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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated BOT-201711 by disqualification in round 5.

Match Wednesday, October 21, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is BOT-201711!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bot-201711 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Bot-201711 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 charges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a volley of painful shots to the chin!
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+Bot-201711 jars Dorkness 5 with a head butt! That was totally uncalled for!
+Dorkness 5 wallops Bot-201711 with a flurry of punches to the face!! Bot-201711 beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkness 5 fires a barrage of wild punches to the nose.
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-Bot-201711 attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Bot-201711 takes charge with a pair of blows to the face!
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Bot-201711 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Bot-201711 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 annoys Bot-201711 with a quick sweeping right to the jaw.
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+Bot-201711 belts Dorkness 5 with a series of hard punches to the face.
Bot-201711 lands a well placed right blow to the temple and Dorkness 5 is knocked out of the ring!!

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FIVE
Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Bot-201711 pounds Dorkness 5 with a flurry of shots to the jaw!!
-Dorkness 5 attacks with a volley of shots to the head, but comes up empty.
+Dorkness 5 fires Bot-201711 with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Bot-201711 attacks with a pair of powerful shots to the chin!
Bot-201711 lands a brutal haymaker and Dorkness 5 hurtles to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Bot-201711 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-201711 tries to land a series of right combinations to the jaw, but Dorkness 5 escapes.
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+Dorkness 5 jars Bot-201711 with a barrage of solid combinations to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 19 of 32 punches, and BOT-201711 landed 12 of 25 punches.

BOT-201711 won the round 10-7

BOT-201711 is winning the fight 10-7


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-201711 doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bot-201711 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Bot-201711 shakes Dorkness 5 with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Bot-201711 tags Dorkness 5 with a volley of blows to the face.
+Bot-201711 connects with a volley of combinations to the face.
Bot-201711 lands a lightning right punch in the nose and Dorkness 5's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Bot-201711 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Bot-201711 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-201711 probes with a series of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 5 wallops Bot-201711 with a series of glancing punches to the chest!
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-Dorkness 5 throws a volley of left combinations to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Bot-201711 throws a left uppercut to the head, but Dorkness 5 takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of painful combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a combination to the stomach.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Bot-201711 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-201711 annoys Dorkness 5 with a volley of glancing shots to the eye!!
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Bot-201711 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 14 of 25 punches, and BOT-201711 landed 10 of 24 punches.

BOT-201711 won the round 10-8

BOT-201711 is winning the fight 20-15


Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-201711 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bot-201711 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Bot-201711 hits with a pair of shots to the face! Dorkness 5 retreats to the far corner.
+Bot-201711 staggers Dorkness 5 with a series of hard blows to the temple. Dorkness 5 quickly recovers.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Bot-201711 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Bot-201711 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 whacks Bot-201711 with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 5 fires a series of solid combinations to the ribs.
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+Bot-201711 annoys Dorkness 5 with a pair of glancing punches to the head.
Bot-201711 lands a cruel right smash to the jaw and Dorkness 5 collapses!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bot-201711 stuns Dorkness 5 with a blow to the groin! The Ref mus be blind!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Bot-201711 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-201711 paws a series of left combinations to the nose, but fails to score.
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The fighters study each other.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Bot-201711 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-201711 attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 5 covers himself well.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a flurry of combinations to the chest, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 10 of 26 punches, and BOT-201711 landed 10 of 22 punches.

BOT-201711 won the round 10-8

BOT-201711 is winning the fight 30-23


Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-201711 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bot-201711 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Bot-201711 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Bot-201711 catches Dorkness 5 with a head butt! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Bot-201711 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Bot-201711 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Bot-201711 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 5 paws a pair of left combinations to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a series of blows to the ribs.
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+Bot-201711 tattoos Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the chin.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Bot-201711 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 belts Bot-201711 with a barrage of combinations to the ribs. Bot-201711 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bot-201711 whacks Dorkness 5 with a quick uppercut to the head! Dorkness 5 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 5 staggers Bot-201711 with an elbow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
-Bot-201711 attacks with a flurry of right combinations to the nose, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Bot-201711 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-201711 staggers Dorkness 5 with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye.
Bot-201711 lands a well placed right hook and Dorkness 5's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Bot-201711 launches a volley of left shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 10 of 23 punches, and BOT-201711 landed 11 of 24 punches.

BOT-201711 won the round 10-8

BOT-201711 is winning the fight 40-31


Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.

Bot-201711 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bot-201711 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 5 paws a volley of right combinations to the ribs, but Bot-201711 blocks.
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+Bot-201711 hits with Dorkness 5 with a blow to the groin! Army of Dorkness 5 pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Dorkness 5 is slowing down.

Bot-201711 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-201711 10-7
Round 2: BOT-201711 10-8
Round 3: BOT-201711 10-8
Round 4: BOT-201711 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-201711 10-7
Round 2: BOT-201711 10-8
Round 3: BOT-201711 10-8
Round 4: BOT-201711 10-8


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-201711 10-7
Round 2: BOT-201711 10-8
Round 3: BOT-201711 10-8
Round 4: BOT-201711 10-8

Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a foul!