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(Light-Flyweight) Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell defeated A Male Stripper by disqualification in round 11.

Match Monday, September 14, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 101 pounds (46 kilograms) is A Male Stripper!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

The Chicken Coop Miracle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stripper is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-The Chicken Coop Miracle tries to land a jab to the ribs, but Stripper leaps aside.
+Stripper hits with a volley of punches to the jaw. The Chicken Coop Miracle ignores it.
+Stripper hits with a volley of punches to the temple.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle slams Stripper with a series of powerful punches to the ribs. Stripper ignores it.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle punches Stripper with a pair of powerful punches to the nose.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle hits with a loud roundhouse to the eye. Stripper doesn't seem bothered.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle jars Stripper with a series of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Stripper lunges with a series of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle backs up Stripper with a stiff jab to the jaw.
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-Stripper lunges with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle smacks Stripper with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Stripper narrowly avoids it
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle attempts a right jab to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle hits with a series of stinging punches to the chin. Stripper gets mad!
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-Stripper launches a pair of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Stripper charges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but The Chicken Coop Miracle hides behind his gloves.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 40 of 63 punches, and A Male Stripper landed 16 of 32 punches.

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell won the round 10-9

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell is winning the fight 10-9


The Chicken Coop Miracle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stripper doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

The Chicken Coop Miracle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stripper is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Stripper attacks with a series of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Stripper connects with a barrage of stiff punches to the nose.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle annoys Stripper with a series of punches to the ribs.
-Stripper fires a flurry of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Stripper lunges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Stripper lands a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
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-Stripper probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle staggers Stripper with a flurry of light punches to the ribs.
+Stripper lands a flurry of solid punches to the eye.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle lunges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Stripper probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but The Chicken Coop Miracle covers himself well.
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-Stripper throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but The Chicken Coop Miracle hides behind his gloves.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but Stripper ducks.
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+Stripper tags The Chicken Coop Miracle with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle smashes Stripper with a barrage of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stripper probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but The Chicken Coop Miracle deftly avoits it.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 19 of 33 punches, and A Male Stripper landed 18 of 57 punches.

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell won the round 10-9

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell is winning the fight 20-18


The Chicken Coop Miracle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stripper doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

The Chicken Coop Miracle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stripper is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+The Chicken Coop Miracle solidly lands a series of quick punches to the chest!
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Stripper narrowly avoids it
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+Stripper lands a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus! The Chicken Coop Miracle ignores it.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle wakes up the fans with a solid jab to the nose.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle grazes Stripper with a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle attempts a volley of left punches to the nose, but Stripper ducks just in time.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle lands a series of heavy punches to the mouth.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle connects with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle nails Stripper with a barrage of punches to the face.
-Stripper attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but The Chicken Coop Miracle backs out of it.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle wallops Stripper with a pair of furious punches to the face.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle rocks Stripper with a volley of punches to the face.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle attacks with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Stripper deftly avoits it.
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-Stripper lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle charges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Stripper belts The Chicken Coop Miracle with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus. The Chicken Coop Miracle ignores it.
-Stripper attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Stripper paws a series of punches to the ribs, but The Chicken Coop Miracle hides behind his gloves.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle lashes out with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 56 of 84 punches, and A Male Stripper landed 16 of 41 punches.

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell won the round 10-9

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell is winning the fight 30-27


The Chicken Coop Miracle doesn't even want to rest!

Stripper doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

The Chicken Coop Miracle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stripper is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-The Chicken Coop Miracle paws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Stripper hides behind his gloves.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle launches a pair of punches to the ribs, but Stripper covers himself well.
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+Stripper tosses a commanding jab to the ribs.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle hammers Stripper with a hard jab to the chest.
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+Stripper hits The Chicken Coop Miracle with a vicious cross to the solar plexus.
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-Stripper probes with a series of right punches to the stomach, but The Chicken Coop Miracle beats a hasty retreat.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Stripper charges with a series of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Stripper probes with a series of left punches to the chest, but The Chicken Coop Miracle ducks.
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-Stripper paws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but The Chicken Coop Miracle covers himself well.
-Stripper tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Stripper scores with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle takes charge with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 16 of 32 punches, and A Male Stripper landed 15 of 40 punches.

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell won the round 10-9

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell is winning the fight 40-36


The Chicken Coop Miracle doesn't even want to rest!

Stripper doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

The Chicken Coop Miracle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stripper is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+The Chicken Coop Miracle tattoos Stripper with a flurry of painful punches to the chin.
-Stripper attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle hits Stripper with a series of punches to the head. Stripper hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Stripper tries a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but The Chicken Coop Miracle stays away from it.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle grazes Stripper with a pair of commanding punches to the nose. Stripper hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Stripper tries to land a pair of left blows to the ribs, but The Chicken Coop Miracle backs out of it.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle attempts a series of punches to the face, but Stripper backs out of it.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle jars Stripper with a quick straight right to the chest.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle lands a barrage of mean punches to the chest.
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-Stripper attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle tries to land a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Stripper ducks.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Stripper takes charge with a series of mean punches to the ribs!
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle lands a barrage of vicious punches to the head.
+Stripper smashes The Chicken Coop Miracle with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle slams Stripper with a series of stinging punches to the head. Stripper ignores it.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle grazes Stripper with a volley of punches to the face.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle attacks with a series of vicious punches to the head. Stripper sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 38 of 61 punches, and A Male Stripper landed 17 of 39 punches.

