Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 3 defeated Bring the Rain V by knockout (KO) in round 3.Match Tuesday, November 24, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Bring the Rain V!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bring clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bring thumps Dorkness 3 with a pair of solid combinations to the mouth. Dorkness 3 seems wobbly!
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bring shakes Dorkness 3 with a barrage of strong shots to the temple.
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+Bring pummels Dorkness 3 with a volley of strong punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a right hook to the stomach, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
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+Bring tosses a flurry of furious punches to the face.
Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 stuns Bring with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bring hits Dorkness 3 with a barrage of off balance punches to the nose.
Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 lashes out with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 16 of 24 punches, and Bring the Rain V landed 23 of 23 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.
Bring grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bring clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Bring tosses a series of blows to the stomach.
+Bring pounds Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 quickly recovers.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 connects with a barrage of punches to the chest.
Dorkness 3 lands a terrific right haymaker and Bring staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Bring struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bring belts Dorkness 3 with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bring punches Dorkness 3 with a quick hook to the ribs. Dorkness 3 falls against the ropes!
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+Bring smacks Dorkness 3 with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 3 punches Bring with a pair of shots to the ribs. Bring ignores it.
Dorkness 3 lands a slow motion smash to the jaw and Bring collapses!!
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Bring struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 3 solidly lands a series of strong punches to the stomach. Bring backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 3 whacks Bring with a volley of light shots to the chest.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bring annoys Dorkness 3 with a flurry of glancing blows to the stomach.
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+Bring throws a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 14 of 26 punches, and Bring the Rain V landed 22 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-7
Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 20-17
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
Bring looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bring clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bring lands a uppercut to the stomach.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bring hits Dorkness 3 with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus! Dorkness 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkness 3 hits Bring with a pair of shots to the stomach.
Dorkness 3 lands a blood spattering punch in the nose and Bring falls senseless!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
Bring can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Bring the Rain V 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Bring the Rain V 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-7
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Bring the Rain V 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-7
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a knockout!
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