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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Lord of Shatterskull Pass by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Monday, October 5, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Lord takes charge with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
+Lord hits Straw with a flurry of wild blows to the head.
-Straw probes with a jab to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Lord throws a flurry of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Lord pokes Straw with a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
-Straw probes with a series of blows to the stomach, but Lord steps aside.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw tags Lord with a loud roundhouse to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 10 of 25 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 23 of 23 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 10-9


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Lord rocks Straw with a light hook to the chest.
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+Lord hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord tattoos Straw with a barrage of heavy blows to the stomach.
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-Straw fires a hook to the chest, but Lord quickly backs away.
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+Lord pops Straw with a commanding cross to the chest!! Straw covers up.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord smacks Straw with a series of commanding punches to the stomach. Straw retreats to the far corner.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw lunges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Lord deftly avoits it.
+Straw hammers Lord with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 11 of 26 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 22 of 22 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 20-18


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Straw hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Lord hits Straw with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Lord connects with a pair of strong punches to the chest.
+Lord hits Straw with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
+Lord punches Straw with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest. Straw laughs!
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw lashes out with a series of blows to the chest, but Lord stays away from it.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Lord ducks.
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+Lord lands a series of nice punches to the chest.
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+Straw tags Lord with a volley of powerful blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 11 of 24 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 26 of 30 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 30-27


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Lord jars Straw with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw annoys Lord with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Straw probes with a left to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Straw throws a volley of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 9 of 23 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 7 of 8 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 39-37


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Straw lashes out with a series of right punches to the chest, but Lord quickly backs away.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord throws a pair of off balance punches to the ribs.
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-Straw probes with a series of right shots to the ribs, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
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-Straw launches a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Lord lands a pair of painful shots to the solar plexus! Straw sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Lord fires a painful jab to the chest! Straw retreats to the far corner.
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+Lord slams Straw with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Lord pokes Straw with a jab to the stomach.
+Straw slams Lord with a pair of glancing shots to the stomach.
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+Straw fires a series of shots to the ribs.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw slams Lord with a painful hook to the stomach.
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-Straw lashes out with a left to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 19 of 39 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 28 of 29 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 48-47


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Straw attempts a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Lord escapes.
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-Lord attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Straw tosses a flurry of shots to the stomach.
-Lord lunges with a left jab to the chest, but falls short.
+Straw throws a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Straw tries a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Lord hides behind his gloves.
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-Straw lashes out with a series of shots to the chest, but Lord quickly backs away.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord jars Straw with a volley of strong punches to the solar plexus!!
+Straw staggers Lord with a volley of nice punches to the chest!
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a pair of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Lord fires a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Lord drills Straw with a flurry of vicious shots to the ribs!! Straw laughs!
+Lord strikes with a pair of punches to the chest!
+Lord connects with a volley of painful punches to the stomach.
+Straw fires a barrage of strong shots to the stomach.
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+Lord tosses a pair of glancing punches to the chest!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 19 of 37 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 29 of 39 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Lord tattoos Straw with a barrage of nasty punches to the head. Straw is hurt!
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+Lord hits with a series of punches to the ribs!! Straw covers up.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord catches Straw with a series of wild punches to the eye. Straw sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Lord smashes Straw with a flurry of punches to the chest. Straw covers up.
-Lord tries to land a series of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw tries to land a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Lord ties him up.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw annoys Lord with a pair of mean blows to the solar plexus.
-Straw paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Lord paws a series of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Lord lunges with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Lord stuns Straw with a series of solid punches to the temple. Straw laughs!
+Lord lands a flurry of nasty punches to the face.
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-Straw attacks with a left hook to the solar plexus, but Lord leaps aside.
+Straw backs up Lord with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
-Straw probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Straw clocks Lord with a pair of painful blows to the chest. Lord doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 16 of 42 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 40 of 55 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 67-66


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 8

Straw is brawling. (inside)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Straw pops Lord with a solid uppercut to the chest. Straw strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Lord collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II wins by a technical knockout!