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(Cruiserweight) Humpty Dumpty defeated Cruiser Bruiser I by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Saturday, November 7, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Humpty Dumpty!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 198 pounds (90 kilograms) is Cruiser Bruiser I!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dumpty backpedals and jabs.
Bruiser I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dumpty slams Bruiser I with a volley of furious punches to the chest.
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+Dumpty tags Bruiser I with a left to the jaw.
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Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bruiser I stuns Dumpty with a volley of powerful shots to the stomach!!
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+Dumpty throws a volley of painful punches to the mouth. Bruiser I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dumpty lands a series of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Bruiser I jars Dumpty with a volley of commanding shots to the solar plexus.
+Dumpty rocks Bruiser I with a series of nice punches to the chest.
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Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dumpty pummels Bruiser I with a barrage of shots to the head.
Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bruiser I charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Bruiser I connects with a series of stinging shots to the chest. Dumpty ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Humpty Dumpty landed 40 of 43 punches, and Cruiser Bruiser I landed 19 of 25 punches.

Humpty Dumpty won the round 10-9

Humpty Dumpty is winning the fight 10-9


Dumpty doesn't even want to rest!

Bruiser I doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dumpty backpedals and jabs.
Bruiser I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dumpty shakes Bruiser I with a volley of vicious shots to the chin.
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Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dumpty hits Bruiser I with a series of vicious punches to the eye.
+Bruiser I scores with a flurry of mean blows to the ribs.
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+Dumpty punches Bruiser I with a glancing hook to the solar plexus.
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Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dumpty punches Bruiser I with a jab to the nose.
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+Dumpty takes charge with a series of light punches to the chest. Bruiser I quickly recovers.
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Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dumpty hammers Bruiser I with a volley of wild shots to the head.
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+Dumpty slams Bruiser I with a volley of stiff punches to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Humpty Dumpty landed 40 of 40 punches, and Cruiser Bruiser I landed 10 of 17 punches.

Humpty Dumpty won the round 10-9

Humpty Dumpty is winning the fight 20-18


Dumpty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bruiser I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dumpty backpedals and jabs.
Bruiser I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dumpty slams Bruiser I with a series of commanding punches to the temple.
+Dumpty rocks Bruiser I with a flurry of punches to the nose!
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Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bruiser I throws a left uppercut to the chest, but to no avail.
Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bruiser I hits with a hook to the ribs! Dumpty quickly recovers.
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Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dumpty hits Bruiser I with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Dumpty punches Bruiser I with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Dumpty shakes Bruiser I with a barrage of punches to the mouth!
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+Bruiser I hammers Dumpty with a pair of painful blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dumpty backs up Bruiser I with a solid jab to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Humpty Dumpty landed 33 of 33 punches, and Cruiser Bruiser I landed 11 of 17 punches.

Humpty Dumpty won the round 10-9

Humpty Dumpty is winning the fight 30-27


Dumpty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bruiser I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dumpty backpedals and jabs.
Bruiser I is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Bruiser I solidly lands a barrage of uppercuts to the ribs!
Bruiser I lands a lightning left smash to the jaw and Dumpty's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Dumpty struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Bruiser I wallops Dumpty with a volley of blows to the solar plexus!
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+Bruiser I lashes out with a straight right to the ribs!!
Bruiser I lands a devestating smash to the jaw and Dumpty's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Dumpty struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dumpty rocks Bruiser I with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Bruiser I hits with a off balance right to the stomach.
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+Dumpty pounds Bruiser I with a flurry of wild hooks to the mouth.
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-Bruiser I lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Bruiser I throws a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Dumpty thumps Bruiser I with a glancing hook to the jaw. Bruiser I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Bruiser I backs up Dumpty with a pair of commanding roundhouses to the ribs.
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The fighters circle.
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+Bruiser I backs up Dumpty with a volley of vicious roundhouses to the solar plexus.
+Bruiser I throws a flurry of off balance uppercuts to the stomach!! Dumpty seems wobbly!
+Bruiser I smashes Dumpty with a volley of punches to the chest.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
+Bruiser I hammers Dumpty with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Humpty Dumpty landed 8 of 9 punches, and Cruiser Bruiser I landed 33 of 38 punches.

Cruiser Bruiser I won the round 10-7

This fight is too close to call.


Dumpty is slowing down.

Bruiser I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Dumpty backpedals and jabs.
Bruiser I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bruiser I attempts a right right to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Dumpty grazes Bruiser I with a volley of shots to the temple.
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+Dumpty fires a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Bruiser I punches Dumpty with a series of wild shots to the solar plexus.
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Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dumpty fires a stinging uppercut to the nose.
+Bruiser I lands a pair of heavy blows to the ribs.
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+Dumpty connects with a pair of blows to the jaw!
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+Dumpty pounds Bruiser I with a flurry of powerful shots to the temple.
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+Dumpty catches Bruiser I with a roundhouse to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Humpty Dumpty landed 30 of 30 punches, and Cruiser Bruiser I landed 10 of 15 punches.

Humpty Dumpty won the round 10-9

Humpty Dumpty is winning the fight 47-46


Dumpty is slowing down.

Bruiser I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Dumpty backpedals and jabs.
Bruiser I is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Dumpty suprises Bruiser I with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Bruiser I annoys Dumpty with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
+Dumpty solidly lands a volley of stiff punches to the mouth.
Dumpty lands a vicious left smash to the jaw and Bruiser I goes down!!

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He's Out!
Humpty Dumpty wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dumpty can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Bruiser I can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Humpty Dumpty 10-9
Round 2: Humpty Dumpty 10-9
Round 3: Humpty Dumpty 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Bruiser I 10-7
Round 5: Humpty Dumpty 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Humpty Dumpty 10-9
Round 2: Humpty Dumpty 10-9
Round 3: Humpty Dumpty 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Bruiser I 10-7
Round 5: Humpty Dumpty 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Humpty Dumpty 10-9
Round 2: Humpty Dumpty 10-9
Round 3: Humpty Dumpty 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Bruiser I 10-7
Round 5: Humpty Dumpty 10-9

Humpty Dumpty wins by a knockout!