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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Lord of Shatterskull Pass by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Monday, September 21, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord smacks Straw with a pair of heavy combinations to the chin.
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+Lord connects with a barrage of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+Lord hammers Straw with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
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+Lord shakes Straw with a pair of nice punches to the face.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw probes with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Straw pounds Lord with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs!
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a barrage of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 11 of 26 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 25 of 25 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 10-9


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Straw belts Lord with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord whacks Straw with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Lord stuns Straw with a series of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Straw tries to land a flurry of shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Straw probes with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Lord hits Straw with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 10 of 22 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 22 of 26 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 20-18


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Lord takes charge with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Lord attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord fires a flurry of punches to the ribs!!
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-Straw fires a series of blows to the ribs, but Lord deftly avoits it.
+Lord nails Straw with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Lord tosses a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Straw hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw lashes out with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Lord steps aside.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw lands a left to the ribs. Lord quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 11 of 26 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 28 of 33 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 30-27


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Lord strikes with a nasty jab to the chin. Straw sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Straw attacks with a series of left blows to the chest, but Lord hides behind his gloves.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw jolts Lord with a barrage of nasty blows to the stomach.
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-Straw fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Straw attempts a jab to the chest, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 7 of 23 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 39-37


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Lord tattoos Straw with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Lord wallops Straw with a volley of punches to the ribs.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw probes with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Straw throws a pair of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Lord catches Straw with a flurry of strong shots to the ribs.
+Lord thumps Straw with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Straw lashes out with a hook to the solar plexus, but Lord escapes.
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+Straw throws a volley of blows to the ribs. Lord ignores it.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw hits with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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-Straw probes with a hook to the chest, but Lord escapes.
+Lord attacks with a solid jab to the chest.
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+Straw hits with a loud left to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 20 of 41 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 29 of 32 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 48-47


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lord jars Straw with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Straw lashes out with a pair of quick shots to the solar plexus. Lord seems wobbly!
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-Straw lashes out with a left straight right to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Lord tosses a barrage of glancing punches to the chest.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw lands a wild hook to the chest.
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+Lord pummels Straw with a pair of quick shots to the stomach.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw throws a volley of blows to the ribs, but Lord hides behind his gloves.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Lord pokes Straw with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Straw lands a right to the stomach. Lord ignores it.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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-Straw attacks with a cross to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Straw lashes out with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Lord narrowly avoids it
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+Straw jolts Lord with a barrage of punches to the stomach!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 19 of 42 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 25 of 33 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Straw probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Lord throws a series of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-Straw probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Straw hits with a series of light shots to the ribs.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the temple.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw tries to land a cross to the stomach, but Lord narrowly avoids it
-Lord lunges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Straw hits Lord with a series of heavy shots to the stomach. Lord sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Straw charges with a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Lord ties him up.
-Lord probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Straw ducks just in time.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a pair of blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Lord rocks Straw with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Lord tosses a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Straw gets mad!
+Lord tattoos Straw with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Lord attacks with a volley of hard shots to the solar plexus. Straw beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 19 of 42 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 29 of 42 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 67-66


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord looks exhausted.



ROUND 8

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Straw drills Lord with a barrage of glancing shots to the stomach!
+Lord connects with a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
+Straw rocks Lord with a series of light punches to the stomach.
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+Lord strikes with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Lord connects with a pair of solid shots to the jaw.
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-Lord attempts a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but only hits air.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw charges with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Lord narrowly avoids it
-Straw throws a series of blows to the chest, but falls short.
+Lord lashes out with a uppercut to the face. Straw quickly recovers.
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+Lord fires a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Lord connects with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Lord solidly lands a flurry of quick blows to the face.
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-Lord tries to land a barrage of right blows to the temple, but misses.
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+Straw tosses a hard hook to the stomach.
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+Lord wakes up the fans with a series of loud punches to the temple!! Straw seems wobbly!
-Straw probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Lord blocks.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord wallops Straw with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin. Straw sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 19 of 40 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 42 of 50 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 9

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Lord attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Straw fires a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Straw fires a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw solidly lands a series of strong punches to the ribs!
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord lands a barrage of furious blows to the jaw.
+Lord annoys Straw with a volley of blows to the chin. Straw beats a hasty retreat.
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+Straw pounds Lord with a volley of punches to the chest.
-Lord tries to land a series of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
-Straw fires a barrage of shots to the chest, but Lord narrowly avoids it
+Straw thumps Lord with a volley of light punches to the chest.
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-Lord attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Straw backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 22 of 40 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 17 of 40 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 86-85


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 10

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Lord lunges with a series of punches to the head, but Straw beats a hasty retreat.
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-Lord probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Straw escapes.
+Straw fires a barrage of painful punches to the ribs.
+Straw hits with a flurry of shots to the chest.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
-Lord charges with a barrage of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Straw attempts a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Lord covers himself well.
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+Straw tosses a pair of light shots to the chest. Straw sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Lord falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II wins by a technical knockout!