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(Super-Heavyweight) Dancing Giant III defeated Laugh Out Loud by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Saturday, November 7, 2020

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 1 inch (246 centimeters) tall weighing in at 595 pounds (270 kilograms) is Dancing Giant III!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 704 pounds (319 kilograms) is Laugh Out Loud!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Laugh stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Dancing throws a flurry of shots to the head, but Laugh narrowly avoids it
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-Dancing throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Laugh stays away from it.
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+Laugh clocks Dancing with a straight right to the nose!
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+Laugh lashes out with a barrage of commanding blows to the chin!
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-Dancing throws a straight right to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Dancing paws a pair of left punches to the chin, but Laugh blocks.
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+Laugh hits Dancing with a pair of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Laugh throws a series of stinging punches to the mouth. Dancing retreats to the far corner.
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-Dancing tries to land a barrage of punches to the head, but Laugh escapes.
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-Dancing probes with a series of right punches to the nose, but Laugh ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 1 of 33 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 27 of 32 punches.

Laugh Out Loud won the round 10-9

Laugh Out Loud is winning the fight 10-9


Dancing doesn't want to stop fighting!

Laugh doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Laugh stays outside and uses his jab.

-Dancing tries a volley of punches to the head, but Laugh leaps aside.
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-Dancing lunges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but misses.
+Laugh annoys Dancing with a pair of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Laugh tattoos Dancing with a volley of quick punches to the temple.
-Dancing probes with a left jab to the nose, but Laugh ducks.
+Laugh hits Dancing with a pair of solid punches to the head.
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-Dancing fires a pair of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Laugh drills Dancing with a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
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-Dancing charges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
-Laugh paws a series of left punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Laugh pounds Dancing with a volley of hard punches to the temple.
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-Dancing probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Laugh deftly avoits it.
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-Dancing lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose, but Laugh blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 2 of 46 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 25 of 33 punches.

Laugh Out Loud won the round 10-9

Laugh Out Loud is winning the fight 20-18


Dancing doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.

Laugh remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Laugh stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Laugh whacks Dancing with a stiff cross to the eye. Dancing shakes his head to clear it.
-Dancing attempts a barrage of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Laugh throws a pair of punches to the jaw. Dancing grimaces in pain.
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-Dancing launches a volley of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Laugh connects with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Dancing attempts a pair of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Laugh grazes Dancing with a volley of stinging punches to the head.
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-Dancing lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Dancing tries a barrage of punches to the temple, but Laugh leaps aside.
-Dancing attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Laugh ducks.
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-Laugh fires a series of punches to the head, but Dancing blocks.
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-Dancing attacks with a left roundhouse to the mouth, but Laugh escapes.
-Dancing charges with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Laugh covers himself well.
+Laugh hits with a flurry of furious punches to the eye.
+Laugh backs up Dancing with a volley of painful punches to the jaw. Dancing shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dancing attempts a series of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 3 of 58 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 25 of 31 punches.

Laugh Out Loud won the round 10-9

Laugh Out Loud is winning the fight 30-27


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.

Laugh grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Laugh stays outside and uses his jab.

-Laugh fires a barrage of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Laugh attacks with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth!
-Dancing throws a right left to the stomach, but Laugh hides behind his gloves.
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-Laugh probes with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Dancing escapes.
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-Dancing throws a series of punches to the ribs, but Laugh steps aside.
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+Laugh hits Dancing with a volley of solid punches to the face.
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-Dancing charges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Laugh blocks.
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-Dancing launches a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Laugh steps aside.
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-Dancing throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Dancing attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Laugh backs out of it.
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-Dancing probes with a series of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Laugh wakes up the fans with a series of quick punches to the face.
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-Dancing attacks with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Laugh lashes out with a pair of heavy punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 1 of 41 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 22 of 32 punches.

Laugh Out Loud won the round 10-9

Laugh Out Loud is winning the fight 40-36


Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.

Laugh grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Laugh stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Laugh smacks Dancing with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Laugh jolts Dancing with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Dancing lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but Laugh backs out of it.
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-Dancing throws a right straight right to the ribs, but Laugh ties him up.
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-Dancing tries to land a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Laugh attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Dancing attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Laugh takes it in the forearms.
-Dancing probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Laugh ducks just in time.
-Dancing throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Laugh steps aside and laughs.
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+Laugh backs up Dancing with a series of stinging punches to the face. Dancing grimaces in pain.
+Laugh pounds Dancing with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 2 of 39 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 20 of 34 punches.

Laugh Out Loud won the round 10-9

Laugh Out Loud is winning the fight 50-45


Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.

