Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) Terry Twinkletoes defeated Army of Dorkness 3 by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.Match Tuesday, September 1, 2020In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Terry Twinkletoes!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes wakes up the fans with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 lunges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Twinkletoes stuns Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Twinkletoes lands a pair of strong punches to the head. Dorkness 3 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Twinkletoes throws a barrage of loud punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a series of punches to the chest, but falls short.
+Twinkletoes pokes Dorkness 3 with a straight right to the nose.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Twinkletoes steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 3 smashes Twinkletoes with a roundhouse to the solar plexus!!
+Twinkletoes pummels Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the chin. Dorkness 3 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Terry Twinkletoes landed 32 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 22 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 10-9
Twinkletoes doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 annoys Twinkletoes with a series of furious shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Twinkletoes backs out of it.
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+Twinkletoes lands a straight right to the temple.
+Twinkletoes shakes Dorkness 3 with a pair of blows to the chin. Dorkness 3 quickly recovers.
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+Twinkletoes attacks with a barrage of painful shots to the nose.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes throws a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Twinkletoes lands a volley of punches to the mouth.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes pops Dorkness 3 with a series of vicious punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 3 paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Twinkletoes beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Terry Twinkletoes landed 32 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 24 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 20-18
Twinkletoes doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Twinkletoes strikes with a series of light punches to the eye. Dorkness 3 is hurt!
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+Twinkletoes tags Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the nose.
-Dorkness 3 launches a left left to the ribs, but Twinkletoes narrowly avoids it
-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Twinkletoes takes charge with a mean hook to the jaw.
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes throws a barrage of punches to the head!
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+Twinkletoes stuns Dorkness 3 with a pair of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Terry Twinkletoes landed 29 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 23 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 30-27
Twinkletoes doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Twinkletoes nails Dorkness 3 with a flurry of painful punches to the head. Dorkness 3 doesn't notice.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Twinkletoes leaps aside.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes wakes up the fans with a straight right to the eye.
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes annoys Dorkness 3 with a flurry of shots to the temple!
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+Twinkletoes pummels Dorkness 3 with a flurry of painful punches to the nose.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 3 hammers Twinkletoes with a volley of shots to the chest.
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+Twinkletoes wallops Dorkness 3 with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Twinkletoes punches Dorkness 3 with a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
+Twinkletoes thumps Dorkness 3 with a flurry of mean punches to the nose. Dorkness 3 doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Terry Twinkletoes landed 31 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 23 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 40-36
Twinkletoes doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a series of right blows to the stomach, but Twinkletoes escapes.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Twinkletoes leaps aside.
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+Twinkletoes belts Dorkness 3 with a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkness 3 attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 hits with a pair of painful blows to the stomach! Twinkletoes retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a volley of blows to the stomach.
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+Twinkletoes slams Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Twinkletoes pokes Dorkness 3 with a volley of light punches to the jaw.
+Twinkletoes fires a volley of stiff punches to the temple.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes suprises Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 3 laughs!
+Twinkletoes belts Dorkness 3 with a solid sweeping right to the face.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Terry Twinkletoes landed 30 of 36 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 18 of 38 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 50-45
Twinkletoes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Twinkletoes hits with a pair of stinging blows to the temple.
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+Twinkletoes thumps Dorkness 3 with a pair of powerful punches to the face!
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-Dorkness 3 paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Twinkletoes lashes out with a hard straight right to the eye.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 jolts Twinkletoes with a volley of light punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Twinkletoes steps aside and laughs.
-Dorkness 3 tries a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Twinkletoes deftly avoits it.
+Dorkness 3 fires a pair of blows to the chest.
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+Dorkness 3 hurts Twinkletoes with a series of shots to the solar plexus. Twinkletoes hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Twinkletoes tags Dorkness 3 with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs. Dorkness 3 is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Terry Twinkletoes landed 29 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 16 of 44 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 60-54
Twinkletoes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Dorkness 3 throws Twinkletoes with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but is ineffective.
