Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Pigeon Poo by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.Match Monday, August 3, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Pigeon Poo!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Pigeon punches Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the head.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Pigeon fires a flurry of nasty blows to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 wallops Pigeon with a head butt! Boo! Boo!
-Dorkness 1 launches a right combination to the mouth, but Pigeon steps aside.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of quick punches to the nose!!
+Dorkness 1 smacks Pigeon with a pair of mean punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 staggers Pigeon with a pair of strong combinations to the nose! Pigeon quickly recovers.
Dorkness 1 lands a thundering right cross to the jaw and Pigeon staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Pigeon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Pigeon backs up Dorkness 1 with a pair of wild combinations to the face. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dorkness 1 annoys Pigeon with a pair of glancing combinations to the mouth. Pigeon gets mad!
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+Pigeon rocks Dorkness 1 with a volley of off balance punches to the nose.
Pigeon lands a mighty hook and Dorkness 1 hurtles to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 hurts Pigeon with a stiff straight right to the head! Pigeon sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Pigeon tattoos Dorkness 1 with a volley of combinations to the eye.
+Dorkness 1 connects with a series of furious combinations to the mouth.
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+Pigeon jars Dorkness 1 with a volley of powerful combinations to the mouth.
Pigeon lands a brutal right hook and Dorkness 1 falls senseless!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Pigeon with a flurry of powerful combinations to the chin.
+Pigeon tags Dorkness 1 with a series of mean combinations to the mouth.
+Pigeon pummels Dorkness 1 with a pair of solid combinations to the eye. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkness 1 staggers Pigeon with a barrage of combinations to the mouth!
Dorkness 1 lands a resounding hook and Pigeon is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Pigeon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Pigeon tries a pair of combinations to the eye, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 21 of 32 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 24 of 32 punches.
Pigeon Poo won the round 10-9
Pigeon Poo is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
Pigeon doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Pigeon tries a flurry of combinations to the chin, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
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-Pigeon probes with a barrage of combinations to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
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-Pigeon charges with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
+Pigeon backs up Dorkness 1 with a heavy roundhouse to the mouth. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Pigeon ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 1 shakes Pigeon with a pair of combinations to the ribs.
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+Pigeon wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 23 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 18 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Pigeon remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a volley of right combinations to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Pigeon annoys Dorkness 1 with a quick roundhouse to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 suprises Pigeon with a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Pigeon with a quick cross to the stomach.
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-Pigeon attempts a pair of right combinations to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Pigeon hits Dorkness 1 with a pair of hard combinations to the mouth. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Pigeon launches a flurry of right combinations to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Pigeon catches Dorkness 1 with a volley of strong punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 rocks Pigeon with a barrage of loud combinations to the chest.
+ The fighters trade combinations to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 19 of 25 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 16 of 30 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 29-28
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
Pigeon grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Pigeon throws a barrage of nice combinations to the temple!
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+Pigeon jolts Dorkness 1 with a volley of combinations to the eye. Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 1 shakes Pigeon with a flurry of heavy combinations to the stomach.
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-Pigeon lashes out with a series of combinations to the temple, but Dorkness 1 covers himself well.
-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Pigeon launches a barrage of combinations to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 1 pops Pigeon with a flurry of painful punches to the chest.
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+Pigeon wallops Dorkness 1 with a pair of combinations to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 24 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 16 of 34 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
Pigeon is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a pair of combinations to the stomach!!
+Dorkness 1 smacks Pigeon with a volley of commanding combinations to the chest.
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-Pigeon probes with a pair of right combinations to the chin, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
+Pigeon stuns Dorkness 1 with a series of combinations to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Pigeon quickly recovers.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Pigeon tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
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-Pigeon attacks with a series of right combinations to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 hides behind his gloves.
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+Pigeon smacks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of off balance combinations to the mouth!!
+Pigeon punches Dorkness 1 with a flurry of wild combinations to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 24 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 13 of 30 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 49-46
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
Pigeon is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Pigeon probes with a flurry of right combinations to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 covers himself well.
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+Pigeon annoys Dorkness 1 with a series of combinations to the face. Dorkness 1 ignores it.
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-Pigeon lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 1 scores with a flurry of combinations to the ribs. Pigeon quickly recovers.
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+Pigeon clocks Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a nasty jab to the chest. Pigeon sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Pigeon probes with a pair of combinations to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of combinations to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Pigeon throws a volley of right combinations to the nose, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
+Dorkness 1 hits Pigeon with a volley of off balance punches to the ribs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 18 of 25 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 11 of 33 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 59-55
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
Pigeon looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a pair of furious punches to the stomach. Pigeon gets mad!
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+Pigeon hits with a flurry of shots to the chin.
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-Pigeon probes with a cross to the nose, but Dorkness 1 backs out of it.
+Pigeon grazes Dorkness 1 with a pair of heavy punches to the eye!
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-Pigeon attempts a volley of combinations to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Pigeon attempts a pair of combinations to the chin, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 1 jars Pigeon with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Dorkness 1 throws a left left to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 1 staggers Pigeon with a mean right to the chest.
-Pigeon attempts a right to the head, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 17 of 26 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 11 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 69-64
Dorkness 1 is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Pigeon collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Pigeon paws a series of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 1 hurts Pigeon with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Pigeon attempts a left combination to the nose, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
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+Pigeon slams Dorkness 1 with a pair of mean combinations to the head.
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-Pigeon lashes out with a combination to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Pigeon with a glancing combination to the chest. Pigeon retreats to the far corner.
-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Pigeon hides behind his gloves.
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-Pigeon throws a right roundhouse to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Pigeon with a volley of heavy combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 smashes Pigeon with a series of off balance punches to the ribs!! Pigeon ignores it.
+Pigeon jolts Dorkness 1 with a painful right to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 17 of 24 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 8 of 33 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 79-73
Dorkness 1 is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Pigeon collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Pigeon launches a volley of combinations to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
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+Pigeon throws a flurry of off balance combinations to the face. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of combinations to the stomach, but Pigeon beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pigeon tries to land a flurry of left shots to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Pigeon attempts a series of combinations to the face, but Dorkness 1 hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a series of nice combinations to the stomach! Pigeon doesn't seem bothered.
-Pigeon paws a barrage of left combinations to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Pigeon shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 1 grazes Pigeon with a volley of light combinations to the ribs. Pigeon beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 18 of 26 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 9 of 34 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 89-82
Dorkness 1 is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Pigeon receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Pigeon probes with a flurry of combinations to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 hides behind his gloves.
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-Pigeon fires a volley of right combinations to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 1 wallops Pigeon with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+Pigeon pops Dorkness 1 with a series of strong combinations to the jaw.
+Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Pigeon launches a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
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-Pigeon attempts a barrage of combinations to the face, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 19 of 24 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 8 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 99-91
Dorkness 1 is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Pigeon can't remember which corner is his. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 shakes Pigeon with a flurry of light combinations to the chest!! Pigeon sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" Dorkness 1 attacks like a wild man! Pigeon collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
Pigeon can't remember which corner is his. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Pigeon Poo 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a technical knockout!
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