Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Marty "Hardwood" McFly defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by knockout (KO) in round 7.Match Monday, November 9, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 111 pounds (50 kilograms) is Marty "Hardwood" McFly!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hardwood stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Hardwood steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 2 fires a volley of powerful punches to the chest. Hardwood asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Hardwood lands a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hardwood pounds Dorkness 2 with a volley of heavy punches to the jaw.
Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hardwood wallops Dorkness 2 with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Hardwood strikes with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a left right to the ribs, but falls short.
+Dorkness 2 tags Hardwood with a series of vicious punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 14 of 24 punches, and Marty "Hardwood" McFly landed 30 of 30 punches.
Marty "Hardwood" McFly won the round 10-9
Marty "Hardwood" McFly is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!
Hardwood doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hardwood stays outside and uses his jab.
+Hardwood fires a volley of nasty punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Hardwood steps aside.
+Hardwood belts Dorkness 2 with a flurry of loud punches to the face. Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 2 tosses a flurry of blows to the chest!!
Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hardwood scores with a volley of stinging shots to the temple.
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+Hardwood hits with a series of quick punches to the stomach. Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hardwood attacks with a volley of strong punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 2 charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Hardwood tags Dorkness 2 with a volley of stiff punches to the chin!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 11 of 26 punches, and Marty "Hardwood" McFly landed 31 of 31 punches.
Marty "Hardwood" McFly won the round 10-9
Marty "Hardwood" McFly is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hardwood remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hardwood stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hardwood lands a left to the solar plexus.
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+Hardwood throws a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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-Hardwood lunges with a right straight right to the chest, but Dorkness 2 hides behind his gloves.
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+Hardwood tags Dorkness 2 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Hardwood attacks with a flurry of quick punches to the chest.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 thumps Hardwood with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 2 tries to land a series of left blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Hardwood hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
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+Hardwood tattoos Dorkness 2 with a nasty straight right to the solar plexus.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Marty "Hardwood" McFly landed 36 of 42 punches.
Marty "Hardwood" McFly won the round 10-9
Marty "Hardwood" McFly is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hardwood remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hardwood stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Hardwood hits with a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
+Hardwood grazes Dorkness 2 with a flurry of off balance punches to the face.
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+Hardwood rocks Dorkness 2 with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw. Dorkness 2 backpedals to his own corner.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 hits Hardwood with a barrage of quick shots to the stomach!
+Hardwood takes charge with a series of light shots to the chin! Dorkness 2 ignores it.
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+Hardwood jolts Dorkness 2 with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Hardwood stays away from it.
Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Hardwood ducks just in time.
+Hardwood lands a flurry of solid punches to the face. Dorkness 2 beats a hasty retreat.
+Hardwood takes charge with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Hardwood hits with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs!
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+Hardwood lands a series of stiff punches to the ribs!
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+Hardwood punches Dorkness 2 with a left to the mouth!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 10 of 24 punches, and Marty "Hardwood" McFly landed 49 of 50 punches.
Marty "Hardwood" McFly won the round 10-9
Marty "Hardwood" McFly is winning the fight 40-36
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hardwood grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hardwood stays outside and uses his jab.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 smashes Hardwood with a quick hook to the chest.
+Hardwood smashes Dorkness 2 with a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 2 pops Hardwood with a volley of solid shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a left roundhouse to the stomach, but Hardwood ducks just in time.
-Dorkness 2 tries a volley of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 2 rocks Hardwood with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Hardwood ignores it.
+Dorkness 2 throws a pair of solid punches to the ribs. Hardwood covers up.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hardwood drills Dorkness 2 with a flurry of commanding punches to the face!
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+Dorkness 2 annoys Hardwood with a pair of shots to the stomach! Hardwood sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkness 2 charges with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Hardwood hides behind his gloves.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Hardwood punches Dorkness 2 with a straight right to the mouth. Dorkness 2 grimaces in pain.
+Hardwood smashes Dorkness 2 with a series of strong shots to the face!
+Hardwood suprises Dorkness 2 with a series of solid punches to the temple.
