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(Featherweight) Feather Dork Boom II defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, August 26, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 121 pounds (55 kilograms) is Feather Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 hits with Feather with a low blow! The audience is howling!
+Dorkness 5 throws a volley of combinations to the jaw. Feather ignores it.
-Feather fires a barrage of combinations to the face, but he's too slow.
-Dorkness 5 paws a pair of punches to the face, but Feather beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 5 pounds Feather with a series of combinations to the head!
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+Feather rocks Dorkness 5 with a flurry of strong combinations to the temple.
Feather lands a blood spattering cross to the jaw and Dorkness 5's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Feather Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Feather doesn't even want to rest! He has the left eye swollen shut.

Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.





Feather Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!