+Dorkness 3 jolts Twinkletoes with a flurry of stinging blows to the temple.
-Dorkness 3 launches a volley of left roundhouses to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of right hooks to the chin, but misses completely.
-Dorkness 3 tries a flurry of hooks to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Twinkletoes tosses a barrage of loud punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 3 annoys Twinkletoes with a flurry of vicious punches to the chin. Twinkletoes falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Terry Twinkletoes landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 12 of 34 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 69-64
Twinkletoes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a right right to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 3 nails Twinkletoes with a series of stinging blows to the jaw. Twinkletoes asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 3 scores with a pair of shots to the nose!
+Twinkletoes whacks Dorkness 3 with a sweeping right to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Twinkletoes steps aside.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of shots to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of right shots to the face, but he's too slow.
-Dorkness 3 throws a flurry of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a pair of blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a light cross to the head. Twinkletoes sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Terry Twinkletoes landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 46 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 78-74
Twinkletoes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
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+Twinkletoes lashes out with a pair of painful punches to the head.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a left hook to the head, but Twinkletoes steps aside.
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+Twinkletoes nails Dorkness 3 with a pair of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 3 annoys Twinkletoes with a volley of commanding shots to the jaw.
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+Twinkletoes throws a series of off balance shots to the stomach. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a straight right to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a pair of left shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 3 hurts Twinkletoes with a series of blows to the nose!
+Twinkletoes hits Dorkness 3 with a strong jab to the solar plexus.
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+Twinkletoes lands a series of heavy punches to the nose! Dorkness 3 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Twinkletoes pummels Dorkness 3 with a series of furious punches to the face.
-Dorkness 3 throws a left left to the mouth, but Twinkletoes beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a barrage of left shots to the temple, but Twinkletoes leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Dorkness 3 hits with a pair of glancing blows to the head.
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+Twinkletoes jolts Dorkness 3 with a left to the head.
+Twinkletoes smacks Dorkness 3 with a quick jab to the chin. Dorkness 3 gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Terry Twinkletoes landed 41 of 42 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 14 of 52 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 88-83
Twinkletoes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a series of right shots to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of left blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 3 grazes Twinkletoes with a hook to the head.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a flurry of shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Dorkness 3 tattoos Twinkletoes with a pair of hard punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a left to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Twinkletoes lands a series of hard punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a volley of shots to the face, but Twinkletoes blocks.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of blows to the head, but Twinkletoes steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Terry Twinkletoes landed 8 of 9 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 15 of 46 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 97-93
Twinkletoes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
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-Dorkness 3 tries a volley of shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a uppercut to the eye, but Twinkletoes ducks.
+Dorkness 3 lands a hard uppercut to the chin!!
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a barrage of left blows to the face, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a series of right punches to the head, but Twinkletoes blocks.
-Dorkness 3 fires a series of blows to the chin, but Twinkletoes steps aside.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a pair of shots to the temple, but Twinkletoes steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a pair of left blows to the face, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a jab to the nose, but Twinkletoes blocks.
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+Twinkletoes tosses a series of solid blows to the chest. Dorkness 3 ignores it.
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+Dorkness 3 connects with a barrage of blows to the face.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Twinkletoes quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Terry Twinkletoes landed 8 of 9 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 12 of 47 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 106-103
Twinkletoes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Dorkness 3 launches a pair of right shots to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a left straight right to the head, but Twinkletoes hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of left shots to the nose, but misses.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Twinkletoes blocks.
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+Twinkletoes hits with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus!
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+Dorkness 3 wallops Twinkletoes with a volley of solid hooks to the chin. Twinkletoes shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Terry Twinkletoes landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 115-113
Twinkletoes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 2: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 3: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 4: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 5: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 6: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Total Score: Terry Twinkletoes 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 2: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 3: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 4: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 5: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 6: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Total Score: Terry Twinkletoes 115-113
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 2: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 3: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 4: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 5: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 6: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Total Score: Terry Twinkletoes 115-113
Terry Twinkletoes wins by decision!
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