Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) WTF!!! defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, September 30, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is WTF!!!!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Wtf!!! jars Dorkness 5 with a strong straight right to the jaw. Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
Wtf!!! lands a slow motion right blow to the head and Dorkness 5 goes down!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 catches Wtf!!! with a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Wtf!!! paws a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but Dorkness 5 covers himself well.
+Dorkness 5 hits with Wtf!!! with a head butt! The Ref mus be blind!
+Dorkness 5 slams Wtf!!! with a pair of stiff combinations to the chin. Wtf!!! doesn't notice.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+Wtf!!! smashes Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a pair of quick combinations to the head.
+Dorkness 5 clocks Wtf!!! with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Wtf!!! hits with a flurry of light blows to the mouth!
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 pummels Wtf!!! with a pair of hard shots to the head.
Dorkness 5 lands a ferocious smash to the jaw and Wtf!!! lands flat on his back!!
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Wtf!!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtf!!! nails Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the head!!
Wtf!!! lands a lightning punch in the nose and Dorkness 5's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtf!!! fires a flurry of hard punches to the head.
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+Wtf!!! slams Dorkness 5 with a flurry of powerful shots to the nose. Dorkness 5 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkness 5 stuns Wtf!!! with a flurry of strong combinations to the temple.
+Wtf!!! whacks Dorkness 5 with a mean uppercut to the jaw. Dorkness 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Wtf!!! belts Dorkness 5 with a series of shots to the nose.
Wtf!!! lands a cruel left hook and Dorkness 5 hurtles to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
WTF!!! wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Wtf!!! doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
WTF!!! wins by a knockout!
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