Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Grundi by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.Match Monday, August 24, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Grundi!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Grundi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 hammers Grundi with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus! Grundi falls against the ropes!
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grundi pummels Dorkness 2 with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 jolts Grundi with a loud jab to the stomach! Grundi retreats to the far corner.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grundi throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Grundi attacks with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 2 ties him up.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Grundi landed 5 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 16 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 10-9
Grundi doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Grundi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 tries to land a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Grundi stays away from it.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 fires a pair of furious shots to the stomach.
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-Grundi launches a series of punches to the chest, but Dorkness 2 steps aside.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 tags Grundi with a series of loud punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Grundi landed 5 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 16 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 20-18
Grundi grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Grundi grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Grundi charges with a pair of right blows to the chest, but Dorkness 2 hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 2 suprises Grundi with a barrage of heavy blows to the chest.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 launches a pair of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Grundi attacks with a stinging hook to the chest!!
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 fires a heavy uppercut to the ribs.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 pops Grundi with a series of strong blows to the stomach.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grundi attacks with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 2 narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Grundi landed 5 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 14 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 30-27
Grundi is obviously tired.
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Grundi grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grundi attempts a series of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 smashes Grundi with a pair of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 2 shakes Grundi with a flurry of light blows to the solar plexus! Grundi shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 2 drills Grundi with a stinging hook to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 2 annoys Grundi with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grundi throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Grundi landed 4 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 40-36
Grundi is slowing down.
Dorkness 2 is obviously tired.
ROUND 5
Grundi grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 2 clocks Grundi with a volley of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 catches Grundi with a quick cross to the stomach. Grundi seems wobbly!
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 slams Grundi with a pair of stinging blows to the stomach.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grundi attempts a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkness 2 pops Grundi with a right to the solar plexus!
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+Dorkness 2 lashes out with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 hammers Grundi with a commanding roundhouse to the ribs.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Grundi landed 5 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 35 of 42 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 50-45
Grundi collapses limply onto his stool.
Dorkness 2 is slowing down.
ROUND 6
Grundi grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 2 thumps Grundi with a barrage of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
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-Grundi throws a uppercut to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 2 hits Grundi with a series of nasty shots to the stomach. Grundi hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 2 hits with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 probes with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Grundi quickly backs away.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grundi probes with a series of right blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 2 pops Grundi with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grundi probes with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Dorkness 2 wallops Grundi with a barrage of furious shots to the stomach.
+Dorkness 2 connects with a pair of shots to the stomach.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grundi charges with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Grundi landed 4 of 29 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 29 of 39 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 60-54
Grundi receives medical attention from his trainer.
Dorkness 2 is slowing down.
ROUND 7
Grundi is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 2 hits with a volley of solid punches to the ribs!
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a series of heavy shots to the chest.
-Grundi attempts a pair of left uppercuts to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Dorkness 2 grazes Grundi with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Grundi laughs!
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grundi throws a flurry of right uppercuts to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 2 lands a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 2 hurts Grundi with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grundi lands a flurry of mean crosses to the face.
+Grundi throws a flurry of off balance roundhouses to the head. Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 2 whacks Grundi with a flurry of blows to the stomach. Grundi shakes his head to clear it. Dorkness 2 strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Grundi collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Grundi can't remember which corner is his. He has a bloody lip.
Dorkness 2 looks exhausted.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a technical knockout!
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