Public Fight Report
(Light-Flyweight) Charlie Parker defeated Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell by unanimous decision: 119-109, 118-110, 117-110.Match Monday, August 17, 2020In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Charlie Parker!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Parker is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Chicken Coop Miracle is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Parker smashes The Chicken Coop Miracle with a roundhouse to the eye!! The Chicken Coop Miracle shakes his head to clear it.
+Parker tosses a barrage of glancing punches to the temple!!
+Parker scores with a series of nasty punches to the nose.
+Parker fires a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Parker throws a volley of quick punches to the ribs.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle lands a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle hammers Parker with a volley of punches to the eye. Parker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Parker suprises The Chicken Coop Miracle with a pair of solid punches to the nose.
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+Parker tags The Chicken Coop Miracle with a solid straight right to the mouth. The Chicken Coop Miracle seems wobbly!
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle charges with a volley of punches to the head, but Parker ducks.
+Parker wallops The Chicken Coop Miracle with a series of powerful punches to the temple!!
+The Chicken Coop Miracle lands a flurry of commanding blows to the ribs.
+Parker jolts The Chicken Coop Miracle with a flurry of punches to the eye.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle tries to land a volley of punches to the nose, but Parker leaps aside.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle catches Parker with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest.
+Parker tattoos The Chicken Coop Miracle with a barrage of nice punches to the chin.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle paws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Parker hides behind his gloves.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle jolts Parker with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Parker smashes The Chicken Coop Miracle with a barrage of quick punches to the face.
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+Parker fires a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle lunges with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Parker ducks just in time.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle tags Parker with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Parker shakes The Chicken Coop Miracle with a off balance right to the nose.
+Parker shakes The Chicken Coop Miracle with a volley of furious punches to the face.
+Parker hits The Chicken Coop Miracle with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle throws a volley of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
+Parker pokes The Chicken Coop Miracle with a series of punches to the temple.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle throws a flurry of left punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle tries to land a flurry of right punches to the face, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie Parker landed 66 of 75 punches, and Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 24 of 60 punches.
Charlie Parker won the round 10-9
Charlie Parker is winning the fight 10-9
Parker doesn't even want to rest!
The Chicken Coop Miracle doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Parker is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Chicken Coop Miracle is using the ring. (using the ring)
+The Chicken Coop Miracle slams Parker with a pair of hard punches to the temple.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle attempts a left straight right to the head, but Parker escapes.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Parker stays away from it.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle wallops Parker with a volley of powerful punches to the eye.
-Parker probes with a straight right to the face, but The Chicken Coop Miracle covers himself well.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle tries to land a pair of right punches to the nose, but Parker quickly backs away.
+Parker catches The Chicken Coop Miracle with a series of loud punches to the temple!
-The Chicken Coop Miracle tries to land a barrage of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle tries a series of left punches to the jaw, but Parker narrowly avoids it
+The Chicken Coop Miracle strikes with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle charges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle throws a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle launches a left to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle paws a flurry of right punches to the face, but Parker stays away from it.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle lashes out with a series of vicious punches to the eye.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle charges with a flurry of left shots to the eye, but Parker hides behind his gloves.
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+Parker hits with a series of glancing punches to the nose! The Chicken Coop Miracle retreats to the far corner.
+Parker attacks with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Parker connects with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Parker staggers The Chicken Coop Miracle with a pair of glancing punches to the jaw! The Chicken Coop Miracle covers up.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle tries a jab to the face, but Parker ducks.
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+Parker jars The Chicken Coop Miracle with a series of punches to the head.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle paws a series of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Parker hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie Parker landed 39 of 48 punches, and Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 24 of 69 punches.
Charlie Parker won the round 10-9
Charlie Parker is winning the fight 20-18
Parker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Chicken Coop Miracle doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Parker is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Chicken Coop Miracle is using the ring. (using the ring)
-The Chicken Coop Miracle launches a right to the stomach, but fails to score.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle tags Parker with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle throws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle fires a left jab to the solar plexus, but Parker steps aside.
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+Parker annoys The Chicken Coop Miracle with a barrage of punches to the mouth. The Chicken Coop Miracle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Parker tattoos The Chicken Coop Miracle with a series of hard punches to the chin.
+Parker nails The Chicken Coop Miracle with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Parker attacks with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Parker solidly lands a flurry of quick blows to the chin.
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+Parker lands a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
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+Parker lands a heavy right to the chest. The Chicken Coop Miracle doesn't notice.
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+Parker connects with a barrage of painful punches to the head. The Chicken Coop Miracle retreats to the far corner.
-Parker throws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but The Chicken Coop Miracle deftly avoits it.
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+Parker pounds The Chicken Coop Miracle with a flurry of vicious punches to the face. The Chicken Coop Miracle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Parker steps aside and laughs.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie Parker landed 38 of 45 punches, and Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 10 of 42 punches.
