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(Strawweight) Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP defeated Dung Eater by disqualification in round 8.

Match Monday, November 23, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 80 pounds (36 kilograms) is Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Eater fights inside. (inside)

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+Patrick throws a series of nice punches to the face.
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-Eater lunges with a pair of right shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Patrick tosses a commanding jab to the jaw.
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-Eater tries to land a barrage of left shots to the temple, but Patrick escapes.
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+Patrick takes charge with a quick jab to the nose.
+Eater scores with a stinging jab to the temple.
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-Eater throws a series of right shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Eater launches a series of right shots to the nose, but Patrick ties him up.
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+Eater lands Patrick with a blow to the groin! This is unbelievable!
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+Patrick whacks Eater with a barrage of nasty blows to the nose.
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-Eater throws a volley of left shots to the temple, but Patrick beats a hasty retreat.
-Eater probes with a series of shots to the head, but Patrick beats a hasty retreat.
+Patrick jolts Eater with a series of punches to the nose. Eater sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Patrick throws a barrage of loud blows to the head.
-Eater paws a barrage of punches to the head, but Patrick ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 29 of 33 punches, and Dung Eater landed 10 of 43 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 10-9


Patrick doesn't want to stop fighting!

Eater doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Eater fights inside. (inside)

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-Eater tries to land a pair of punches to the chin, but Patrick backs out of it.
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+Patrick pummels Eater with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Patrick hits Eater with a flurry of quick punches to the ribs. Eater sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Eater launches a flurry of shots to the face, but he's too slow.
+Patrick belts Eater with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs!! Eater asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Eater tries a pair of right blows to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Eater launches a barrage of blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Eater jolts Patrick with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Patrick pounds Eater with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Eater attempts a hook to the chin, but Patrick backs out of it.
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+Patrick fires a nasty jab to the ribs.
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+Eater hits with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
+Patrick hammers Eater with a series of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 31 of 31 punches, and Dung Eater landed 10 of 42 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 20-18


Patrick doesn't even want to rest!

Eater doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Eater fights inside. (inside)

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+Patrick hits with a series of punches to the ribs.
-Eater probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Eater tries to land a flurry of shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Eater suprises Patrick with a flurry of nice shots to the face.
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-Eater paws a left to the jaw, but Patrick hides behind his gloves.
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-Eater attempts a series of blows to the eye, but to no avail.
+Eater throws Patrick with an elbow! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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+Patrick tosses a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
-Eater lashes out with a volley of blows to the head, but misses completely.
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-Eater fires a flurry of right blows to the face, but Patrick steps aside.
+Patrick stuns Eater with a left to the ribs.
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-Eater lashes out with a right to the head, but Patrick stays away from it.
+Patrick rocks Eater with a series of mean punches to the stomach!
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+Patrick punches Eater with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Patrick scores with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus!! Eater laughs!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 31 of 32 punches, and Dung Eater landed 9 of 41 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 30-27


Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Eater doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Eater fights inside. (inside)

-Eater probes with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Eater charges with a pair of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Patrick tosses a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Eater lands a barrage of punches to the temple!!
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-Eater tries a volley of punches to the head, but misses.
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-Eater paws a series of punches to the eye, but Patrick ducks just in time.
-Eater tries to land a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but Patrick ties him up.
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+Eater tattoos Patrick with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Eater fires a series of shots to the mouth, but Patrick backs out of it.
-Eater lunges with a series of shots to the face, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dung Eater landed 7 of 40 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 39-36


Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Eater doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Eater fights inside. (inside)

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-Eater attempts a series of punches to the face, but Patrick stays away from it.
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-Eater fires a pair of left blows to the chin, but Patrick ducks just in time.
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-Eater probes with a barrage of shots to the nose, but Patrick blocks.
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-Eater tries to land a barrage of punches to the chin, but Patrick ducks just in time.
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-Eater throws a flurry of left punches to the face, but Patrick beats a hasty retreat.
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+Eater catches Patrick with a straight right to the temple.
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-Eater throws a hook to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Eater attempts a straight right to the temple, but Patrick ties him up.
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+Eater hits with Patrick with a blow to the groin! Boo! Boo!
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+Patrick pummels Eater with a sweeping right to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 7 of 7 punches, and Dung Eater landed 7 of 42 punches.

Dung Eater won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 48-46


Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Eater remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Eater fights inside. (inside)

+Patrick smashes Eater with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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+Patrick belts Eater with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs!
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+Eater tags Patrick with an elbow! The Ref mus be blind!
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-Eater tries to land a barrage of left blows to the temple, but fails to score.
-Eater lunges with a left roundhouse to the temple, but Patrick narrowly avoids it
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-Eater throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Patrick hides behind his gloves.
-Eater attempts a series of blows to the head, but Patrick hides behind his gloves.
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+Patrick smashes Eater with a sweeping right to the solar plexus. Eater asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Eater attacks with a pair of right punches to the chin, but Patrick blocks.
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+Eater catches Patrick with a series of punches to the nose.
+Patrick scores with a volley of punches to the chest.
-Eater throws a series of shots to the nose, but Patrick beats a hasty retreat.
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+Patrick annoys Eater with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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-Eater lunges with a left left to the chin, but falls short.
+Patrick jolts Eater with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs.
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-Eater tries to land a flurry of punches to the face, but Patrick deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 29 of 30 punches, and Dung Eater landed 9 of 41 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 58-55


Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Eater remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Eater fights inside. (inside)

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-Eater lunges with a left uppercut to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Eater throws a barrage of punches to the face, but Patrick narrowly avoids it
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-Eater lashes out with a pair of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Patrick tosses a pair of furious punches to the mouth. Eater backpedals to his own corner.
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-Eater throws a series of left punches to the temple, but Patrick steps aside and laughs.
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-Eater paws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Patrick covers himself well.
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+Patrick connects with a series of hard punches to the nose. Eater retreats to the far corner.
+Eater jars Patrick with a blow to the groin! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
+Eater pummels Patrick with a volley of off balance punches to the eye.
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-Eater probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Patrick ties him up.
-Eater launches a volley of shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dung Eater landed 7 of 41 punches.

Dung Eater won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 67-65


Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Eater remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Eater fights inside. (inside)

+Eater thumps Patrick with an elbow! Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is writhing in pain. The referee halts the bout!
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Eater remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Dung Eater 10-9
Round 6: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 7: Dung Eater 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Dung Eater 10-9
Round 6: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 7: Dung Eater 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Dung Eater 10-9
Round 6: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 7: Dung Eater 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP wins by a foul!