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(Cruiserweight) Humpty Dumpty defeated Cruiser Bruiser I by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, October 31, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Humpty Dumpty!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 198 pounds (90 kilograms) is Cruiser Bruiser I!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dumpty stays outside and uses his jab.
Bruiser I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bruiser I lashes out with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dumpty whacks Bruiser I with a cross to the solar plexus. Bruiser I gets mad!
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+Dumpty hits with a volley of wild punches to the chin.
+Bruiser I shakes Dumpty with a pair of blows to the solar plexus!
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-Bruiser I attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but Dumpty narrowly avoids it
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+Dumpty tags Bruiser I with a flurry of wild punches to the chin.
+Bruiser I fires a pair of powerful shots to the ribs. Dumpty hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dumpty attacks with a pair of powerful punches to the nose. Bruiser I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dumpty punches Bruiser I with a roundhouse to the temple. Bruiser I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dumpty stuns Bruiser I with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus!
+Dumpty shakes Bruiser I with a light uppercut to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Humpty Dumpty landed 41 of 41 punches, and Cruiser Bruiser I landed 18 of 25 punches.

Humpty Dumpty won the round 10-9

Humpty Dumpty is winning the fight 10-9


Dumpty doesn't even want to rest!

Bruiser I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dumpty stays outside and uses his jab.
Bruiser I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dumpty staggers Bruiser I with a barrage of wild punches to the eye.
Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bruiser I clocks Dumpty with a loud hook to the stomach!! Dumpty retreats to the far corner.
+Dumpty hits with a volley of nice punches to the face.
+Dumpty connects with a hard straight right to the head.
+Dumpty solidly lands a volley of punches to the jaw! Bruiser I seems wobbly!
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Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dumpty hits with a series of punches to the nose.
Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dumpty annoys Bruiser I with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Dumpty drills Bruiser I with a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bruiser I lashes out with a barrage of loud shots to the stomach.
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+Dumpty strikes with a jab to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Humpty Dumpty landed 39 of 39 punches, and Cruiser Bruiser I landed 13 of 15 punches.

Humpty Dumpty won the round 10-9

Humpty Dumpty is winning the fight 20-18


Dumpty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bruiser I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Dumpty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bruiser I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bruiser I tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bruiser I catches Dumpty with a pair of furious blows to the ribs.
+Bruiser I catches Dumpty with a flurry of nasty punches to the chest. Dumpty backpedals to his own corner.
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-Dumpty probes with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Bruiser I ducks.
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Bruiser I tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dumpty lands a uppercut to the stomach.
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+Dumpty smacks Bruiser I with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Dumpty nails Bruiser I with a volley of strong blows to the chest.
+Dumpty hits with a flurry of shots to the ribs!!
Bruiser I tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bruiser I tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dumpty tries to attack, but Bruiser I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dumpty nails Bruiser I with a series of vicious shots to the chest! Bruiser I shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Humpty Dumpty landed 23 of 32 punches, and Cruiser Bruiser I landed 14 of 17 punches.

Cruiser Bruiser I won the round 10-9

Humpty Dumpty is winning the fight 29-28


Dumpty is obviously tired.

Bruiser I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Dumpty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bruiser I is a raging bull!. (all-out)

Bruiser I tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bruiser I tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bruiser I thumps Dumpty with a flurry of loud roundhouses to the stomach.
Bruiser I tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dumpty hits Bruiser I with a series of stiff blows to the stomach.
Dumpty lands a mighty left haymaker and Bruiser I collapses!!

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He's Out!
Humpty Dumpty wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dumpty can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Bruiser I can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Humpty Dumpty 10-9
Round 2: Humpty Dumpty 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Bruiser I 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Humpty Dumpty 10-9
Round 2: Humpty Dumpty 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Bruiser I 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Humpty Dumpty 10-9
Round 2: Humpty Dumpty 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Bruiser I 10-9

Humpty Dumpty wins by a knockout!