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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated Lord of Shatterskull Pass by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Monday, September 7, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Boom I jars Lord with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Boom I hits with a series of punches to the eye.
Boom I lands a terrific punch in the nose and Lord is flattened!!

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Lord struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Lord smashes Boom I with a jab to the face.
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+Boom I connects with a flurry of nice punches to the temple.
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+Lord hits with a pair of punches to the head.
-Boom I tries to land a series of right shots to the eye, but Lord stays away from it.
+Boom I staggers Lord with a series of strong combinations to the mouth. Lord gets mad!
+Boom I throws a volley of quick punches to the jaw. Lord doesn't notice.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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+Lord hits with a volley of commanding punches to the chin. Boom I quickly recovers.
+Lord fires a volley of blows to the mouth.
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+Lord slams Boom I with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Lord tags Boom I with a furious straight right to the jaw.
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-Boom I tries a jab to the nose, but Lord ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 21 of 21 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 16 of 36 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-8

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-8


Lord doesn't even want to rest!

Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Boom I probes with a volley of left combinations to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Lord shakes Boom I with a series of heavy punches to the chest. Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Lord fires a barrage of punches to the ribs. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Boom I solidly lands a flurry of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Boom I tags Lord with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus. Lord ignores it.
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+Lord tags Boom I with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Boom I ignores it.
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+Lord punches Boom I with a jab to the ribs.
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+Lord lands a flurry of punches to the ribs.
-Boom I fires a pair of combinations to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Lord hammers Boom I with a hard straight right to the chest. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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+Lord stuns Boom I with a commanding cross to the stomach. Boom I quickly recovers.
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+Lord hits with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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+Lord hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 47 of 47 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 11 of 25 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 19-18


Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Lord hits with a series of punches to the head! Boom I shakes his head to clear it.
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+Lord lashes out with a pair of punches to the head.
+Boom I lands a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
+Boom I shakes Lord with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus. Lord shakes his head to clear it.
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+Lord throws a volley of furious punches to the chin.
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+Lord catches Boom I with a off balance sweeping right to the face!
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+Lord lands a jab to the temple.
-Boom I attempts a barrage of left combinations to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Lord staggers Boom I with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Lord tags Boom I with a jab to the eye.
+Lord tosses a pair of vicious punches to the stomach! Boom I laughs!
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-Boom I probes with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but Lord blocks.
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+Lord tattoos Boom I with a pair of shots to the nose!!
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+Lord fires a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 53 of 55 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 11 of 25 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Lord connects with a volley of heavy punches to the temple.
+Boom I fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lord hits Boom I with a series of punches to the chest. Boom I quickly recovers.
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+Lord drills Boom I with a barrage of mean combinations to the ribs.
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+Lord pounds Boom I with a volley of punches to the ribs.
-Boom I tries to land a series of right punches to the stomach, but Lord backs out of it.
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-Boom I tries a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Lord hides behind his gloves.
+Lord throws a flurry of powerful punches to the eye.
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+Lord smacks Boom I with a jab to the solar plexus. Boom I seems wobbly!
+Boom I fires a series of combinations to the stomach.
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+Lord fires a volley of mean blows to the head.
+Lord belts Boom I with a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth.
+Lord wakes up the fans with a series of solid punches to the nose. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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+Lord smashes Boom I with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
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+Lord jolts Boom I with a series of heavy punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 55 of 55 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 11 of 25 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 38-37


Lord is obviously tired.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Lord lashes out with a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Boom I narrowly avoids it
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+Boom I nails Lord with a series of punches to the solar plexus! Lord is hurt!
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+Lord tattoos Boom I with a series of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Lord wakes up the fans with a jab to the ribs.
-Boom I tries to land a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Lord stays away from it.
+Lord shakes Boom I with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Lord lands a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Boom I launches a volley of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Lord attacks with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Boom I leaps aside.
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+Boom I tosses a pair of stiff punches to the chest!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 28 of 41 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 13 of 26 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 48-46


Lord is slowing down.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Lord throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Boom I attacks with a straight right to the chest!! Lord sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Lord probes with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Boom I steps aside.
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+Lord lands a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Boom I tags Lord with a flurry of off balance combinations to the ribs. Lord sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Lord lands a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lord clocks Boom I with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I attacks with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Lord narrowly avoids it
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-Boom I throws a jab to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Lord connects with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 24 of 33 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 14 of 22 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 57-56


Lord looks exhausted.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Boom I jars Lord with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Boom I launches a pair of combinations to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Boom I launches a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Lord covers himself well.
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+Boom I wallops Lord with a painful right to the solar plexus.
+Lord tosses a volley of wild punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 7 of 7 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 12 of 25 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Lord looks exhausted.

Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Lord attacks with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Boom I hits with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Lord throws a right right to the stomach, but Boom I leaps aside.
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+Boom I pokes Lord with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Lord belts Boom I with a series of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Lord scores with a jab to the chest. Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
+Lord hits with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Lord lands a series of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Boom I paws a pair of combinations to the ribs, but Lord steps aside.
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+Boom I connects with a series of light punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 20 of 32 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 15 of 24 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 76-75


Lord looks exhausted.

Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Lord hurts Boom I with a vicious jab to the head. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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-Lord lunges with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Boom I quickly backs away.
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-Lord charges with a jab to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Lord pummels Boom I with a series of quick punches to the mouth.
+Boom I rocks Lord with a series of off balance combinations to the ribs!
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-Lord probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Boom I charges with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Boom I tosses a flurry of punches to the ribs. Lord beats a hasty retreat.
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+Lord wakes up the fans with a pair of stiff combinations to the head. Boom I falls against the ropes!
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+Lord hits Boom I with a series of quick punches to the mouth. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Lord jolts Boom I with a pair of combinations to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 23 of 40 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 16 of 23 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 86-84


Lord collapses limply onto his stool.

Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Boom I lunges with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Lord throws a flurry of quick punches to the eye. Boom I laughs!
-Lord throws a volley of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Lord jars Boom I with a flurry of shots to the face. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Lord pokes Boom I with a barrage of glancing shots to the head. Boom I quickly recovers.
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-Lord probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Boom I leaps aside.
+Lord tags Boom I with a volley of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Lord throws a flurry of painful punches to the eye.
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+Boom I hits Lord with a volley of painful punches to the nose.
Boom I lands a blood spattering hook and Lord is knocked down!!

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Lord struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth.
Boom I lands a lightning cross to the jaw and Lord staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Lord can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9

Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!