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(Strawweight) Lord of Shatterskull Pass defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 117-111, 116-112, 117-111.

Match Monday, October 19, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Lord ties him up.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a left jab to the eye, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with Lord with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Lord takes charge with a volley of furious punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Dorkness 1 jars Lord with a volley of vicious punches to the temple. Lord quickly recovers.
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+Lord scores with a barrage of light punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of punches to the face, but Lord deftly avoits it.
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+Lord pummels Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Lord hits with a pair of vicious punches to the face!
+Dorkness 1 hits with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of combinations to the head, but only hits air.
+Lord connects with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 23 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 32 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 10-9


Lord doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Lord fires a pair of painful punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
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+Lord tags Dorkness 1 with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of right blows to the chest, but Lord steps aside.
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+Dorkness 1 suprises Lord with a barrage of furious combinations to the stomach. Lord asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 1 pummels Lord with a pair of powerful combinations to the ribs.
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+Lord annoys Dorkness 1 with a mean cross to the stomach.
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+Lord hammers Dorkness 1 with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 23 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 24 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 20-18


Lord doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Lord hits with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Lord pops Dorkness 1 with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of left shots to the chest, but Lord hides behind his gloves.
+Dorkness 1 belts Lord with a flurry of combinations to the ribs. Lord doesn't notice.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a straight right to the chest, but Lord escapes.
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+Lord solidly lands a series of wild blows to the chest.
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+Lord tattoos Dorkness 1 with a jab to the chest.
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+Lord jars Dorkness 1 with a series of wild punches to the chest!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 30 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 25 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 30-27


Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Lord hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Lord backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a nasty jab to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 21 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 39-37


Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a jab to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of combinations to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Lord punches Dorkness 1 with a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of light combinations to the solar plexus. Lord sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Lord deftly avoits it.
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+Lord rocks Dorkness 1 with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Lord smacks Dorkness 1 with a flurry of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Lord throws a barrage of quick punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 26 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 24 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 49-46


Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of commanding combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Lord throws a pair of punches to the temple. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of right combinations to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a flurry of left combinations to the ribs, but Lord leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 58-56


Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Lord paws a series of combinations to the chest, but only hits air.
+Dorkness 1 tattoos Lord with a volley of off balance punches to the chest. Lord doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Lord hides behind his gloves.
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+Lord grazes Dorkness 1 with a series of heavy punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a flurry of left combinations to the ribs, but Lord blocks.
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+Lord thumps Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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+Lord hurts Dorkness 1 with a flurry of loud combinations to the stomach. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Lord hurts Dorkness 1 with a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
+Lord wallops Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Dorkness 1 fires a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 23 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 68-65


Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a pair of combinations to the ribs, but Lord deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 1 belts Lord with a solid straight right to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of combinations to the chest, but Lord steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Lord beats a hasty retreat.
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+Lord catches Dorkness 1 with a pair of powerful punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 7 of 7 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 77-75


Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Lord hurts Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the chin. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Lord blocks.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but Lord beats a hasty retreat.
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+Lord tags Dorkness 1 with a volley of quick punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Lord hides behind his gloves.
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+Lord connects with a barrage of painful punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 20 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 24 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 87-84


Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Lord backs up Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the head! Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Lord launches a pair of punches to the face, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
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+Lord hits with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Lord rocks Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Dorkness 1 charges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of left combinations to the stomach, but Lord narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 1 hits Lord with a series of powerful combinations to the ribs!
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+Lord solidly lands a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Lord with a light jab to the chest. Lord falls against the ropes!
+Lord lands a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 26 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 97-93


Lord is obviously tired.

Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of combinations to the chest, but Lord leaps aside.
+Lord shakes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw!
-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of combinations to the ribs, but Lord quickly backs away.
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+Lord tags Dorkness 1 with a pair of combinations to the head. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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+Lord grazes Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the jaw.
-Lord lashes out with a series of left punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Lord backs up Dorkness 1 with a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Lord hits with a straight right to the chin!!
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+Dorkness 1 pounds Lord with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 26 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 25 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 107-102


Lord is obviously tired.

Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 connects with Lord with an illegal rabbit punch! This is unbelievable!
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+Lord clocks Dorkness 1 with a volley of vicious shots to the face.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of combinations to the face, but misses.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a series of left punches to the head, but Lord escapes.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of punches to the face, but Lord hides behind his gloves.
+Lord throws a volley of stiff punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of left punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 1 pummels Lord with a volley of combinations to the temple. Lord sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Lord hits with a series of powerful punches to the temple.
+Dorkness 1 connects with a series of combinations to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a flurry of right combinations to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of combinations to the mouth.
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+ The fighters swap combinations to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 20 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 39 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 116-112


Lord is obviously tired.

Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9

Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 117-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9

Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 116-112


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9

Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 117-111

Lord of Shatterskull Pass wins by decision!