loud landed 2 of 33 punches, and Gigantic-Weight (1) landed 1 of 24 punches.

Laugh Out Loud won the round 10-9

Laugh Out Loud is winning the fight 20-18


Laugh is obviously tired.

1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Laugh is using the ring. (using the ring)
1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Laugh fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but 1 ducks.
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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Laugh probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses.
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-1 tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Laugh takes it in the forearms.
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-1 probes with a pair of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Laugh attacks with a series of shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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-1 attempts a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Laugh hides behind his gloves.
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-Laugh throws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-1 tries to land a series of blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Laugh throws a flurry of punches to the face, but 1 quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Laugh Out Loud landed 2 of 32 punches, and Gigantic-Weight (1) landed 1 of 26 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Laugh Out Loud is winning the fight 30-28


Laugh collapses limply onto his stool.

1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Laugh is using the ring. (using the ring)
1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-1 throws a left hook to the chest, but misses.
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-Laugh tries to land a volley of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Laugh throws a volley of right punches to the chin, but 1 leaps aside.
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-1 tries to land a series of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-1 throws a left straight right to the ribs, but Laugh hides behind his gloves.
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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Laugh charges with a volley of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Laugh tries to land a pair of punches to the jaw, but 1 stays away from it.
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-1 launches a barrage of blows to the chest, but Laugh leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Laugh Out Loud landed 3 of 35 punches, and Gigantic-Weight (1) landed 2 of 25 punches.

Gigantic-Weight (1) won the round 10-9

Laugh Out Loud is winning the fight 39-38


Laugh can't remember which corner is his.

1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Laugh is using the ring. (using the ring)
1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Laugh tries a series of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Laugh attacks with a pair of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Laugh attempts a pair of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
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Laugh tries to attack, but 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-1 attempts a cross to the solar plexus, but Laugh stays away from it.
+1 grazes Laugh with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus. 1 is jabbing and laughing! Laugh's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Gigantic-Weight (1) wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Laugh can't remember which corner is his.

1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 2: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Gigantic-Weight (1) 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 2: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 2: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Gigantic-Weight (1) 10-9

Gigantic-Weight (1) wins by a technical knockout!