Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall defeated Big John's Ale by unanimous decision: 40-37, 40-37, 40-37.Match Saturday, November 7, 2020In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 788 pounds (357 kilograms) is Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 751 pounds (341 kilograms) is Big John's Ale!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
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-Big John's Ale probes with a volley of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Big John's Ale attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
-Dodging launches a series of left punches to the jaw, but Big John's Ale steps aside.
-Dodging attempts a sweeping right to the nose, but Big John's Ale beats a hasty retreat.
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-Big John's Ale fires a series of left punches to the face, but misses.
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-Dodging tries a jab to the eye, but Big John's Ale stays away from it.
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+Big John's Ale wallops Dodging with a volley of painful punches to the jaw!
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-Big John's Ale attempts a series of left punches to the temple, but Dodging deftly avoits it.
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-Dodging fires a pair of left punches to the head, but Big John's Ale backs out of it.
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-Dodging paws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Big John's Ale attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Big John's Ale attempts a series of punches to the head, but Dodging backs out of it.
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-Big John's Ale lunges with a pair of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
-Dodging fires a series of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 40 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 5 of 39 punches.
Big John's Ale won the round 10-9
Big John's Ale is winning the fight 10-9
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
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-Big John's Ale charges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Dodging lunges with a right to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Dodging charges with a left jab to the face, but Big John's Ale leaps aside.
-Big John's Ale tries a series of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Dodging charges with a series of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
-Dodging attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but Big John's Ale narrowly avoids it
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-Big John's Ale lunges with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Big John's Ale tries a volley of right punches to the nose, but Dodging ties him up.
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-Big John's Ale lashes out with a left right to the head, but fails to score.
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-Dodging attacks with a barrage of punches to the face, but Big John's Ale steps aside and laughs.
-Big John's Ale throws a flurry of right blows to the chin, but Dodging leaps aside.
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-Big John's Ale fires a flurry of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Dodging attempts a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Dodging throws a flurry of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
+Dodging scores with a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
-Dodging paws a series of left punches to the nose, but Big John's Ale ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 4 of 36 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 4 of 42 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
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-Dodging attacks with a pair of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Big John's Ale lunges with a series of punches to the nose, but falls short.
-Dodging attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but Big John's Ale blocks.
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-Big John's Ale attempts a right to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Big John's Ale charges with a right roundhouse to the mouth, but Dodging beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dodging fires a pair of left punches to the eye, but Big John's Ale steps aside and laughs.
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-Big John's Ale probes with a volley of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Dodging drills Big John's Ale with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth. Big John's Ale backpedals to his own corner.
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-Dodging attempts a flurry of left punches to the chin, but falls short.
-Big John's Ale attempts a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Dodging attacks with a left sweeping right to the mouth, but Big John's Ale quickly backs away.
-Big John's Ale probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Dodging covers himself well.
-Dodging charges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Big John's Ale quickly backs away.
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-Dodging lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Big John's Ale ducks just in time.
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-Dodging probes with a right to the jaw, but Big John's Ale ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 39 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 4 of 36 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 29-28
Dodging doesn't even want to rest!
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
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-Dodging attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Dodging throws a flurry of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Dodging smacks Big John's Ale with a flurry of strong punches to the head. Big John's Ale sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Big John's Ale lashes out with a series of punches to the face, but fails to score.
-Big John's Ale throws a series of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Big John's Ale paws a volley of punches to the head, but Dodging escapes.
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-Dodging tries a volley of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Big John's Ale probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Dodging ties him up.
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-Dodging attempts a straight right to the temple, but Big John's Ale beats a hasty retreat.
-Big John's Ale attacks with a volley of left punches to the head, but Dodging covers himself well.
-Big John's Ale throws a series of left punches to the eye, but Dodging hides behind his gloves.
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-Dodging tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but Big John's Ale ducks just in time.
-Dodging attempts a jab to the mouth, but goes wide.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 43 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 4 of 40 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 39-37
Dodging doesn't even want to rest!
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 40-37
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 40-37
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 40-37
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall wins by decision!
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