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(Middleweight) Middle Dork Boom II defeated Lord of Hyrule by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Friday, August 7, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Middle Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 158 pounds (72 kilograms) is Lord of Hyrule!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Hyrule whacks Middle with a flurry of wild shots to the face!
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+Middle pounds Hyrule with a series of vicious shots to the stomach. Hyrule ignores it.
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+Middle wallops Hyrule with a volley of wild shots to the stomach. Hyrule doesn't seem bothered.
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+Middle stuns Hyrule with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Middle shakes Hyrule with a flurry of light shots to the ribs.
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+Hyrule connects with a flurry of hard punches to the eye.
Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle throws a barrage of blows to the chest. Hyrule asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle throws a pair of shots to the chest.
Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hyrule jolts Middle with a volley of commanding blows to the chin. Middle falls against the ropes!
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+Hyrule rocks Middle with a roundhouse to the temple.
Hyrule lands a blood spattering punch in the nose and Middle is knocked off his feet!!

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Middle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Hyrule thumps Middle with a series of hard shots to the eye.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the mouth.
Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hyrule whacks Middle with a volley of heavy punches to the head. Middle seems wobbly!
Hyrule lands a decisive uppercut and Middle hurtles to the canvas!!

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Middle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Middle nails Hyrule with a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Hyrule doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom II landed 23 of 24 punches, and Lord of Hyrule landed 22 of 25 punches.

Lord of Hyrule won the round 10-7

Lord of Hyrule is winning the fight 10-7


Middle doesn't even want to rest!

Hyrule doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle hits Hyrule with a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus.
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Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle annoys Hyrule with a cross to the stomach.
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+Middle fires a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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+Hyrule pops Middle with a barrage of loud blows to the stomach!
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hyrule lashes out with a flurry of commanding shots to the stomach.
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+Middle hits with a cross to the stomach.
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+Hyrule nails Middle with a pair of shots to the chest.
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Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle hits with a pair of heavy blows to the ribs.
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+Hyrule belts Middle with a pair of quick punches to the ribs. Middle grimaces in pain.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the face.
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom II landed 22 of 24 punches, and Lord of Hyrule landed 21 of 22 punches.

Middle Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Lord of Hyrule is winning the fight 19-17


Middle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hyrule grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hyrule jars Middle with a barrage of stinging blows to the stomach.
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle belts Hyrule with a light left to the stomach!
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle hits with a volley of stinging blows to the chest.
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+Hyrule scores with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs.
Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle fires a series of blows to the ribs.
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+Hyrule wallops Middle with a pair of furious shots to the solar plexus.
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Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle scores with a furious hook to the stomach.
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+Hyrule fires a series of punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom II landed 21 of 24 punches, and Lord of Hyrule landed 20 of 25 punches.

Middle Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Lord of Hyrule is winning the fight 28-27


Middle is obviously tired.

Hyrule is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hyrule fires a volley of furious shots to the solar plexus. Middle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Middle staggers Hyrule with a hard uppercut to the chest!
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+ The fighters swap shots to the eye.
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+Hyrule wallops Middle with a pair of shots to the solar plexus. Middle doesn't notice.
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Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle pops Hyrule with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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+Hyrule wallops Middle with a series of furious punches to the chest. Middle retreats to the far corner.
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle thumps Hyrule with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Middle tags Hyrule with a series of nice shots to the solar plexus.
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+Hyrule belts Middle with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Hyrule smacks Middle with a vicious uppercut to the chest.
+Middle attacks with a nasty hook to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom II landed 31 of 31 punches, and Lord of Hyrule landed 26 of 32 punches.

Middle Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Middle is slowing down.

Hyrule looks exhausted.



ROUND 5

Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle tosses a uppercut to the chest.
+Middle smashes Hyrule with a right to the ribs.
Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hyrule clocks Middle with a volley of punches to the solar plexus! Middle grimaces in pain.
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle catches Hyrule with a barrage of hard shots to the solar plexus.
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+Hyrule jolts Middle with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach! Middle seems wobbly!
+Middle fires a volley of furious punches to the stomach!
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+Hyrule pops Middle with a pair of shots to the solar plexus!
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hyrule lunges with a series of punches to the ribs, but Middle quickly backs away.
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Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle smashes Hyrule with a pair of blows to the ribs.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the chin.
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+Middle punches Hyrule with a series of furious punches to the stomach.
+Hyrule lashes out with a pair of glancing blows to the ribs!!
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+Middle solidly lands a uppercut to the ribs. Hyrule laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom II landed 26 of 33 punches, and Lord of Hyrule landed 24 of 33 punches.

Middle Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Middle Dork Boom II is winning the fight 47-46


Middle looks exhausted.

Hyrule collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Middle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Middle lashes out with Hyrule with a low blow! Boo! Boo!
+Middle belts Hyrule with a series of shots to the chin. Hyrule retreats to the far corner.
Middle lands a beautiful right uppercut and Hyrule's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Middle Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Middle can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.

Hyrule can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Hyrule 10-7
Round 2: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 4: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Hyrule 10-7
Round 2: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 4: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Hyrule 10-7
Round 2: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 4: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9

Middle Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!