Charlie Parker won the round 10-9
Charlie Parker is winning the fight 30-27
Parker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The Chicken Coop Miracle doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Parker is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Chicken Coop Miracle is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Parker fires a barrage of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle fires a volley of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle connects with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Parker attempts a cross to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Parker attacks with a flurry of wild punches to the eye. The Chicken Coop Miracle doesn't seem bothered.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle paws a pair of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Parker fires a barrage of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Parker tattoos The Chicken Coop Miracle with a jab to the chin.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle scores with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs!
-The Chicken Coop Miracle tries a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Parker quickly backs away.
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+Parker annoys The Chicken Coop Miracle with a pair of punches to the chin.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Parker quickly backs away.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Parker ties him up.
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-Parker paws a series of right punches to the face, but The Chicken Coop Miracle escapes.
+Parker lands a volley of stiff punches to the chin. The Chicken Coop Miracle quickly recovers.
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+Parker tags The Chicken Coop Miracle with a series of heavy punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie Parker landed 30 of 51 punches, and Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 13 of 40 punches.
Charlie Parker won the round 10-9
Charlie Parker is winning the fight 40-36
Parker is obviously tired.
The Chicken Coop Miracle doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Parker is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Chicken Coop Miracle is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Parker fires a series of loud punches to the mouth. The Chicken Coop Miracle asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle rocks Parker with a hook to the solar plexus!
-Parker attacks with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Parker fires a series of powerful punches to the chin.
+Parker hits The Chicken Coop Miracle with a pair of solid punches to the temple.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle probes with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Parker steps aside.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Parker takes it in the forearms.
+Parker hurts The Chicken Coop Miracle with a barrage of furious punches to the head.
-Parker tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but The Chicken Coop Miracle blocks.
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+Parker wallops The Chicken Coop Miracle with a barrage of punches to the stomach. The Chicken Coop Miracle backpedals to his own corner.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle throws a volley of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Parker throws a series of right blows to the chin, but The Chicken Coop Miracle steps aside and laughs.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle lunges with a jab to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Parker hits The Chicken Coop Miracle with a volley of punches to the face.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle hits with a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle paws a series of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Parker jars The Chicken Coop Miracle with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie Parker landed 31 of 50 punches, and Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 14 of 43 punches.
Charlie Parker won the round 10-9
Charlie Parker is winning the fight 50-45
Parker is slowing down.
The Chicken Coop Miracle doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Parker is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Chicken Coop Miracle is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle annoys Parker with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle hits with a jab to the solar plexus.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle launches a straight right to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle lunges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Parker fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Parker attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Parker hits with a barrage of painful blows to the stomach.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle tries to land a straight right to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Parker fires a pair of left punches to the head, but The Chicken Coop Miracle backs out of it.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle punches Parker with a barrage of punches to the stomach!
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle fires a series of punches to the ribs.
+Parker strikes with a series of vicious punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie Parker landed 14 of 25 punches, and Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 20 of 40 punches.
Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell won the round 10-9
Charlie Parker is winning the fight 59-55
Parker is slowing down.
The Chicken Coop Miracle doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Parker is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Chicken Coop Miracle is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but Parker steps aside and laughs.
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+Parker lands a flurry of vicious punches to the chin.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle wakes up the fans with a series of vicious punches to the ribs.
+Parker connects with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Parker ties him up.
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+Parker hits with a pair of light punches to the temple!
-The Chicken Coop Miracle throws a series of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle throws a series of left punches to the chest, but Parker takes it in the forearms.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Parker leaps aside.
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-Parker fires a cross to the nose, but The Chicken Coop Miracle takes it in the forearms.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle tries a series of right punches to the stomach, but Parker steps aside.
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+Parker backs up The Chicken Coop Miracle with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Parker tosses a volley of glancing punches to the chin.
+Parker clocks The Chicken Coop Miracle with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach!!
-Parker paws a barrage of punches to the chest, but The Chicken Coop Miracle stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie Parker landed 34 of 49 punches, and Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 11 of 42 punches.
Charlie Parker won the round 10-9
Charlie Parker is winning the fight 69-64
Parker is slowing down.
The Chicken Coop Miracle doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Parker is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Chicken Coop Miracle is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Parker rocks The Chicken Coop Miracle with a series of stiff punches to the head.
-Parker probes with a series of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle strikes with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs.
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-Parker lunges with a right jab to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Parker lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth!
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Parker wakes up the fans with a volley of vicious punches to the chin. The Chicken Coop Miracle covers up.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle hits with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle probes with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Parker backs out of it.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle annoys Parker with a wild sweeping right to the ribs!
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-Parker tries to land a uppercut to the temple, but The Chicken Coop Miracle ducks just in time.
+Parker hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Parker lashes out with a series of hard punches to the mouth.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Parker probes with a flurry of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Parker wallops The Chicken Coop Miracle with a straight right to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie Parker landed 27 of 48 punches, and Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 14 of 49 punches.
Charlie Parker won the round 10-9
Charlie Parker is winning the fight 79-73
Parker is slowing down.
The Chicken Coop Miracle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Parker is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Chicken Coop Miracle is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Parker tries a series of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle pokes Parker with a series of punches to the face.
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+Parker shakes The Chicken Coop Miracle with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Parker lands a commanding right to the nose.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle staggers Parker with an elbow! This is terrible!
