Public Fight Report
(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom I defeated Squeezer 3 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Saturday, August 29, 2020In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 192 pounds (87 kilograms) is Squeezer 3!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squeezer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squeezer pummels Boom I with a volley of shots to the mouth!
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+Squeezer lashes out with a flurry of blows to the jaw. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Boom I suprises Squeezer with a nasty hook to the jaw.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I tags Squeezer with a uppercut to the chin. Squeezer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Boom I lands a well placed haymaker and Squeezer is knocked off his feet!!
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Squeezer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Boom I attempts a series of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
Boom I tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I hits Squeezer with a volley of glancing punches to the head!! Squeezer covers up.
Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 16 of 23 punches, and Squeezer 3 landed 12 of 16 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-8
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-8
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Squeezer doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken tooth.
ROUND 2
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squeezer is brawling. (inside)
Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Squeezer attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
+Boom I rocks Squeezer with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Squeezer belts Boom I with a volley of quick blows to the jaw.
Squeezer lands a resounding haymaker and Boom I lands flat on his back!!
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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Squeezer drills Boom I with a flurry of wild shots to the temple.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I nails Squeezer with a flurry of punches to the chest.
-Squeezer lunges with a series of blows to the temple, but Boom I ties him up.
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+Squeezer connects with a volley of nice blows to the chin. Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Boom I pokes Squeezer with a vicious hook to the ribs.
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+Squeezer annoys Boom I with a flurry of light shots to the head.
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+Squeezer takes charge with a flurry of shots to the jaw.
Squeezer lands a blood spattering haymaker and Boom I lands flat on his back!!
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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I scores with a volley of shots to the stomach. Squeezer quickly recovers.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 16 of 17 punches, and Squeezer 3 landed 22 of 40 punches.
Squeezer 3 won the round 10-7
Squeezer 3 is winning the fight 18-17
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Squeezer is obviously tired. He has gash below the left eye. He has a broken nose. He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 3
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squeezer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Boom I rocks Squeezer with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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-Squeezer attempts a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but misses.
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+Squeezer throws a uppercut to the ribs.
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-Squeezer tries to land a barrage of left shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I attempts a volley of left shots to the chest, but Squeezer ties him up.
Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I hits with a series of vicious blows to the stomach.
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+Boom I tags Squeezer with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Boom I hurts Squeezer with a barrage of vicious blows to the ribs.
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BELL
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Squeezer looks exhausted. He has gash below the left eye. He has a broken nose. He has a broken jaw.
The doctor won't let Squeezer 3 continue the fight! Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Squeezer 3 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Squeezer 3 10-7
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Squeezer 3 10-7
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a technical knockout!
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