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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated Lord of Shatterskull Pass by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Monday, September 14, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Boom I lunges with a pair of right punches to the face, but Lord steps aside.
+Boom I tags Lord with a strong right to the nose!!
+Boom I connects with Lord with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Lord smacks Boom I with a painful left to the nose.
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+Lord tags Boom I with a barrage of furious punches to the eye!
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+Lord suprises Boom I with a series of combinations to the jaw. Boom I falls against the ropes!
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-Boom I paws a barrage of right combinations to the mouth, but Lord escapes.
+Lord lands a series of stinging punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters exchange combinations to the face.
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+Boom I lashes out with a barrage of combinations to the chin!
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+Boom I punches Lord with a pair of painful combinations to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 16 of 34 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 23 of 25 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-9


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 2

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Boom I tattoos Lord with a series of punches to the stomach. Lord covers up.
+Lord hits Boom I with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Lord takes charge with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus.
-Boom I probes with a combination to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Lord smashes Boom I with a loud jab to the stomach.
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+Lord pummels Boom I with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Lord wallops Boom I with a right to the solar plexus.
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+Lord whacks Boom I with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Lord hits with a pair of mean punches to the chest. Boom I falls against the ropes!
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-Boom I attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 11 of 24 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 47 of 47 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 3

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Boom I tries a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but Lord narrowly avoids it
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+Boom I staggers Lord with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach.
-Boom I fires a barrage of right combinations to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Lord wallops Boom I with a series of punches to the face!!
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+Lord fires a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
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+Lord tags Boom I with a hard right to the ribs.
+Lord tosses a series of punches to the chin. Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Lord hits Boom I with a pair of stinging punches to the head!
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+Boom I lands a flurry of quick combinations to the ribs.
+Lord wallops Boom I with a flurry of punches to the face. Boom I gets mad!
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+Lord hurts Boom I with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth.
+Lord strikes with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Lord lands a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
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+Lord belts Boom I with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 11 of 24 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 56 of 58 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 29-28


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 4

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Lord fires a flurry of stiff punches to the chest! Boom I doesn't notice.
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+Lord throws a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lord connects with a nasty jab to the ribs.
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+Lord thumps Boom I with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I fires a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Lord ties him up.
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+Boom I pokes Lord with a series of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Lord fires a powerful straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I backs up Lord with a series of mean combinations to the ribs.
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-Boom I attempts a right roundhouse to the stomach, but Lord ties him up.
+Lord pokes Boom I with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach. Boom I laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 13 of 25 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 38 of 38 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 39-37


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Lord is obviously tired. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 5

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Boom I pummels Lord with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
+Boom I fires a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
-Lord charges with a straight right to the ribs, but Boom I stays away from it.
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+Boom I tattoos Lord with a barrage of powerful combinations to the ribs. Lord retreats to the far corner.
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-Boom I probes with a series of right combinations to the stomach, but Lord ducks just in time.
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+Lord pokes Boom I with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Lord tosses a flurry of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Lord nails Boom I with a right to the chest.
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+Lord wakes up the fans with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Boom I probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Lord hits with a commanding jab to the solar plexus.
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+Lord fires a barrage of light combinations to the chest. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 14 of 24 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 25 of 31 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 49-47


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Lord is slowing down. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 6

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lord hammers Boom I with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Lord lands a series of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Boom I connects with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus. Lord ignores it.
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+Lord clocks Boom I with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
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-Lord probes with a pair of right combinations to the ribs, but Boom I covers himself well.
+Lord pummels Boom I with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Lord probes with a cross to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Boom I attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Lord tattoos Boom I with a painful jab to the chest.
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+Boom I lands a flurry of off balance combinations to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 14 of 25 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 25 of 42 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 59-56


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord is slowing down. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 7

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Lord charges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Boom I pummels Lord with a jab to the ribs.
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+Lord slams Boom I with a pair of off balance combinations to the chest.
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+Boom I clocks Lord with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus!! Lord sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Boom I throws a barrage of combinations to the ribs, but Lord deftly avoits it.
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+Lord jars Boom I with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus. Boom I covers up.
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+Lord throws a wild jab to the stomach. Boom I shakes his head to clear it.
-Lord attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Boom I quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 13 of 24 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 22 of 31 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 68-66


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord looks exhausted. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 8

Boom I is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Boom I probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Lord throws a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
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-Lord probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Boom I hits with a barrage of punches to the face. Lord ignores it.
+Lord fires a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Lord tattoos Boom I with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Boom I tosses a straight right to the nose. Lord asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Boom I lands a devestating left blow to the head and Lord is flattened!!

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Lord struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Lord fires a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
-Boom I throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Boom I pounds Lord with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Boom I tags Lord with a volley of punches to the face.
-Lord tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Boom I stays away from it.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Boom I lashes out with a wild jab to the head.
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+Lord strikes with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Lord tries to land a series of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Boom I scores with a pair of punches to the nose!! Lord retreats to the far corner.
+Boom I staggers Lord with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
Boom I lands a quick hook and Lord's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Lord struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Lord throws a barrage of punches to the stomach. Boom I falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 21 of 32 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 25 of 41 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-7

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 76-75


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord collapses limply onto his stool. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 9

Boom I is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Boom I lashes out with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
Boom I lands a ferocious haymaker and Lord's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Lord struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I throws a series of off balance punches to the temple. Lord laughs!
+Lord strikes with a volley of nasty blows to the chest!
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+Lord slams Boom I with a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus! Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Lord smashes Boom I with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus!
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+Lord throws a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Boom I pounds Lord with a series of punches to the temple.
Boom I lands a ferocious uppercut and Lord is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom I 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom I 10-7


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom I 10-7

Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!