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(Heavyweight) Alfred E. Neuman defeated Annoyance v5.0 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, September 19, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 357 pounds (162 kilograms) is Annoyance v5.0!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Annoyance wakes up the fans with a nice left to the head.
-Annoyance lunges with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Annoyance smashes Neuman with a barrage of nice punches to the nose.
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+Neuman throws a flurry of powerful punches to the chest. Annoyance falls against the ropes!
Neuman lands a devestating haymaker and Annoyance hurtles to the canvas!!

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SIX
Annoyance struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Neuman nails Annoyance with a pair of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Neuman punches Annoyance with a series of punches to the chin.
Neuman lands a thundering right uppercut and Annoyance's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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NINE
Annoyance struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Annoyance belts Neuman with a volley of hard punches to the nose.
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+Annoyance slams Neuman with a series of painful punches to the face.
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+Neuman hits with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Annoyance tosses a volley of painful punches to the head. Neuman laughs!
Annoyance lands a terrific hook and Neuman falls to the canvas!!

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SIX
Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Annoyance throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Annoyance attempts a barrage of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Neuman drills Annoyance with a series of light punches to the temple. Annoyance hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Neuman lunges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Annoyance takes it in the forearms.
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+Neuman shakes Annoyance with a series of punches to the stomach. Annoyance beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 9 of 36 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 19 of 24 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 10-9


Annoyance is obviously tired.

Neuman doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)

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+Neuman nails Annoyance with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Annoyance hammers Neuman with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus.
-Annoyance charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Neuman narrowly avoids it
+Neuman thumps Annoyance with a pair of wild shots to the chest.
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+Neuman stuns Annoyance with a nice jab to the ribs.
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+Neuman takes charge with a volley of punches to the stomach!!
Neuman lands a beautiful haymaker and Annoyance is knocked off his feet!!

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Annoyance struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Neuman fires a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
Neuman lands a tremendous right smash to the jaw and Annoyance drops like a stone!!

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EIGHT
Annoyance struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Neuman fires a series of blows to the ribs, but Annoyance steps aside and laughs.
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-Annoyance lunges with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Neuman ducks.
-Annoyance throws a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Neuman escapes.
+Annoyance throws a flurry of quick punches to the ribs!
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-Annoyance lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but Neuman stays away from it.
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+Annoyance hits Neuman with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 8 of 33 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 18 of 24 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-7

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 20-16


Annoyance can't remember which corner is his.

Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Annoyance attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Neuman blocks.
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+Neuman fires a flurry of wild shots to the chest. Neuman drops his guard and pounds away! Annoyance begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Alfred E. Neuman wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Annoyance can't remember which corner is his.

Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-7


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-7

Alfred E. Neuman wins by a technical knockout!