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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Saturday, September 19, 2020

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Minute punches Major with a volley of mean punches to the stomach.
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+Minute jars Major with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
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-Major launches a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Minute escapes.
-Minute attacks with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Minute charges with a volley of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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+Minute solidly lands a series of heavy punches to the mouth.
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-Minute fires a barrage of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Minute tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Major paws a right sweeping right to the head, but Minute quickly backs away.
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+Major solidly lands a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth. Minute sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Major attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Major launches a pair of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 10 of 33 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 14 of 40 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-9


Major remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Major launches a left right to the stomach, but Minute steps aside.
+Major hammers Minute with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Minute lashes out with a barrage of light punches to the jaw.
+Minute wallops Major with a pair of furious punches to the ribs.
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-Major throws a series of punches to the chest, but Minute escapes.
-Minute attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Major narrowly avoids it
-Minute tries to land a pair of right punches to the eye, but Major narrowly avoids it
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-Minute tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Minute probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Major ducks.
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+Minute pokes Major with a volley of shots to the jaw.
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-Major probes with a right straight right to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Major charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Minute steps aside.
-Major paws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Minute ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 10 of 29 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 17 of 44 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 20-18


Major grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Minute doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute paws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Major beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Major attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Minute tries a series of punches to the eye, but Major ducks.
-Minute probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but Major ties him up.
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-Major tries to land a straight right to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Major lunges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Major launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute covers himself well.
+Minute hurts Major with a series of loud punches to the temple.
+Major annoys Minute with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus. Minute laughs!
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+Minute belts Major with a flurry of punches to the chest. Major falls against the ropes!
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-Major charges with a series of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Minute scores with a flurry of punches to the nose. Major sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Minute probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Major blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 9 of 33 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 19 of 44 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 29-28


Major is slowing down.

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Minute lashes out with a heavy roundhouse to the temple.
+Minute attacks with a right to the nose!!
+Major pokes Minute with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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-Minute lunges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Major ducks just in time.
-Minute launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but Major beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute tries to land a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Minute hits Major with a series of punches to the chin.
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-Minute tries a straight right to the jaw, but Major beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Major blocks.
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+Minute jars Major with a flurry of quick punches to the eye.
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-Major throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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-Major tries a series of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Major lunges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Minute attacks with a left straight right to the nose, but Major deftly avoits it.
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+Minute backs up Major with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Minute takes charge with a barrage of light punches to the temple!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 7 of 33 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 25 of 65 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Major looks exhausted.

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Minute throws a series of commanding punches to the chin.
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-Major lunges with a jab to the eye, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
-Minute tries a series of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Minute fires a volley of punches to the jaw, but Major steps aside and laughs.
-Minute probes with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Major blocks.
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+Minute punches Major with a barrage of powerful punches to the eye.
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-Minute attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Minute clocks Major with a pair of strong punches to the temple.
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+Major pops Minute with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
-Major attempts a cross to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Minute charges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Major fires a series of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Major tries a pair of right punches to the temple, but misses.
-Major attempts a left jab to the chin, but misses.
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-Minute tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-Major lunges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Minute throws a series of loud punches to the ribs.
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-Major lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Minute launches a volley of punches to the eye, but Major takes it in the forearms.
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-Minute attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but Major steps aside and laughs.
-Major probes with a jab to the chin, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute probes with a jab to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Major throws a right straight right to the nose, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 14 of 56 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 26 of 62 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 48-47


Major can't remember which corner is his.

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Major probes with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Major throws a jab to the face, but comes up empty.
-Minute launches a barrage of right punches to the face, but Major deftly avoits it.
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+Minute wallops Major with a vicious right to the eye.
-Minute lashes out with a pair of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Major throws a volley of punches to the eye, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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+Minute grazes Major with a pair of punches to the head.
-Major launches a barrage of blows to the face, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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+Minute staggers Major with a hard jab to the jaw.
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-Minute charges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Major leaps aside.
+Minute annoys Major with a volley of punches to the chin. Minute sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Major is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Major can't remember which corner is his.

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!