Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Ghost "I love jello" Dad defeated Fart Slammer by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Friday, October 30, 2020In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 152 pounds (69 kilograms) is Ghost "I love jello" Dad!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Slammer covers up.
I Love Jello feints and fakes. (feinting)
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+I Love Jello hits Slammer with a flurry of stinging feints to the jaw.
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-I Love Jello throws a pair of right feints to the nose, but only hits air.
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-I Love Jello lunges with a flurry of feints to the face, but Slammer leaps aside.
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+I Love Jello throws a flurry of feints to the ribs.
-Slammer tries to land a pair of left shots to the mouth, but misses.
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+I Love Jello jars Slammer with a mean combination to the temple. Slammer laughs!
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-I Love Jello probes with a barrage of right feints to the eye, but falls short.
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+I Love Jello clocks Slammer with a series of solid shots to the stomach.
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+I Love Jello connects with a barrage of wild combinations to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and Ghost "I love jello" Dad landed 24 of 42 punches.
Ghost "I love jello" Dad won the round 10-9
Ghost "I love jello" Dad is winning the fight 10-9
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
I Love Jello doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Slammer covers up.
I Love Jello stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Slammer lashes out with a left left to the head, but I Love Jello narrowly avoids it
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-I Love Jello launches a barrage of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+I Love Jello shakes Slammer with a series of punches to the nose.
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-I Love Jello probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and Ghost "I love jello" Dad landed 10 of 22 punches.
Ghost "I love jello" Dad won the round 10-9
Ghost "I love jello" Dad is winning the fight 20-18
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
I Love Jello doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Slammer covers up.
I Love Jello stays outside and uses his jab.
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-I Love Jello lunges with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Slammer paws a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-I Love Jello launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Slammer tosses I Love Jello with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+I Love Jello annoys Slammer with a barrage of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and Ghost "I love jello" Dad landed 10 of 21 punches.
Ghost "I love jello" Dad won the round 10-9
Ghost "I love jello" Dad is winning the fight 30-27
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
I Love Jello doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Slammer covers up.
I Love Jello stays outside and uses his jab.
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-I Love Jello attempts a right sweeping right to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+I Love Jello jolts Slammer with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple.
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-Slammer fires a volley of shots to the head, but falls short.
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-I Love Jello attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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-I Love Jello tries a barrage of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
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+I Love Jello fires a barrage of mean punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and Ghost "I love jello" Dad landed 10 of 22 punches.
Ghost "I love jello" Dad won the round 10-9
Ghost "I love jello" Dad is winning the fight 40-36
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
I Love Jello doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Slammer covers up.
I Love Jello stays outside and uses his jab.
-I Love Jello throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Slammer backs out of it.
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-Slammer lunges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but I Love Jello stays away from it.
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-I Love Jello attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Slammer backs out of it.
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-I Love Jello paws a pair of punches to the head, but Slammer narrowly avoids it
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+I Love Jello takes charge with a barrage of punches to the face!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and Ghost "I love jello" Dad landed 11 of 25 punches.
Ghost "I love jello" Dad won the round 10-9
Ghost "I love jello" Dad is winning the fight 50-45
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
I Love Jello doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Slammer covers up.
I Love Jello stays outside and uses his jab.
+I Love Jello attacks with a series of mean blows to the nose. Slammer gets mad!
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-I Love Jello attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Slammer throws a volley of shots to the ribs, but I Love Jello ties him up.
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-I Love Jello launches a left left to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-I Love Jello launches a pair of right punches to the nose, but Slammer ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and Ghost "I love jello" Dad landed 9 of 23 punches.
Ghost "I love jello" Dad won the round 10-9
Ghost "I love jello" Dad is winning the fight 60-54
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
I Love Jello doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Slammer covers up.
I Love Jello stays outside and uses his jab.
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+I Love Jello fires a series of shots to the ribs.
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-I Love Jello attacks with a series of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Slammer lashes out with a volley of left shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+I Love Jello hits Slammer with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth.
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-I Love Jello launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but Slammer narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and Ghost "I love jello" Dad landed 10 of 22 punches.
Ghost "I love jello" Dad won the round 10-9
Ghost "I love jello" Dad is winning the fight 70-63
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
I Love Jello doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 8
Slammer covers up.
I Love Jello stays outside and uses his jab.
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-I Love Jello lunges with a barrage of left punches to the face, but falls short.
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-I Love Jello tries a barrage of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+I Love Jello connects with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
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-Slammer attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but I Love Jello narrowly avoids it
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-I Love Jello attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and Ghost "I love jello" Dad landed 9 of 23 punches.
Ghost "I love jello" Dad won the round 10-9
Ghost "I love jello" Dad is winning the fight 80-72
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
I Love Jello doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Slammer covers up.
I Love Jello stays outside and uses his jab.
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-I Love Jello probes with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Slammer hides behind his gloves.
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+I Love Jello hits with a volley of wild punches to the temple.
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-I Love Jello throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Slammer covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 2 of 7 punches, and Ghost "I love jello" Dad landed 9 of 21 punches.
Ghost "I love jello" Dad won the round 10-9
Ghost "I love jello" Dad is winning the fight 90-81
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
I Love Jello doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Slammer covers up.
I Love Jello stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Slammer attempts a pair of blows to the head, but I Love Jello steps aside.
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+I Love Jello stuns Slammer with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
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-I Love Jello lashes out with a series of punches to the temple, but Slammer blocks.
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-I Love Jello lunges with a volley of blows to the face, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and Ghost "I love jello" Dad landed 10 of 25 punches.
Ghost "I love jello" Dad won the round 10-9
Ghost "I love jello" Dad is winning the fight 100-90
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
I Love Jello doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Slammer covers up.
I Love Jello stays outside and uses his jab.
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+I Love Jello attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-I Love Jello attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-I Love Jello probes with a volley of right shots to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-I Love Jello lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Slammer quickly backs away.
-Slammer tries to land a pair of left shots to the nose, but I Love Jello escapes.
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The fighters study each other.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and Ghost "I love jello" Dad landed 8 of 24 punches.
Ghost "I love jello" Dad won the round 10-9
Ghost "I love jello" Dad is winning the fight 110-99
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
I Love Jello doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Slammer covers up.
I Love Jello is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Slammer tries to land a barrage of punches to the chin, but I Love Jello stays away from it.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches, and Ghost "I love jello" Dad landed 3 of 8 punches.
Ghost "I love jello" Dad won the round 10-9
Ghost "I love jello" Dad is winning the fight 120-108
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
I Love Jello doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 2: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 3: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 4: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 5: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 6: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 7: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 8: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 9: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 10: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 11: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 12: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Total Score: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 2: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 3: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 4: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 5: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 6: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 7: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 8: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 9: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 10: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 11: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 12: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Total Score: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 120-108
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 2: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 3: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 4: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 5: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 6: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 7: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 8: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 9: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 10: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 11: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Round 12: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 10-9
Total Score: Ghost "I love jello" Dad 120-108
Ghost "I love jello" Dad wins by decision!
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