Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Marty "Hardwood" McFly defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by knockout (KO) in round 7.Match Monday, November 16, 2020In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Marty "Hardwood" McFly!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Hardwood stays outside and uses his jab.
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hardwood attacks with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 ignores it.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 2 hurts Hardwood with a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
+Hardwood lashes out with a flurry of stiff shots to the temple. Dorkness 2 quickly recovers.
-Dorkness 2 throws a volley of blows to the chest, but Hardwood backs out of it.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hardwood lashes out with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 2 fires a barrage of off balance blows to the stomach.
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+Hardwood smacks Dorkness 2 with a volley of stiff punches to the chest. Dorkness 2 quickly recovers.
+Hardwood belts Dorkness 2 with a flurry of off balance punches to the head. Dorkness 2 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Marty "Hardwood" McFly landed 31 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 22 punches.
Marty "Hardwood" McFly won the round 10-9
Marty "Hardwood" McFly is winning the fight 10-9
Hardwood doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Hardwood stays outside and uses his jab.
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hardwood wakes up the fans with a flurry of quick punches to the face.
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+Hardwood hits with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Hardwood pounds Dorkness 2 with a jab to the ribs.
+Dorkness 2 hits Hardwood with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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+Hardwood hits with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus!
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+Hardwood annoys Dorkness 2 with a series of punches to the face.
+Hardwood hurts Dorkness 2 with a volley of stinging punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Marty "Hardwood" McFly landed 31 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 11 of 24 punches.
Marty "Hardwood" McFly won the round 10-9
Marty "Hardwood" McFly is winning the fight 20-18
Hardwood remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Hardwood stays outside and uses his jab.
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Hardwood hurts Dorkness 2 with a series of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 2 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dorkness 2 hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Hardwood connects with a volley of punches to the ribs!!
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+Hardwood backs up Dorkness 2 with a flurry of quick shots to the chest.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Hardwood whacks Dorkness 2 with a volley of strong punches to the chest. Dorkness 2 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 fires a volley of right blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Hardwood fires a pair of solid punches to the stomach.
+Hardwood hits Dorkness 2 with a nice roundhouse to the solar plexus.
+Hardwood tags Dorkness 2 with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus!
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hardwood lands a volley of glancing punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Marty "Hardwood" McFly landed 38 of 38 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 10 of 24 punches.
Marty "Hardwood" McFly won the round 10-9
Marty "Hardwood" McFly is winning the fight 30-27
Hardwood remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 2 is obviously tired.
ROUND 4
Hardwood stays outside and uses his jab.
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Hardwood tags Dorkness 2 with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Hardwood hammers Dorkness 2 with a quick left to the chin.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Hardwood steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 2 tosses a volley of vicious punches to the stomach. Hardwood covers up.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hardwood wallops Dorkness 2 with a commanding jab to the stomach! Dorkness 2 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Hardwood tags Dorkness 2 with a series of vicious punches to the head.
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+Hardwood hits Dorkness 2 with a wild straight right to the temple.
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+Dorkness 2 fires a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
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+Hardwood whacks Dorkness 2 with a volley of loud punches to the ribs. Dorkness 2 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Hardwood throws a pair of nasty blows to the face. Dorkness 2 laughs!
-Dorkness 2 probes with a right to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Hardwood strikes with a volley of light punches to the head.
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+Hardwood tags Dorkness 2 with a loud straight right to the nose!!
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hardwood whacks Dorkness 2 with a barrage of painful punches to the nose. Dorkness 2 gets mad!
+Hardwood hits with a flurry of quick punches to the jaw. Dorkness 2 gets mad!
+Hardwood pummels Dorkness 2 with a series of heavy punches to the mouth. Dorkness 2 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Hardwood attacks with a flurry of quick punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Marty "Hardwood" McFly landed 48 of 48 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 9 of 24 punches.
Marty "Hardwood" McFly won the round 10-9
Marty "Hardwood" McFly is winning the fight 40-36
Hardwood grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 2 is slowing down.
ROUND 5
Hardwood stays outside and uses his jab.
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Hardwood annoys Dorkness 2 with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Hardwood jars Dorkness 2 with a jab to the ribs. Dorkness 2 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Hardwood belts Dorkness 2 with a hook to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a series of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Dorkness 2 attacks with a series of shots to the chest, but Hardwood stays away from it.
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+Hardwood punches Dorkness 2 with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple!
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+Hardwood hits Dorkness 2 with a volley of wild punches to the mouth. Dorkness 2 gets mad!
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 pummels Hardwood with a furious cross to the solar plexus.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hardwood drills Dorkness 2 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Hardwood drills Dorkness 2 with a series of punches to the eye.
+Hardwood jars Dorkness 2 with a nice jab to the eye!
+Hardwood belts Dorkness 2 with a pair of painful punches to the ribs. Dorkness 2 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 2 fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a series of left punches to the chest, but Hardwood ducks just in time.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Hardwood escapes.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Marty "Hardwood" McFly landed 48 of 49 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 15 of 40 punches.
Marty "Hardwood" McFly won the round 10-9
Marty "Hardwood" McFly is winning the fight 50-45
Hardwood grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 2 looks exhausted.
ROUND 6
Hardwood is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Hardwood belts Dorkness 2 with a jab to the head.
+Hardwood pokes Dorkness 2 with a pair of loud punches to the stomach!! Dorkness 2 doesn't notice.
+Hardwood tosses a flurry of mean punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Hardwood ties him up.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but Hardwood ducks.
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+Dorkness 2 suprises Hardwood with a volley of heavy shots to the solar plexus. Hardwood ignores it.
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+Hardwood fires a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Hardwood jars Dorkness 2 with a pair of punches to the eye!
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+Dorkness 2 fires a pair of punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Hardwood quickly backs away.
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+Hardwood tattoos Dorkness 2 with a series of punches to the face. Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Hardwood ducks just in time.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Marty "Hardwood" McFly landed 33 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 39 punches.
Marty "Hardwood" McFly won the round 10-9
Marty "Hardwood" McFly is winning the fight 60-54
Hardwood grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 2 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 7
Hardwood is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Hardwood backs up Dorkness 2 with a flurry of furious punches to the head.
Hardwood lands a slow motion smash to the jaw and Dorkness 2 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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He's Out!
Marty "Hardwood" McFly wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Hardwood grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 2: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 3: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 4: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 5: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 6: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 2: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 3: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 4: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 5: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 6: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 2: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 3: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 4: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 5: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 6: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Marty "Hardwood" McFly wins by a knockout!
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