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(Super-Welterweight) Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom defeated Nolan Nadelson AAA by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Thursday, August 13, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Nolan Nadelson AAA!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Nolan fires a pair of off balance punches to the stomach.
+Nolan lands a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Dorkdom throws a series of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Nolan lands a barrage of glancing punches to the head.
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+Dorkdom lands a flurry of quick punches to the stomach. Nolan hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkdom hits Nolan with a series of light punches to the stomach. Nolan sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Nolan fires a pair of strong punches to the head.
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-Nolan probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Dorkdom beats a hasty retreat.
-Nolan attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but misses completely.
+Nolan tosses a jab to the mouth.
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+Nolan pokes Dorkdom with a pair of punches to the temple. Dorkdom hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkdom punches Nolan with a jab to the stomach.
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+Nolan lands a stiff jab to the ribs. Dorkdom retreats to the far corner.
-Dorkdom fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Nolan attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Dorkdom escapes.
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+Dorkdom tags Nolan with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
Dorkdom lands a decisive punch in the nose and Nolan is knocked out of the ring!!

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Nolan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Nolan rocks Dorkdom with a loud left to the eye.
-Nolan fires a volley of left punches to the face, but is ineffective.
+Dorkdom jolts Nolan with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Nolan drills Dorkdom with a volley of vicious punches to the temple.
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-Dorkdom attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+Nolan wallops Dorkdom with a loud jab to the jaw.
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-Nolan attempts a pair of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Nolan thumps Dorkdom with a sweeping right to the mouth.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 28 of 36 punches, and Nolan Nadelson AAA landed 39 of 77 punches.

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-8

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 10-8


Dorkdom collapses limply onto his stool.

Nolan receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 2

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkdom scores with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs. Nolan quickly recovers.
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-Nolan throws a right jab to the face, but fails to score.
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+Nolan throws a powerful jab to the stomach!
-Nolan attempts a left straight right to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Nolan attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Dorkdom takes it in the forearms.
+Dorkdom annoys Nolan with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Nolan nails Dorkdom with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Dorkdom ignores it.
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+Dorkdom rocks Nolan with a barrage of commanding punches to the chest. Dorkdom is hammering relentlessly! Nolan falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkdom can't remember which corner is his.

Nolan can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-8


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-8

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom wins by a technical knockout!