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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, October 10, 2020

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Major shakes Minute with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Minute throws a right straight right to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Major attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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-Minute tries a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Major steps aside.
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-Minute tries to land a straight right to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Minute tries to land a left jab to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Major attacks with a barrage of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Major throws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Minute backs out of it.
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-Minute probes with a volley of left punches to the nose, but Major deftly avoits it.
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+Major throws a volley of heavy punches to the chin!
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+Minute belts Major with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Minute thumps Major with a series of furious punches to the mouth. Major doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 16 of 43 punches, and Capt. Major landed 13 of 32 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-9


Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!

Major is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Minute attacks with a flurry of blows to the temple, but Major narrowly avoids it
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-Minute tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Major charges with a series of punches to the chest, but Minute ducks.
-Major attempts a left straight right to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Major tries to land a left to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Minute drills Major with a stinging right to the nose.
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-Minute fires a left right to the chin, but Major backs out of it.
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+Major whacks Minute with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Minute quickly recovers.
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+Minute staggers Major with a pair of stiff punches to the nose.
+Minute wallops Major with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Minute hurts Major with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Major launches a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Minute ties him up.
-Minute lunges with a right jab to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Minute launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but Major stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 17 of 39 punches, and Capt. Major landed 7 of 32 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Minute doesn't even want to rest!

Major collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

+Minute pokes Major with a stiff jab to the face. Major doesn't notice.
-Major tries to land a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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+Minute annoys Major with a pair of stiff punches to the head.
-Major attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
-Minute lunges with a pair of punches to the face, but Major quickly backs away.
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+Minute tosses a barrage of quick shots to the temple. Minute is hammering relentlessly! Major is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Minute doesn't even want to rest!

Major can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!