Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Hello Kitty defeated Alfred E. Neuman by knockout (KO) in round 3.Match Saturday, September 5, 2020In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 291 pounds (132 kilograms) is Hello Kitty!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kitty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Neuman tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Kitty launches a series of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
Neuman tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Neuman solidly lands a commanding jab to the mouth.
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+Kitty jolts Neuman with a barrage of solid shots to the ribs.
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+Neuman whacks Kitty with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Kitty paws a series of left blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Neuman slams Kitty with a series of light punches to the chin! Kitty gets mad!
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Neuman tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kitty tosses a pair of commanding blows to the chest.
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+Neuman throws a barrage of punches to the head.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 17 of 21 punches, and Hello Kitty landed 13 of 24 punches.
Hello Kitty won the round 10-9
Hello Kitty is winning the fight 10-9
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Kitty doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Kitty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Kitty tries to land a barrage of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Neuman takes charge with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs. Kitty gets mad!
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+Kitty hits with a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Neuman annoys Kitty with a series of light punches to the chest.
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-Kitty throws a flurry of right shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Neuman throws Kitty with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Neuman probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Kitty quickly backs away.
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+Kitty suprises Neuman with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Neuman slams Kitty with a pair of off balance shots to the stomach.
Neuman tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Neuman tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Neuman tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 17 of 33 punches, and Hello Kitty landed 11 of 25 punches.
Hello Kitty won the round 10-9
Hello Kitty is winning the fight 20-18
Neuman is slowing down.
Kitty grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kitty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Neuman tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman throws a flurry of light punches to the jaw. Kitty hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Kitty pops Neuman with a flurry of vicious shots to the chest. Neuman ignores it.
Kitty lands a mighty left smash to the jaw and Neuman goes down!!
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He's Out!
Hello Kitty wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Neuman can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Kitty is slowing down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hello Kitty 10-9
Round 2: Hello Kitty 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hello Kitty 10-9
Round 2: Hello Kitty 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hello Kitty 10-9
Round 2: Hello Kitty 10-9
Hello Kitty wins by a knockout!
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