+Hardwood suprises Dorkness 2 with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hardwood tattoos Dorkness 2 with a pair of commanding punches to the face!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 21 of 41 punches, and Marty "Hardwood" McFly landed 45 of 50 punches.
Marty "Hardwood" McFly won the round 10-9
Marty "Hardwood" McFly is winning the fight 50-45
Dorkness 2 is obviously tired.
Hardwood is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hardwood stays outside and uses his jab.
Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hardwood hits Dorkness 2 with a flurry of light punches to the mouth.
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+Hardwood tags Dorkness 2 with a flurry of solid punches to the face.
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+Hardwood stuns Dorkness 2 with a flurry of off balance punches to the face!
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+Hardwood annoys Dorkness 2 with a barrage of powerful punches to the jaw.
+Hardwood drills Dorkness 2 with a pair of punches to the face.
-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Hardwood ducks.
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+Hardwood wallops Dorkness 2 with a quick hook to the chin!
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+Dorkness 2 fires a barrage of solid shots to the stomach.
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+Hardwood catches Dorkness 2 with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a series of right blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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Hardwood tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hardwood attempts a right to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Dorkness 2 smacks Hardwood with a series of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Hardwood stuns Dorkness 2 with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth!!
-Dorkness 2 paws a pair of punches to the chest, but Hardwood narrowly avoids it
-Dorkness 2 lunges with a hook to the ribs, but Hardwood ducks just in time.
+Hardwood scores with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Hardwood hits Dorkness 2 with a series of punches to the ribs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 39 punches, and Marty "Hardwood" McFly landed 39 of 47 punches.
Marty "Hardwood" McFly won the round 10-9
Marty "Hardwood" McFly is winning the fight 60-54
Dorkness 2 is slowing down.
Hardwood is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 2 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hardwood stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Hardwood lands a series of punches to the chin.
+Dorkness 2 attacks with a volley of nasty punches to the eye.
Dorkness 2 lands a cruel blow to the head and Hardwood goes over backwards!!
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Hardwood struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 2 throws a series of punches to the nose.
+Hardwood pummels Dorkness 2 with a flurry of hooks to the solar plexus.
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+Hardwood hits with a stiff jab to the chin! Dorkness 2 covers up.
+Hardwood hits Dorkness 2 with a volley of furious punches to the head.
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+Hardwood tattoos Dorkness 2 with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw. Dorkness 2 ignores it.
+Dorkness 2 lands a barrage of wild crosses to the mouth.
Dorkness 2 lands a cruel right smash to the jaw and Hardwood is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Hardwood struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 2 punches Hardwood with a pair of painful punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a right right to the jaw, but Hardwood ducks.
+Hardwood lashes out with a glancing straight right to the ribs.
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+Hardwood hits Dorkness 2 with a pair of crosses to the nose. Dorkness 2 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Hardwood hits with a loud left to the ribs.
+Hardwood fires a painful left to the mouth!
-Dorkness 2 fires a flurry of shots to the head, but Hardwood ducks.
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+Hardwood takes charge with a straight right to the eye.
Hardwood lands a decisive smash to the jaw and Dorkness 2's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 2 pops Hardwood with a barrage of strong roundhouses to the nose.
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+Dorkness 2 jolts Hardwood with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 2 annoys Hardwood with a volley of heavy uppercuts to the jaw.
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+Hardwood backs up Dorkness 2 with a volley of solid punches to the chin.
Hardwood lands a cruel blow to the temple and Dorkness 2's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Hardwood pops Dorkness 2 with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw. Dorkness 2 doesn't notice.
+Hardwood throws a barrage of punches to the head!
Hardwood lands a lightning haymaker and Dorkness 2's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Marty "Hardwood" McFly wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 2 receives medical attention from his trainer.
Hardwood is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 2: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 3: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 4: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 5: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 6: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 2: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 3: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 4: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 5: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 6: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 2: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 3: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 4: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 5: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Round 6: Marty "Hardwood" McFly 10-9
Marty "Hardwood" McFly wins by a knockout!
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