Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Pigeon Poo by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, September 28, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Pigeon Poo!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 1 tries a pair of punches to the chin, but Pigeon ties him up.
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+Dorkness 1 scores with a volley of combinations to the mouth.
+Pigeon strikes with a flurry of powerful combinations to the eye.
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+Pigeon tattoos Dorkness 1 with a nasty sweeping right to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Pigeon with an elbow! This is terrible!
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-Pigeon lashes out with a jab to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
+Dorkness 1 fires a volley of combinations to the head! Pigeon gets mad!
Dorkness 1 lands a terrific hook and Pigeon hurtles to the canvas!!
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Pigeon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Pigeon nails Dorkness 1 with a barrage of light combinations to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of quick combinations to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 pops Pigeon with a nice jab to the chin.
Dorkness 1 lands a vicious left punch in the nose and Pigeon drops like a stone!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
Pigeon doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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