Public Fight Report
(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom I defeated Squeezer 3 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Saturday, September 19, 2020In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 192 pounds (87 kilograms) is Squeezer 3!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squeezer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Squeezer connects with a barrage of blows to the nose.
Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
Boom I lands a crashing left uppercut and Squeezer falls senseless!!
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Squeezer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I hits with a volley of shots to the face!!
+Boom I thumps Squeezer with a pair of shots to the jaw. Squeezer gets mad!
Boom I lands a lightning right blow to the temple and Squeezer hurtles to the canvas!!
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Squeezer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I wakes up the fans with a pair of hard shots to the face.
+Boom I lands a flurry of furious shots to the eye.
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-Squeezer launches a flurry of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Squeezer lashes out with a pair of stiff shots to the chin.
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+Squeezer jolts Boom I with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 15 of 23 punches, and Squeezer 3 landed 11 of 18 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-7
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-7
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Squeezer doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squeezer is brawling. (inside)
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+Squeezer connects with a flurry of shots to the head. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Squeezer fires a volley of punches to the chin. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Boom I backs up Squeezer with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs.
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-Squeezer charges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Boom I ties him up.
+Squeezer hurts Boom I with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
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-Squeezer attempts a pair of shots to the head, but misses completely.
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+Squeezer staggers Boom I with a barrage of furious shots to the mouth!
Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squeezer fires a flurry of quick blows to the chin. Boom I is hurt!
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+Squeezer suprises Boom I with a hard hook to the temple!
Squeezer lands a thundering left blow to the head and Boom I collapses!!
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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I attacks with a pair of stinging punches to the stomach.
-Squeezer paws a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Boom I takes it in the forearms.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I throws a series of punches to the chest.
+Boom I pops Squeezer with a volley of quick punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 15 of 16 punches, and Squeezer 3 landed 23 of 44 punches.
Squeezer 3 won the round 10-8
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 18-17
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Squeezer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squeezer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squeezer throws a pair of hard blows to the ribs. Boom I falls against the ropes!
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I fires a barrage of hard shots to the stomach!!
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Squeezer lunges with a series of left blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Boom I grazes Squeezer with a pair of glancing punches to the chest. Squeezer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Boom I tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I pummels Squeezer with a volley of powerful shots to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 22 of 23 punches, and Squeezer 3 landed 10 of 25 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 28-26
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Squeezer is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squeezer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Squeezer probes with a series of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Boom I hits with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I hits Squeezer with a series of shots to the ribs.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I hits with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squeezer connects with a volley of hard shots to the stomach. Boom I grimaces in pain.
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-Squeezer lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Boom I punches Squeezer with a series of furious shots to the ribs. Squeezer asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 23 of 24 punches, and Squeezer 3 landed 8 of 24 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 38-35
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Squeezer collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 5
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squeezer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Squeezer wakes up the fans with a series of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Boom I hits Squeezer with a series of blows to the ribs.
Boom I lands a cruel cross to the jaw and Squeezer collapses!!
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Squeezer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Squeezer attacks with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Boom I ducks.
+Squeezer smacks Boom I with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I hits with a furious uppercut to the solar plexus!!
+Boom I throws a series of nice punches to the ribs! Squeezer backpedals to his own corner.
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+Boom I shakes Squeezer with a flurry of shots to the ribs. Boom I strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Squeezer starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Squeezer can't remember which corner is his. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-7
Round 2: Squeezer 3 10-8
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-7
Round 2: Squeezer 3 10-8
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-7
Round 2: Squeezer 3 10-8
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a technical knockout!
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