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(Light-Heavyweight) status functional defeated "FAMINE" by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Thursday, April 27, 2000

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 171 pounds (78 kilograms) is status functional!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 171 pounds (78 kilograms) is "FAMINE"!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Functional stays outside and uses his jab.
Famine clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Famine fires a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Functional stays away from it.
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-Famine attempts a hook to the chest, but Functional steps aside.
Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Famine attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Functional grazes Famine with a barrage of punches to the head.
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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Functional rocks Famine with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Functional staggers Famine with a sweeping right to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

status functional landed 21 of 23 punches, and "FAMINE" landed 6 of 26 punches.

status functional won the round 10-9

status functional is winning the fight 10-9


Functional doesn't want to stop fighting!

Famine doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Functional stays outside and uses his jab.
Famine clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Famine tries to land a pair of shots to the stomach, but Functional ducks.
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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Functional lands a series of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Functional rocks Famine with a volley of mean punches to the mouth!
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-Famine lunges with a series of blows to the chest, but misses.
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+Functional strikes with a volley of commanding shots to the ribs!!
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-Famine tries to land a left hook to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

status functional landed 22 of 25 punches, and "FAMINE" landed 6 of 22 punches.

status functional won the round 10-9

status functional is winning the fight 20-18


Functional doesn't even want to rest!

Famine doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Functional stays outside and uses his jab.
Famine clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Famine launches a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Functional backs out of it.
-Famine probes with a left left to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Famine nails Functional with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Functional lands a volley of hard blows to the mouth!
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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Famine probes with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Functional takes it in the forearms.
Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Functional throws a pair of blows to the head. Famine doesn't seem bothered.
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+Functional punches Famine with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Famine sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"

BELL

According to the commentator:

status functional landed 21 of 23 punches, and "FAMINE" landed 6 of 23 punches.

status functional won the round 10-9

status functional is winning the fight 30-27


Functional doesn't even want to rest!

Famine doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Functional is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Famine clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Functional lands a flurry of furious punches to the jaw!! Famine doesn't seem bothered.
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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Famine lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Functional covers himself well.
Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Functional staggers Famine with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Famine tosses a volley of powerful shots to the chest!
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-Famine probes with a series of right blows to the chest, but Functional covers himself well.
Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Famine launches a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Functional quickly backs away.
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-Functional tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

status functional landed 11 of 25 punches, and "FAMINE" landed 5 of 24 punches.

status functional won the round 10-9

status functional is winning the fight 40-36


Functional remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Famine doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Functional stays outside and uses his jab.
Famine clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Famine probes with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Functional escapes.
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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Famine fires a volley of wild blows to the chest. Functional hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Functional wakes up the fans with a hook to the eye!
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+Functional nails Famine with a flurry of quick punches to the nose.
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+Functional slams Famine with a sweeping right to the head. Famine grimaces in pain.
+Functional smashes Famine with a roundhouse to the temple.
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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Functional hits with a volley of vicious punches to the nose.
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-Famine launches a volley of blows to the chest, but Functional backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

status functional landed 22 of 24 punches, and "FAMINE" landed 7 of 25 punches.

status functional won the round 10-9

status functional is winning the fight 50-45


Functional remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Famine doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Functional is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Famine clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Functional lashes out with a pair of left punches to the face, but Famine blocks.
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-Famine lashes out with a volley of shots to the stomach, but Functional ties him up.
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+Functional smacks Famine with a barrage of loud punches to the temple. Famine shakes his head to clear it.
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-Famine lunges with a volley of right blows to the chest, but Functional ties him up.
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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Functional hits with a volley of strong shots to the eye. Famine covers up.
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-Functional fires a volley of left punches to the head, but Famine stays away from it.
-Famine attempts a left hook to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Famine fires a volley of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

status functional landed 14 of 25 punches, and "FAMINE" landed 5 of 26 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

status functional is winning the fight 60-55


Functional remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Famine doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Functional is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Famine grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Functional slams Famine with a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
-Functional probes with a barrage of right punches to the head, but falls short.
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+Functional belts Famine with a mean right to the temple.
+Famine thumps Functional with a barrage of nasty blows to the ribs.
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-Famine tries to land a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Functional narrowly avoids it
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-Famine throws a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but Functional deftly avoits it.
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-Famine fires a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Functional quickly backs away.
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+Functional tags Famine with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

status functional landed 13 of 23 punches, and "FAMINE" landed 6 of 25 punches.

