Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Deformirovannyy Karlik defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 10.Match Monday, November 23, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Deformirovannyy Karlik!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Karlik clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 lands a series of punches to the jaw.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a series of combinations to the temple. Karlik sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with Karlik with a low blow! The audience is howling!
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Karlik solidly lands a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Karlik attempts a volley of right shots to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Karlik throws a flurry of strong blows to the eye.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Deformirovannyy Karlik landed 17 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 22 of 33 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9
Karlik doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Karlik clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Karlik throws a flurry of stinging blows to the face. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkness 1 clocks Karlik with a series of punches to the ribs.
-Karlik lashes out with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 deftly avoits it.
+Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of painful combinations to the solar plexus. Karlik is hurt!
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
+Dorkness 1 staggers Karlik with a nice cross to the ribs.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Karlik jars Dorkness 1 with a uppercut to the eye.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Deformirovannyy Karlik landed 14 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-18
Karlik doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Karlik clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Karlik thumps Dorkness 1 with a pair of strong blows to the jaw.
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-Karlik tries to land a left left to the chest, but Dorkness 1 ducks.
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+Dorkness 1 nails Karlik with a barrage of blows to the stomach. Karlik backpedals to his own corner.
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+Karlik punches Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Deformirovannyy Karlik landed 14 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 30-27
Karlik remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Karlik clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Karlik attempts a roundhouse to the chest, but Dorkness 1 covers himself well.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Karlik launches a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 ducks.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Karlik attacks with a barrage of solid blows to the ribs.
+Dorkness 1 smashes Karlik with a pair of quick shots to the ribs.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 connects with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Deformirovannyy Karlik landed 11 of 22 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 27 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 40-36
Karlik remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.
ROUND 5
Karlik clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Karlik attempts a left hook to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Karlik belts Dorkness 1 with a pair of mean blows to the chest.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of stinging combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Karlik charges with a left uppercut to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Karlik lashes out with a flurry of light blows to the ribs. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 pummels Karlik with a series of nice combinations to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Deformirovannyy Karlik landed 12 of 22 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 24 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 50-46
Karlik grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
ROUND 6
Karlik clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 1 hammers Karlik with a volley of nice combinations to the chest. Karlik seems wobbly!
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+Karlik annoys Dorkness 1 with a volley of wild punches to the chest.
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-Karlik paws a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a jab to the solar plexus, but Karlik hides behind his gloves.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 1 backs up Karlik with a barrage of combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Karlik takes it in the forearms.
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+Karlik tosses a volley of vicious shots to the chest.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of right combinations to the chest, but Karlik covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Deformirovannyy Karlik landed 13 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 24 punches.
Deformirovannyy Karlik won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 59-56
Karlik grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 looks exhausted.
ROUND 7
Karlik clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of punches to the chest!!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a left to the ribs, but Karlik deftly avoits it.
+Karlik fires a left to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Karlik takes it in the forearms.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Karlik suprises Dorkness 1 with a stinging hook to the stomach.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Karlik attempts a flurry of right combinations to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Karlik strikes with a series of glancing punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Deformirovannyy Karlik landed 13 of 27 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 24 punches.
Deformirovannyy Karlik won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 68-66
Karlik grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 looks exhausted.
ROUND 8
Karlik clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Karlik pops Dorkness 1 with a barrage of wild shots to the temple.
Karlik lands a resounding cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1 falls to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Karlik jars Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the temple.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 backs up Karlik with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Karlik escapes.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Karlik hides behind his gloves.
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+Karlik tosses a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Karlik solidly lands a flurry of blows to the face.
Karlik lands a well placed left punch in the nose and Dorkness 1 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Dorkness 1 jolts Karlik with a left to the stomach. Karlik doesn't notice.
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-Karlik charges with a uppercut to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a flurry of strong combinations to the ribs.
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The fighters circle.
+Karlik solidly lands a pair of blows to the mouth!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Deformirovannyy Karlik landed 14 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 22 punches.
Deformirovannyy Karlik won the round 10-7
Deformirovannyy Karlik is winning the fight 76-75
Karlik grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 9
Karlik clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Karlik connects with a series of loud punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Karlik staggers Dorkness 1 with a flurry of blows to the temple.
Karlik lands a terrific left hook and Dorkness 1 is knocked out of the ring!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Karlik annoys Dorkness 1 with a pair of heavy blows to the chin!! Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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+Dorkness 1 throws a series of combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Karlik lashes out with a pair of left shots to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 hurts Karlik with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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+Karlik catches Dorkness 1 with a volley of loud blows to the jaw.
Karlik lands a quick hook and Dorkness 1 hurtles to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Karlik punches Dorkness 1 with a barrage of strong punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 rocks Karlik with a barrage of combinations to the stomach!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Deformirovannyy Karlik landed 16 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 6 of 24 punches.
Deformirovannyy Karlik won the round 10-7
Deformirovannyy Karlik is winning the fight 86-82
Karlik grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 10
Karlik clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Karlik jolts Dorkness 1 with a flurry of shots to the jaw.
-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of left shots to the chest, but Karlik covers himself well.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Karlik hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Karlik grazes Dorkness 1 with a series of vicious blows to the chin.
Karlik lands a ferocious left punch in the nose and Dorkness 1's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Karlik punches Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the temple!
Karlik lands a lightning haymaker and Dorkness 1 falls senseless!!
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He's Out!
Deformirovannyy Karlik wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Karlik grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 receives medical attention from his trainer.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Deformirovannyy Karlik 10-9
Round 7: Deformirovannyy Karlik 10-9
Round 8: Deformirovannyy Karlik 10-7
Round 9: Deformirovannyy Karlik 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Deformirovannyy Karlik 10-9
Round 7: Deformirovannyy Karlik 10-9
Round 8: Deformirovannyy Karlik 10-7
Round 9: Deformirovannyy Karlik 10-7
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Deformirovannyy Karlik 10-9
Round 6: Deformirovannyy Karlik 10-9
Round 7: Deformirovannyy Karlik 10-9
Round 8: Deformirovannyy Karlik 10-7
Round 9: Deformirovannyy Karlik 10-7
Deformirovannyy Karlik wins by a knockout!
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