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell won the round 10-9

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell is winning the fight 50-45


The Chicken Coop Miracle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stripper remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

The Chicken Coop Miracle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stripper is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Stripper probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but The Chicken Coop Miracle ties him up.
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-Stripper attacks with a series of left punches to the ribs, but The Chicken Coop Miracle covers himself well.
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+Stripper scores with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle rocks Stripper with a series of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Stripper tattoos The Chicken Coop Miracle with a left to the stomach.
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-Stripper charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Stripper backs out of it.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle tries a volley of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Stripper attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but The Chicken Coop Miracle narrowly avoids it
+Stripper fires a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus. The Chicken Coop Miracle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle tattoos Stripper with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 11 of 26 punches, and A Male Stripper landed 15 of 44 punches.

A Male Stripper won the round 10-9

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell is winning the fight 59-55


The Chicken Coop Miracle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stripper remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

The Chicken Coop Miracle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stripper is using the ring. (using the ring)

-The Chicken Coop Miracle launches a volley of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle rocks Stripper with a series of furious punches to the eye. Stripper asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle tries to land a right right to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Stripper probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Stripper probes with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but The Chicken Coop Miracle deftly avoits it.
-Stripper tries to land a jab to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle hits with a series of nice punches to the jaw. Stripper seems wobbly!
+The Chicken Coop Miracle lands a hard jab to the head. Stripper sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+The Chicken Coop Miracle jars Stripper with a barrage of light punches to the nose.
-Stripper throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but The Chicken Coop Miracle narrowly avoids it
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle throws a series of loud punches to the head!!
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+Stripper annoys The Chicken Coop Miracle with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle annoys Stripper with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Stripper hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle fires a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Stripper leaps aside.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle catches Stripper with a furious cross to the head.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Stripper ties him up.
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-Stripper attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but The Chicken Coop Miracle steps aside.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle launches a barrage of punches to the face, but Stripper takes it in the forearms.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle drills Stripper with a powerful right to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 39 of 67 punches, and A Male Stripper landed 16 of 42 punches.

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell won the round 10-9

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell is winning the fight 69-64


The Chicken Coop Miracle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stripper remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

The Chicken Coop Miracle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stripper is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Stripper attacks with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Stripper probes with a series of left punches to the chest, but The Chicken Coop Miracle takes it in the forearms.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle hits with a series of punches to the mouth.
-Stripper probes with a series of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Stripper fires a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Stripper attacks with a pair of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle fires a glancing jab to the jaw.
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+Stripper pummels The Chicken Coop Miracle with a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus. The Chicken Coop Miracle retreats to the far corner.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle lashes out with a right jab to the temple, but Stripper deftly avoits it.
+Stripper connects with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle fires a barrage of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Stripper probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 11 of 24 punches, and A Male Stripper landed 13 of 53 punches.

A Male Stripper won the round 10-9

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell is winning the fight 78-74


The Chicken Coop Miracle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stripper remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

The Chicken Coop Miracle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stripper is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Stripper nails The Chicken Coop Miracle with a barrage of mean punches to the chin.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle lunges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle throws a right cross to the jaw, but Stripper deftly avoits it.
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-Stripper attacks with a jab to the head, but to no avail.
+Stripper suprises The Chicken Coop Miracle with a bite to the ear! The audience is howling!
+The Chicken Coop Miracle throws a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
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-Stripper attempts a pair of blows to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Stripper throws a series of punches to the eye, but The Chicken Coop Miracle ties him up.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle thumps Stripper with a pair of commanding punches to the chin.
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+Stripper tosses a flurry of wild punches to the chin!!
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+Stripper pops The Chicken Coop Miracle with a pair of punches to the mouth. The Chicken Coop Miracle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle lashes out with a pair of furious shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 18 of 28 punches, and A Male Stripper landed 14 of 39 punches.

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell won the round 10-9

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell is winning the fight 88-83


The Chicken Coop Miracle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stripper grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

The Chicken Coop Miracle fights inside. (inside)
Stripper is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Stripper attempts a series of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Stripper throws The Chicken Coop Miracle with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Stripper connects with a volley of off balance punches to the temple!
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-Stripper attempts a series of right punches to the face, but The Chicken Coop Miracle steps aside and laughs.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Stripper hides behind his gloves.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle tries a barrage of right punches to the head, but falls short.
-Stripper throws a series of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
+ The fighters trade shots to the nose.
-Stripper attacks with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but The Chicken Coop Miracle leaps aside.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle pops Stripper with a flurry of off balance blows to the head.
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-Stripper tries a series of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
+Stripper strikes with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle tags Stripper with a hook to the mouth.
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+Stripper jars The Chicken Coop Miracle with a pair of punches to the head.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle slams Stripper with a volley of powerful punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 19 of 33 punches, and A Male Stripper landed 16 of 39 punches.

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell won the round 10-9

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell is winning the fight 98-92


The Chicken Coop Miracle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stripper grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

The Chicken Coop Miracle fights inside. (inside)
Stripper is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Stripper probes with a series of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle fires a series of light blows to the temple.
+Stripper throws a series of punches to the head!
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle belts Stripper with a powerful uppercut to the jaw.
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+Stripper tags The Chicken Coop Miracle with a bite to the ear! Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell is writhing in pain. The referee halts the bout!
Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell wins by forfeit!!
BELL
The Chicken Coop Miracle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stripper grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 2: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 3: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 4: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 5: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 6: A Male Stripper 10-9
Round 7: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 8: A Male Stripper 10-9
Round 9: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 10: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 2: A Male Stripper 10-9
Round 3: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 4: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 5: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 6: A Male Stripper 10-9
Round 7: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 8: A Male Stripper 10-9
Round 9: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 10: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 2: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 3: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 4: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 5: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 6: A Male Stripper 10-9
Round 7: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 8: A Male Stripper 10-9
Round 9: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 10: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell wins by a foul!