status functional won the round 10-9

status functional is winning the fight 70-64


Functional grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Famine doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Functional is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Famine grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Famine annoys Functional with a uppercut to the ribs.
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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Famine attempts a volley of blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Functional connects with a flurry of heavy punches to the head.
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-Famine paws a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Functional steps aside.
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-Famine lunges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Functional narrowly avoids it
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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

status functional landed 5 of 8 punches, and "FAMINE" landed 5 of 24 punches.

"FAMINE" won the round 10-9

status functional is winning the fight 79-74


Functional remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Famine doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Functional is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Famine grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Famine throws a left cross to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Famine throws a series of punches to the stomach, but Functional ducks.
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-Famine attempts a series of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Functional attempts a volley of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Functional nails Famine with a series of furious punches to the chin.
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+Functional lands a volley of vicious punches to the head. Famine retreats to the far corner.
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Functional tries to attack, but Famine hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Famine attacks with a straight right to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Famine belts Functional with a series of shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

status functional landed 13 of 24 punches, and "FAMINE" landed 6 of 22 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

status functional is winning the fight 89-84


Functional grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Famine doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Functional is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Famine fights inside. (inside)

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+Famine clocks Functional with a series of shots to the temple. Functional grimaces in pain.
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+Functional slams Famine with a roundhouse to the chin. Famine grimaces in pain.
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+Functional hits with a wild sweeping right to the eye.
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-Famine attempts a volley of blows to the nose, but Functional covers himself well.
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-Famine attacks with a volley of shots to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Famine grazes Functional with a barrage of mean punches to the jaw.
-Famine attempts a series of left shots to the head, but he's too slow.
+Functional thumps Famine with a volley of quick punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

status functional landed 22 of 24 punches, and "FAMINE" landed 9 of 29 punches.

status functional won the round 10-9

status functional is winning the fight 99-93


Functional grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Famine remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Functional is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Famine is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Functional punches Famine with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Famine hits Functional with a barrage of off balance uppercuts to the face! Functional shakes his head to clear it.
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+Famine attacks with a pair of off balance roundhouses to the chin.
Famine lands a tremendous right blow to the temple and Functional falls senseless!!

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Functional struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Famine charges with a series of roundhouses to the mouth, but Functional steps aside.
-Famine lunges with a pair of blows to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Functional smacks Famine with a flurry of solid punches to the nose. Famine hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Functional lands a slow motion left blow to the temple and Famine's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
status functional wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Functional is obviously tired.

Famine is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: status functional 10-9
Round 2: status functional 10-9
Round 3: status functional 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: status functional 10-9
Round 6: status functional 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: "FAMINE" 10-9
Round 9: "FAMINE" 10-9
Round 10: status functional 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: status functional 10-9
Round 2: status functional 10-9
Round 3: status functional 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: status functional 10-9
Round 6: status functional 10-9
Round 7: status functional 10-9
Round 8: "FAMINE" 10-9
Round 9: "FAMINE" 10-9
Round 10: status functional 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: status functional 10-9
Round 2: status functional 10-9
Round 3: status functional 10-9
Round 4: status functional 10-9
Round 5: status functional 10-9
Round 6: status functional 10-9
Round 7: status functional 10-9
Round 8: "FAMINE" 10-9
Round 9: "FAMINE" 10-9
Round 10: status functional 10-9

status functional wins by a knockout!