Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Joseph Meadows II by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Monday, September 7, 2020In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 101 pounds (46 kilograms) is Joseph Meadows II!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Joseph is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a left straight right to the chin, but only hits air.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of left combinations to the nose, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a pair of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Joseph pounds Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 stuns Joseph with a blow to the groin! This is unbelievable!
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+Joseph fires a pair of vicious punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 1 rocks Joseph with a barrage of punches to the temple!!
+Joseph smashes Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Joseph attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkness 1 shakes Joseph with a furious combination to the head. Joseph ignores it.
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+Joseph fires a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joseph Meadows II landed 29 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 32 punches.
Joseph Meadows II won the round 10-9
Joseph Meadows II is winning the fight 10-9
Joseph doesn't want to stop fighting! He has serious cut below the left eye.
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Joseph is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Joseph beats a hasty retreat.
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+Joseph fires a barrage of furious shots to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 smashes Joseph with a wild left to the face. Joseph doesn't notice.
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+Joseph wallops Dorkness 1 with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Joseph annoys Dorkness 1 with a series of light punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of right punches to the face, but Joseph narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of combinations to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of right punches to the mouth, but falls short.
+Joseph pounds Dorkness 1 with a series of combinations to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a pair of hard punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joseph Meadows II landed 22 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 33 punches.
Joseph Meadows II won the round 10-9
Joseph Meadows II is winning the fight 20-18
Joseph doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the left eye.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Joseph is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 pounds Joseph with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a volley of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 1 shakes Joseph with a series of combinations to the face.
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+Joseph fires a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Joseph pounds Dorkness 1 with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a jab to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a pair of combinations to the face, but only hits air.
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+Joseph clocks Dorkness 1 with a volley of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Joseph pummels Dorkness 1 with a nice jab to the chest. Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
BELL
According to the commentator:
Joseph Meadows II landed 20 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 29 punches.
Joseph Meadows II won the round 10-9
Joseph Meadows II is winning the fight 30-27
Joseph doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the left eye.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Joseph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Joseph ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Joseph ducks.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a left straight right to the eye, but to no avail.
+Dorkness 1 stuns Joseph with a flurry of stiff punches to the nose. Joseph sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Joseph hurts Dorkness 1 with a volley of hard combinations to the ribs. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joseph Meadows II landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Joseph Meadows II is winning the fight 39-37
Joseph doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the left eye.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Joseph is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Joseph fires a volley of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Joseph drills Dorkness 1 with a pair of strong punches to the chest.
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+Joseph hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Joseph thumps Dorkness 1 with a pair of hard punches to the stomach.
+Joseph lands a wild roundhouse to the chest.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of combinations to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a series of combinations to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a series of left punches to the jaw, but Joseph blocks.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Joseph with a series of heavy combinations to the face.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of right punches to the face, but Joseph blocks.
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BELL
Joseph doesn't even want to rest! He has gash below the left eye.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The doctor won't let Joseph Meadows II continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 2: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 3: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 2: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 3: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a technical knockout!
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