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Public Fight Report Match Monday, August 10, 2020 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Satchell London!! The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley. ROUND 1 Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) London clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. ... London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +London smacks Dorkness 2 with a furious cross to the temple. Dorkness 2 beats a hasty retreat. ... +London throws a volley of glancing blows to the solar plexus. ... ... ... ... ... ... London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... ... ... +London hits Dorkness 2 with a loud uppercut to the solar plexus. ... ... ... -Dorkness 2 tries to land a series of left punches to the chest, but comes up empty. +Dorkness 2 pokes London with a pair of blows to the solar plexus. ... ... ... +Dorkness 2 strikes with a series of shots to the chest. ... ... ... ... ... London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Army of Dorkness 2 landed 19 of 23 punches, and Satchell London landed 15 of 25 punches. Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9 Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 10-9 Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest! London doesn't even want to rest! ROUND 2 Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) London clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. +London whacks Dorkness 2 with a series of stiff blows to the chest! Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. +Dorkness 2 smashes London with a uppercut to the stomach. London doesn't notice. +Dorkness 2 connects with a series of vicious blows to the solar plexus. London quickly recovers. ... ... ... London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... ... ... London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... +Dorkness 2 tags London with a heavy hook to the solar plexus. London grimaces in pain. +London tosses a volley of furious blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 doesn't notice. Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. +Dorkness 2 rocks London with a barrage of nice blows to the stomach. ... ... ... ... ... ... Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... +London hurts Dorkness 2 with a volley of strong punches to the stomach. Dorkness 2 grimaces in pain. ... ... ... ... -London throws a cross to the ribs, but comes up empty. ... -London tries to land a series of shots to the chest, but flails uselessly. ... ... ... ... ... -Dorkness 2 attempts a left left to the solar plexus, but London beats a hasty retreat. ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Army of Dorkness 2 landed 18 of 22 punches, and Satchell London landed 14 of 26 punches. Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9 Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 20-18 Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. London remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 3 Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) London clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... ... -London paws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance. Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. ... London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... ... ... London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +London nails Dorkness 2 with a volley of nice punches to the chest. Dorkness 2 falls against the ropes! ... -London tries to land a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly. ... ... +Dorkness 2 staggers London with a series of shots to the chest. London hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... -Dorkness 2 attempts a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty. +Dorkness 2 tags London with a series of hard blows to the chest. ... ... ... +London tosses a barrage of light shots to the ribs!! ... ... ... Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Dorkness 2 punches London with a pair of hard punches to the ribs!! London doesn't notice. ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 24 punches, and Satchell London landed 14 of 22 punches. Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9 Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 30-27 Dorkness 2 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. London grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. ROUND 4 Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) London clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. +London tags Dorkness 2 with a series of stinging blows to the chest. London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... -London attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively. London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Dorkness 2 staggers London with a barrage of blows to the ribs. London doesn't seem bothered. ... ... ... Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. ... -London launches a pair of left shots to the ribs, but falls short. ... +London fires a series of light blows to the solar plexus. +Dorkness 2 annoys London with a barrage of blows to the ribs! London sneers "Is that the best you can do?" ... ... +London hits Dorkness 2 with a series of painful punches to the solar plexus. ... ... Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. +Dorkness 2 tags London with a series of quick shots to the stomach. London shakes his head to clear it. -London attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 2 hides behind his gloves. ... ... ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Army of Dorkness 2 landed 15 of 25 punches, and Satchell London landed 19 of 32 punches. Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9 Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 40-36 Dorkness 2 is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye. London grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. ROUND 5 Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) London clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... ... ... ... ... ... +Dorkness 2 hammers London with a barrage of mean shots to the solar plexus. London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. +Dorkness 2 lands a pair of strong shots to the solar plexus. ... ... +Dorkness 2 hammers London with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs. ... ... ... Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... ... London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. +London hits with a pair of quick punches to the stomach. London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. ... -Dorkness 2 attempts a right straight right to the ribs, but he's too slow. Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. +London pokes Dorkness 2 with a series of solid blows to the stomach. -London fires a pair of blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 2 narrowly avoids it ... ... ... +Dorkness 2 wakes up the fans with a barrage of shots to the chest. +London lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs. ... Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. ... BELL According to the commentator: Army of Dorkness 2 landed 21 of 39 punches, and Satchell London landed 17 of 36 punches. Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9 Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 50-45 Dorkness 2 looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye. London is obviously tired. ROUND 6 Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) London clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... +Dorkness 2 hits with a volley of wild shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. +Dorkness 2 hits with a series of punches to the ribs. London shakes his head to clear it. London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. +Dorkness 2 belts London with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach. +London whacks Dorkness 2 with a barrage of painful shots to the chin. Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. London tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... -Dorkness 2 charges with a right hook to the chest, but fails to score. Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but London hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +London hits Dorkness 2 with a volley of heavy shots to the jaw. Dorkness 2 asks for time to wipe off the blood. ... ... ... ... +London fires a flurry of loud shots to the jaw!! London lands a vicious right punch in the nose and Dorkness 2's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. -London throws a volley of right shots to the nose, but Dorkness 2 ties him up. +Dorkness 2 hammers London with a series of blows to the ribs. ... ... ... ... ... +London scores with a volley of off balance punches to the nose. ... ... +London clocks Dorkness 2 with a pair of furious blows to the chin!! London lands a sudden right smash to the jaw and Dorkness 2 is knocked out of the ring!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Satchell London wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 2 collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. London is obviously tired. Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9 Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9 Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9 Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9 Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9 Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9 Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9 Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9 Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9 Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9 Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9 Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9 Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9 Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9 Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9 Satchell London wins by a knockout!