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(Cruiserweight) Humpty Dumpty defeated Chris Isaac Townshend by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Saturday, October 24, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Humpty Dumpty!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 191 pounds (87 kilograms) is Chris Isaac Townshend!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dumpty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Townshend tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dumpty attempts a series of shots to the eye, but Townshend deftly avoits it.
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Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Townshend clocks Dumpty with a series of solid combinations to the solar plexus. Dumpty ignores it.
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+Dumpty drills Townshend with a pair of wild shots to the nose. Townshend sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dumpty throws a volley of commanding blows to the stomach. Townshend beats a hasty retreat.
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Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Townshend hits Dumpty with a barrage of wild combinations to the chest! Dumpty doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dumpty hits with a flurry of blows to the eye!
Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dumpty attacks with a hook to the mouth.
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+Townshend solidly lands a volley of combinations to the chest!
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+Dumpty tattoos Townshend with a pair of shots to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Humpty Dumpty landed 27 of 31 punches, and Chris Isaac Townshend landed 27 of 27 punches.

Chris Isaac Townshend won the round 10-9

Chris Isaac Townshend is winning the fight 10-9


Dumpty doesn't want to stop fighting!

Townshend doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dumpty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Townshend tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Townshend grazes Dumpty with a stinging left to the ribs.
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+Dumpty solidly lands a barrage of blows to the chest.
Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Townshend fires a volley of painful combinations to the stomach.
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+Townshend fires a volley of nice combinations to the stomach.
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Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Townshend jars Dumpty with a volley of loud combinations to the ribs. Dumpty doesn't seem bothered.
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Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dumpty lands a series of blows to the temple. Townshend backpedals to his own corner.
+Dumpty lashes out with a barrage of furious blows to the stomach. Townshend gets mad!
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Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dumpty catches Townshend with a barrage of strong punches to the eye.
+Dumpty pummels Townshend with a left to the solar plexus.
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+Dumpty lands a barrage of shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Humpty Dumpty landed 46 of 47 punches, and Chris Isaac Townshend landed 23 of 31 punches.

Humpty Dumpty won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dumpty doesn't even want to rest!

Townshend grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Dumpty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Townshend is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Townshend punches Dumpty with a pair of nice punches to the head.
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Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Townshend probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Dumpty beats a hasty retreat.
+Townshend pokes Dumpty with a barrage of punches to the eye. Dumpty beats a hasty retreat.
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+Townshend tosses a barrage of nice punches to the chest. Dumpty laughs!
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+Townshend hits with a barrage of off balance blows to the stomach. Dumpty falls against the ropes!
Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Townshend pummels Dumpty with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw!
+Townshend tags Dumpty with a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
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-Dumpty launches a left uppercut to the ribs, but misses.
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+Townshend lands a flurry of painful punches to the ribs.
Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dumpty attempts a volley of shots to the chest, but Townshend covers himself well.
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+Townshend connects with a series of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Townshend grazes Dumpty with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Dumpty pops Townshend with a pair of blows to the stomach! Townshend grimaces in pain.
+Dumpty jolts Townshend with a flurry of quick blows to the chest.
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Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Townshend tries to land a volley of left punches to the head, but Dumpty steps aside.
+Dumpty scores with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Townshend drills Dumpty with a barrage of glancing punches to the head. Dumpty grimaces in pain.
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+Townshend wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Dumpty sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Humpty Dumpty landed 17 of 32 punches, and Chris Isaac Townshend landed 50 of 61 punches.

Chris Isaac Townshend won the round 10-9

Chris Isaac Townshend is winning the fight 29-28


Dumpty doesn't even want to rest!

Townshend is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Dumpty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Townshend tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Townshend launches a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the eye.
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+Dumpty tosses a series of furious shots to the ribs.
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+Townshend belts Dumpty with a flurry of combinations to the stomach.
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-Dumpty throws a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Townshend steps aside.
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+Dumpty throws a barrage of nice blows to the ribs.
+Dumpty jars Townshend with a series of punches to the chest.
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Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Townshend belts Dumpty with a series of painful combinations to the ribs.
+Townshend strikes with a series of commanding combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Dumpty hits with a pair of stiff combinations to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Humpty Dumpty landed 23 of 33 punches, and Chris Isaac Townshend landed 18 of 30 punches.

Humpty Dumpty won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dumpty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Townshend looks exhausted.



ROUND 5

Dumpty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Townshend is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Townshend attacks with a right left to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Townshend attacks with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw.
+Townshend wakes up the fans with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
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+Dumpty throws a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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+Townshend tags Dumpty with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Townshend pummels Dumpty with a sweeping right to the solar plexus!
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+Townshend hits with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Dumpty attacks with a stiff left to the solar plexus.
-Dumpty launches a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Townshend clocks Dumpty with a pair of punches to the chest. Dumpty sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dumpty hits with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus. Townshend asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Townshend throws a pair of left punches to the chin, but Dumpty deftly avoits it.
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-Townshend throws a barrage of punches to the face, but misses.
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Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dumpty lunges with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Townshend hides behind his gloves.
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Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Townshend tries to land a volley of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
-Townshend lunges with a straight right to the chin, but falls short.
-Townshend attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Dumpty lands a series of blows to the ribs.
Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.

Townshend tries to attack, but Dumpty hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Humpty Dumpty landed 22 of 33 punches, and Chris Isaac Townshend landed 27 of 66 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Dumpty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Townshend receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 6

Dumpty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Townshend is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dumpty annoys Townshend with a flurry of blows to the stomach. Townshend seems wobbly! Dumpty attacks like a wild man! Townshend can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Humpty Dumpty wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dumpty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Townshend can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Chris Isaac Townshend 10-9
Round 2: Humpty Dumpty 10-9
Round 3: Chris Isaac Townshend 10-9
Round 4: Humpty Dumpty 10-9
Round 5: Humpty Dumpty 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Chris Isaac Townshend 10-9
Round 2: Humpty Dumpty 10-9
Round 3: Chris Isaac Townshend 10-9
Round 4: Humpty Dumpty 10-9
Round 5: Humpty Dumpty 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Chris Isaac Townshend 10-9
Round 2: Humpty Dumpty 10-9
Round 3: Chris Isaac Townshend 10-9
Round 4: Humpty Dumpty 10-9
Round 5: Humpty Dumpty 10-9

Humpty Dumpty wins by a technical knockout!