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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, September 12, 2020 In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!! In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 399 pounds (181 kilograms) is Armor!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring) Armor clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) +Neuman hits with a pair of punches to the head. ... +Neuman scores with a pair of hard punches to the eye. Armor doesn't seem bothered. +Armor pokes Neuman with a series of mean shots to the nose. Neuman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" Armor lands a brutal right punch in the nose and Neuman is knocked down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Armor throws a wild straight right to the face. ... ... +Neuman annoys Armor with a pair of blows to the face. +Neuman connects with a flurry of off balance shots to the stomach. Armor beats a hasty retreat. ... Neuman tries to attack, but Armor hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... ... ... -Armor attempts a pair of shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively. ... Neuman tries to attack, but Armor hangs on until the referee separates them. +Armor fires a hook to the face. Armor lands a crashing blow to the head and Neuman's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Neuman tags Armor with a series of blows to the ribs. ... +Neuman punches Armor with a pair of heavy punches to the eye. Armor gets mad! Neuman lands a lightning haymaker and Armor is knocked out of the ring!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Alfred E. Neuman wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Neuman doesn't even want to rest! Armor looks exhausted. Alfred E. Neuman wins by a knockout!