Laugh is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Laugh stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Dancing lunges with a left straight right to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Dancing tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Laugh escapes.
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-Dancing attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Laugh lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Laugh throws a series of punches to the chin.
-Dancing fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Laugh lunges with a series of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Dancing attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Laugh steps aside.
-Dancing fires a flurry of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
-Dancing lashes out with a jab to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Laugh tags Dancing with a series of off balance punches to the jaw. Dancing seems wobbly!
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+Laugh fires a flurry of mean punches to the temple!
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+Laugh hits with a pair of nasty punches to the chin. Dancing shakes his head to clear it.
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+Laugh jars Dancing with a barrage of wild punches to the mouth!
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-Dancing attempts a pair of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 2 of 35 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 24 of 34 punches.

Laugh Out Loud won the round 10-9

Laugh Out Loud is winning the fight 60-54


Dancing is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.

Laugh is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Laugh stays outside and uses his jab.

-Laugh fires a pair of right punches to the temple, but Dancing blocks.
-Dancing tries to land a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Laugh blocks.
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-Dancing attacks with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Laugh escapes.
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+Laugh catches Dancing with a roundhouse to the eye.
-Laugh paws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Laugh shakes Dancing with a series of punches to the mouth.
-Dancing lunges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Dancing lashes out with a straight right to the chest, but falls short.
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-Dancing charges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Laugh backs out of it.
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+Laugh pokes Dancing with a pair of solid punches to the nose.
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-Dancing tries a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Laugh covers himself well.
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+Laugh hammers Dancing with a vicious left to the eye!!
-Dancing launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Dancing throws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Laugh covers himself well.
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-Dancing attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Laugh steps aside and laughs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 2 of 35 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 19 of 31 punches.

Laugh Out Loud won the round 10-9

Laugh Out Loud is winning the fight 70-63


Dancing is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.

Laugh is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Laugh stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Laugh charges with a series of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dancing attempts a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Laugh escapes.
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-Dancing launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Laugh ties him up.
-Dancing attempts a cross to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Laugh drills Dancing with a powerful jab to the nose.
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-Dancing attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Laugh fires a commanding right to the chin.
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-Laugh fires a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Dancing steps aside and laughs.
-Dancing attempts a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Laugh quickly backs away.
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+Laugh punches Dancing with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Laugh probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Dancing lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Laugh leaps aside.
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-Dancing launches a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 2 of 39 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 16 of 33 punches.

Laugh Out Loud won the round 10-9

Laugh Out Loud is winning the fight 80-72


Dancing is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.

Laugh looks exhausted.



ROUND 9

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Laugh stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Laugh fires a flurry of quick punches to the nose!!
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-Dancing throws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Laugh covers himself well.
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+Laugh jars Dancing with a series of vicious punches to the mouth.
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-Dancing attacks with a barrage of shots to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Dancing launches a pair of right blows to the mouth, but misses.
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-Laugh attacks with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Dancing covers himself well.
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+Laugh tosses a barrage of hard punches to the eye.
-Dancing throws a volley of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Dancing tries a pair of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Laugh tattoos Dancing with a volley of loud punches to the eye.
+Dancing pummels Laugh with a blow to the groin! The Ref mus be blind!
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-Dancing fires a flurry of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dancing probes with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Laugh covers himself well.
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-Laugh tries a volley of left punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 2 of 42 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 19 of 30 punches.

Laugh Out Loud won the round 10-9

Laugh Out Loud is winning the fight 90-81


Dancing is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.

Laugh looks exhausted.



ROUND 10

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Laugh stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Laugh suprises Dancing with a series of wild punches to the head.
+Dancing takes charge with Laugh with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Laugh attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Laugh probes with a left jab to the face, but misses completely.
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-Dancing probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Laugh steps aside and laughs.
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+Laugh lands a flurry of punches to the temple!!
-Dancing attacks with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Dancing charges with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Dancing throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Laugh quickly backs away.
-Dancing launches a barrage of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Dancing throws a series of punches to the jaw, but Laugh steps aside.
-Dancing fires a series of punches to the face, but Laugh ties him up.
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+Laugh wakes up the fans with a pair of solid punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 2 of 40 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 19 of 30 punches.

Laugh Out Loud won the round 10-9

Laugh Out Loud is winning the fight 100-90


Dancing is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.

Laugh collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 11

Dancing is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Laugh stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Dancing tags Laugh with an illegal kidney punch! This is unbelievable!
-Dancing throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Laugh stays away from it.
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+Dancing attacks with a volley of off balance hooks to the nose.
Dancing lands a well placed haymaker and Laugh drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
Dancing Giant III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dancing looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Laugh can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 2: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 3: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 4: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 5: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 6: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 7: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 8: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 9: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 10: Laugh Out Loud 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 2: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 3: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 4: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 5: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 6: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 7: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 8: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 9: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 10: Laugh Out Loud 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 2: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 3: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 4: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 5: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 6: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 7: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 8: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 9: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 10: Laugh Out Loud 10-9

Dancing Giant III wins by a knockout!