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but misses completely.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Parker paws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Parker launches a pair of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Parker lunges with a pair of punches to the nose, but The Chicken Coop Miracle ducks.
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+Parker hurts The Chicken Coop Miracle with a series of wild punches to the temple. The Chicken Coop Miracle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Parker pops The Chicken Coop Miracle with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Parker clocks The Chicken Coop Miracle with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle lunges with a sweeping right to the eye, but comes up empty.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle shakes Parker with a barrage of punches to the temple.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle paws a pair of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie Parker landed 29 of 52 punches, and Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 16 of 39 punches.
Charlie Parker won the round 10-9
Charlie Parker is winning the fight 89-82
Parker looks exhausted.
The Chicken Coop Miracle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Parker is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Chicken Coop Miracle is using the ring. (using the ring)
-The Chicken Coop Miracle lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Parker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Parker paws a flurry of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
-Parker fires a volley of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle tries a barrage of shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Parker fires a series of punches to the chin.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle paws a volley of blows to the chin, but Parker deftly avoits it.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle throws a series of left punches to the head, but Parker ducks just in time.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle fires Parker with a head butt! Boo! Boo!
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-Parker paws a flurry of punches to the eye, but The Chicken Coop Miracle quickly backs away.
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+Parker connects with a volley of commanding punches to the head!
+Parker pops The Chicken Coop Miracle with a series of punches to the face!
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle connects with a pair of nasty punches to the temple!
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-Parker throws a volley of punches to the temple, but The Chicken Coop Miracle ducks.
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-Parker probes with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but The Chicken Coop Miracle ties him up.
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+Parker tags The Chicken Coop Miracle with a series of punches to the chin!
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle lands a pair of furious punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie Parker landed 24 of 56 punches, and Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 16 of 38 punches.
Charlie Parker won the round 10-9
Charlie Parker is winning the fight 99-91
Parker collapses limply onto his stool.
The Chicken Coop Miracle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Parker is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Chicken Coop Miracle is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Parker fires a pair of punches to the head.
-Parker attacks with a series of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle charges with a right to the jaw, but Parker escapes.
-Parker throws a right straight right to the eye, but The Chicken Coop Miracle escapes.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle lashes out with a volley of punches to the eye, but Parker steps aside and laughs.
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-Parker lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin, but The Chicken Coop Miracle steps aside and laughs.
-Parker attempts a flurry of left punches to the chin, but The Chicken Coop Miracle blocks.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but Parker stays away from it.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle annoys Parker with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth.
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-Parker launches a jab to the head, but comes up empty.
-Parker fires a barrage of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Parker launches a series of punches to the head, but The Chicken Coop Miracle escapes.
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+Parker tags The Chicken Coop Miracle with a series of punches to the nose!
-Parker lashes out with a series of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Parker throws a series of punches to the face.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle launches a flurry of right punches to the eye, but misses.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle attempts a series of punches to the eye, but Parker blocks.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle shakes Parker with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
+The Chicken Coop Miracle hits Parker with a series of punches to the chin.
+The Chicken Coop Miracle attacks with a pair of solid punches to the face. Parker quickly recovers.
+Parker pummels The Chicken Coop Miracle with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose. The Chicken Coop Miracle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie Parker landed 17 of 56 punches, and Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 18 of 38 punches.
Charlie Parker won the round 10-8
Charlie Parker is winning the fight 109-99
Parker receives medical attention from his trainer.
The Chicken Coop Miracle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Parker is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Chicken Coop Miracle is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle hammers Parker with a pair of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+Parker solidly lands a barrage of furious punches to the chin.
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+Parker thumps The Chicken Coop Miracle with a series of punches to the jaw!!
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-Parker probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but The Chicken Coop Miracle hides behind his gloves.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle launches a jab to the eye, but to no avail.
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-The Chicken Coop Miracle throws a right to the face, but Parker stays away from it.
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-Parker attempts a pair of left punches to the chin, but The Chicken Coop Miracle narrowly avoids it
-Parker probes with a barrage of shots to the head, but only hits air.
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-Parker probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
-The Chicken Coop Miracle launches a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle throws Parker with a bite to the ear! The Ref mus be blind!
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+The Chicken Coop Miracle backs up Parker with a flurry of shots to the nose. Parker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Parker fires a series of punches to the chin, but falls short.
+Parker fires a cross to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie Parker landed 18 of 57 punches, and Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell landed 15 of 31 punches.
Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell won the round 10-9
Charlie Parker is winning the fight 118-109
Parker can't remember which corner is his.
The Chicken Coop Miracle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 2: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 3: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 4: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 5: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 6: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 7: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 8: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 9: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 10: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 11: Charlie Parker 10-8
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Charlie Parker 119-109
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 2: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 3: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 4: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 5: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 6: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 7: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 8: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 9: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 10: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 11: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 12: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Total Score: Charlie Parker 118-110
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 2: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 3: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 4: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 5: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 6: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Round 7: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 8: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 9: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 10: Charlie Parker 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell 10-9
Total Score: Charlie Parker 117-110
Charlie Parker wins by decision!
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