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(Bantamweight) Terry Twinkletoes defeated Army of Dorkness 3 by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-114, 115-113.

Match Tuesday, November 10, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Terry Twinkletoes!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Twinkletoes ducks.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes attacks with a off balance straight right to the stomach.
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+Twinkletoes connects with a pair of punches to the eye. Dorkness 3 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Twinkletoes tosses a volley of punches to the stomach!!
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Twinkletoes jars Dorkness 3 with a pair of mean blows to the nose.
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+Twinkletoes tags Dorkness 3 with a straight right to the head!!
+Twinkletoes connects with a series of commanding punches to the chin!
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 lashes out with a painful hook to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 23 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 30 of 30 punches.

Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Twinkletoes doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)

Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Twinkletoes hits Dorkness 3 with a flurry of shots to the nose.
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+Twinkletoes clocks Dorkness 3 with a series of mean punches to the chin.
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+Twinkletoes fires a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes shakes Dorkness 3 with a flurry of hard punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Twinkletoes leaps aside.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 thumps Twinkletoes with a barrage of commanding shots to the stomach. Twinkletoes covers up.
+Twinkletoes stuns Dorkness 3 with a barrage of blows to the eye.
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+Twinkletoes lands a pair of hard punches to the chin.
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+Twinkletoes hits with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 3 tries a barrage of shots to the chest, but falls short.
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+Twinkletoes punches Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 23 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 32 of 34 punches.

Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Twinkletoes doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Twinkletoes lands a flurry of hard punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a pair of stiff shots to the stomach. Twinkletoes shakes his head to clear it.
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+Twinkletoes jolts Dorkness 3 with a series of nasty punches to the ribs!
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+Dorkness 3 belts Twinkletoes with a heavy hook to the solar plexus. Twinkletoes is hurt!
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+Twinkletoes hits Dorkness 3 with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth. Dorkness 3 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a series of shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes lands a flurry of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Twinkletoes solidly lands a series of wild blows to the mouth.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes tags Dorkness 3 with a powerful left to the head. Dorkness 3 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 26 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 29 of 30 punches.

Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Twinkletoes doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Twinkletoes narrowly avoids it
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes hits with a flurry of solid punches to the temple!
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hits Twinkletoes with a pair of shots to the stomach.
+Twinkletoes throws a right to the head.
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+Twinkletoes backs up Dorkness 3 with a pair of furious punches to the chin.
-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Twinkletoes hits Dorkness 3 with a volley of off balance blows to the temple.
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+Dorkness 3 wakes up the fans with a volley of off balance punches to the ribs. Twinkletoes doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 12 of 25 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 31 of 33 punches.

Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Twinkletoes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Twinkletoes takes charge with a pair of hard punches to the jaw.
+Twinkletoes lands a flurry of stinging punches to the chin. Dorkness 3 backpedals to his own corner.
+Dorkness 3 throws a volley of stiff blows to the ribs. Twinkletoes gets mad!
-Dorkness 3 tries a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Twinkletoes leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Twinkletoes solidly lands a volley of stiff punches to the mouth.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 tattoos Twinkletoes with a stiff jab to the solar plexus.
+Twinkletoes catches Dorkness 3 with a volley of heavy blows to the nose!
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+Twinkletoes tosses a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a volley of left blows to the chest, but Twinkletoes blocks.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes pummels Dorkness 3 with a flurry of hard punches to the eye.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a series of right shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a right straight right to the solar plexus, but Twinkletoes escapes.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 18 of 39 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 31 of 34 punches.

Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Twinkletoes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a series of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Twinkletoes whacks Dorkness 3 with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus! Dorkness 3 covers up.
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes throws a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Dorkness 3 lashes out with a painful uppercut to the solar plexus. Twinkletoes quickly recovers.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 pounds Twinkletoes with a glancing left to the stomach.
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+Twinkletoes tattoos Dorkness 3 with a jab to the mouth. Dorkness 3 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Twinkletoes attempts a volley of blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a pair of right blows to the chest, but Twinkletoes narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Twinkletoes lashes out with a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
+Dorkness 3 rocks Twinkletoes with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus. Twinkletoes asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 15 of 38 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 24 of 34 punches.

Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 60-54


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Twinkletoes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 3 charges with a volley of left hooks to the nose, but Twinkletoes escapes.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with Twinkletoes with an illegal kidney punch! The audience is howling!
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+Dorkness 3 annoys Twinkletoes with a series of wild uppercuts to the head! Twinkletoes doesn't notice.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of shots to the eye, but to no avail.
-Dorkness 3 attacks with a pair of shots to the temple, but Twinkletoes quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a barrage of uppercuts to the jaw, but Twinkletoes steps aside.
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+Twinkletoes throws a flurry of quick punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 34 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 69-64


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Twinkletoes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of right roundhouses to the nose, but Twinkletoes quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but Twinkletoes backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a series of mean punches to the nose.
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+Twinkletoes suprises Dorkness 3 with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 3 pops Twinkletoes with a volley of crosses to the eye. Twinkletoes shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a flurry of crosses to the nose, but Twinkletoes narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 3 launches a left to the eye, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 3 pounds Twinkletoes with a blow to the groin! Boo! Boo!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 12 of 33 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 78-74


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Twinkletoes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 3 throws Twinkletoes with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 3 paws a shot to the temple, but Twinkletoes hides behind his gloves.
+Twinkletoes tattoos Dorkness 3 with a barrage of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a flurry of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a pair of shots to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Twinkletoes attacks with a barrage of strong punches to the face!
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+Twinkletoes hits with a flurry of punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Twinkletoes attacks with a pair of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a flurry of strong hooks to the head.
+Twinkletoes throws a barrage of wild hooks to the nose. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
+Twinkletoes slams Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Twinkletoes jolts Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the ribs!
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+Twinkletoes jolts Dorkness 3 with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 30 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 39 of 42 punches.

Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 88-83


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Twinkletoes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 3 launches a pair of left shots to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of right shots to the nose, but Twinkletoes narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 3 staggers Twinkletoes with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a series of shots to the head, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 3 pounds Twinkletoes with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Twinkletoes takes charge with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a pair of right shots to the jaw, but Twinkletoes escapes.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but falls short.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a hook to the temple, but misses.
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+Dorkness 3 wallops Twinkletoes with a volley of mean shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 16 of 48 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 7 of 7 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 97-93


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Twinkletoes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Twinkletoes steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a flurry of left blows to the head, but is ineffective.
-Dorkness 3 launches a volley of blows to the jaw, but Twinkletoes ties him up.
-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Dorkness 3 tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but Twinkletoes leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 3 rocks Twinkletoes with a pair of commanding punches to the eye. Twinkletoes sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Twinkletoes hammers Dorkness 3 with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 3 shakes Twinkletoes with a series of loud blows to the head!!
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Twinkletoes escapes.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the face, but Twinkletoes steps aside and laughs.
-Dorkness 3 attacks with a volley of shots to the face, but Twinkletoes quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Twinkletoes steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 13 of 45 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 8 of 9 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 106-103


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Twinkletoes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 3 throws a pair of punches to the nose, but Twinkletoes leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a series of right punches to the mouth, but Twinkletoes ties him up.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of roundhouses to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a volley of shots to the face, but only hits air.
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+Twinkletoes tattoos Dorkness 3 with a volley of loud punches to the face. Dorkness 3 falls against the ropes!
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+Dorkness 3 scores with a jab to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 34 punches, and Terry Twinkletoes landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 115-113


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Twinkletoes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the left eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 2: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 3: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 4: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 5: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 6: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9

Total Score: Terry Twinkletoes 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 2: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 3: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 4: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 5: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9

Total Score: Terry Twinkletoes 115-114


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 2: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 3: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 4: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 5: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 6: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9

Total Score: Terry Twinkletoes 115-113

Terry Twinkletoes wins by decision!