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(Flyweight) Satchell London defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Monday, August 17, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 109 pounds (49 kilograms) is Satchell London!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

London clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-London paws a pair of shots to the face, but he's too slow.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+London thumps Dorkness 2 with a flurry of nasty shots to the stomach. Dorkness 2 ignores it.
+Dorkness 2 attacks with a uppercut to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a series of blows to the ribs.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them.
London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 tries a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but London covers himself well.
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+London smacks Dorkness 2 with a volley of blows to the stomach.
+Dorkness 2 tags London with a flurry of commanding blows to the stomach.
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London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+London hits with a pair of nice shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Satchell London landed 17 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 22 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 10-9


London doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

London clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 pounds London with a barrage of painful blows to the chest! London grimaces in pain.
-Dorkness 2 tries to land a series of shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+London punches Dorkness 2 with a barrage of wild shots to the chest. Dorkness 2 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+London backs up Dorkness 2 with a painful hook to the ribs. Dorkness 2 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 2 smacks London with a pair of blows to the stomach. London seems wobbly!
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+ The fighters trade shots to the chin.
London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+London hits with a volley of shots to the chest.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them.
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London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Satchell London landed 14 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 20-18


London remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

London clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+London hits Dorkness 2 with a hook to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 2 tosses a uppercut to the solar plexus.
+London staggers Dorkness 2 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 is hurt!
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London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them.
London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but London narrowly avoids it
-London fires a series of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 2 connects with a flurry of nice punches to the chest. London hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 throws a pair of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 2 annoys London with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus!! London seems wobbly!
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London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Satchell London landed 16 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 22 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 30-27


London remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 2 is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

London clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 2 throws a series of punches to the ribs, but London takes it in the forearms.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+London hits with a pair of glancing blows to the solar plexus.
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+London hits with a series of nice shots to the ribs.
-London throws a hook to the chest, but falls short.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 tosses a pair of blows to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 2 lands a barrage of hard shots to the chest!!
London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+London jolts Dorkness 2 with a flurry of loud punches to the chest. Dorkness 2 gets mad!
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London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-London tries to land a flurry of blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 2 clocks London with a straight right to the stomach. London shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Satchell London landed 21 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 15 of 24 punches.

Satchell London won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 39-37


London grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 2 looks exhausted.



ROUND 5

London clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+London tosses a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+London punches Dorkness 2 with a loud uppercut to the stomach.
-London probes with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but misses.
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+Dorkness 2 solidly lands a volley of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the nose.
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+Dorkness 2 jars London with a volley of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-London probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+London punches Dorkness 2 with a volley of stinging punches to the chest. Dorkness 2 beats a hasty retreat.
London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 fires a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but London backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 scores with a barrage of glancing blows to the solar plexus. London hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 2 attempts a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but London hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Satchell London landed 21 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 38 punches.

Satchell London won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 48-47


London grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 2 collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 6

London clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+London tosses a barrage of stiff shots to the chin. Dorkness 2 seems wobbly!
+London attacks with a flurry of quick punches to the chin.
London lands a beautiful right hook and Dorkness 2 is knocked down!!

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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+London jars Dorkness 2 with a series of blows to the jaw.
London lands a resounding left punch in the nose and Dorkness 2 falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Satchell London wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
London grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Satchell London 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Satchell London 10-9

Satchell London wins by a knockout!