Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Larry "33" Bird defeated What? Me Worry? by majority decision: 116-113, 115-115, 117-112.Match Saturday, August 1, 2020In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 210 pounds (95 kilograms) is Larry "33" Bird!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 187 pounds (85 kilograms) is What? Me Worry?!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Worry? is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Worry? hits with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Worry? lands a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
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-Worry? lunges with a volley of punches to the chin, but misses.
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+33 annoys Worry? with a strong sweeping right to the eye.
-33 tries to land a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Worry? quickly backs away.
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-33 throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Worry? deftly avoits it.
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-33 probes with a jab to the face, but Worry? narrowly avoids it
+33 strikes with a pair of furious punches to the jaw. Worry? laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Larry "33" Bird landed 15 of 33 punches, and What? Me Worry? landed 14 of 24 punches.
What? Me Worry? won the round 10-9
What? Me Worry? is winning the fight 10-9
33 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Worry? doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Worry? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-33 fires a pair of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-33 attacks with a right jab to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Worry? smashes 33 with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-33 attacks with a series of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-33 attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Worry? ducks.
-Worry? lashes out with a series of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Worry? charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but 33 narrowly avoids it
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-33 throws a series of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+33 grazes Worry? with a volley of punches to the head.
+33 backs up Worry? with a pair of painful punches to the mouth.
+Worry? drills 33 with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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-33 attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
+33 lands a pair of vicious punches to the jaw! Worry? asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Worry? tries a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but 33 ties him up.
-33 tries a volley of right punches to the nose, but Worry? steps aside.
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-33 throws a pair of punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Worry? nails 33 with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+33 attacks with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Larry "33" Bird landed 20 of 57 punches, and What? Me Worry? landed 14 of 31 punches.
Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
33 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Worry? doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Worry? fights inside. (inside)
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+33 pounds Worry? with a series of loud punches to the head! Worry? ignores it.
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+33 hits with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+33 belts Worry? with a strong jab to the temple.
+33 tattoos Worry? with a series of off balance punches to the head!
+33 lashes out with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Worry? tosses a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
-33 probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+33 annoys Worry? with a volley of strong punches to the chin!
+33 grazes Worry? with a volley of stinging punches to the ribs. Worry? doesn't notice.
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-Worry? charges with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but 33 ties him up.
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+33 hurts Worry? with a powerful left to the head.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the chin.
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-Worry? tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Worry? hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.
-33 attempts a flurry of left punches to the head, but Worry? quickly backs away.
+33 hammers Worry? with a flurry of strong punches to the nose.
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+Worry? whacks 33 with a pair of shots to the ribs.
-33 attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but Worry? steps aside.
-33 tries to land a series of right punches to the jaw, but Worry? covers himself well.
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-33 fires a flurry of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+33 annoys Worry? with a series of punches to the head. Worry? asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Larry "33" Bird landed 48 of 69 punches, and What? Me Worry? landed 17 of 33 punches.
Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9
Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 29-28
33 doesn't even want to rest!
Worry? doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Worry? is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-33 lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Worry? lunges with a pair of left punches to the nose, but 33 deftly avoits it.
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-33 attempts a right straight right to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+33 shakes Worry? with a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
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+33 pounds Worry? with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Worry? grimaces in pain.
+Worry? connects with a pair of mean punches to the chin!
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-Worry? charges with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but 33 takes it in the forearms.
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-33 tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but Worry? quickly backs away.
+Worry? hits with a volley of wild punches to the mouth!!
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-33 tries a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Worry? takes it in the forearms.
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+Worry? hits with a volley of heavy punches to the nose.
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+33 hits Worry? with a jab to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Larry "33" Bird landed 18 of 42 punches, and What? Me Worry? landed 17 of 32 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 39-38
33 doesn't even want to rest!
Worry? doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Worry? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+33 scores with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-33 charges with a series of punches to the ribs, but Worry? ties him up.
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+33 tosses a light right to the solar plexus.
-33 attacks with a series of punches to the stomach, but Worry? ducks.
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-33 lunges with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Worry? stays away from it.
+Worry? shakes 33 with a volley of quick punches to the nose!!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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-33 attempts a right jab to the solar plexus, but Worry? deftly avoits it.
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-Worry? attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but 33 backs out of it.
+Worry? stuns 33 with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
-Worry? paws a jab to the ribs, but 33 leaps aside.
-Worry? paws a left straight right to the head, but 33 hides behind his gloves.
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+Worry? pops 33 with a series of stiff punches to the temple.
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-33 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Worry? beats a hasty retreat.
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+33 clocks Worry? with a series of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+33 backs up Worry? with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Larry "33" Bird landed 15 of 42 punches, and What? Me Worry? landed 14 of 31 punches.
Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9
Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 49-47
33 doesn't even want to rest!
Worry? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Worry? fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
-33 probes with a hook to the chest, but to no avail.
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+33 hits with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Worry? lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+33 slams Worry? with a volley of punches to the ribs. Worry? hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Worry? hits with a barrage of heavy blows to the temple!
-Worry? probes with a series of left blows to the temple, but 33 stays away from it.
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-33 attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but Worry? steps aside.
-33 lunges with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Worry? deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Larry "33" Bird landed 15 of 32 punches, and What? Me Worry? landed 11 of 23 punches.
Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9
Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 59-56
33 doesn't even want to rest!
Worry? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
33 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Worry? is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Worry? attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but 33 ducks.
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-Worry? lashes out with a series of punches to the temple, but 33 narrowly avoids it
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+Worry? tosses a volley of punches to the jaw! 33 quickly recovers.
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-Worry? attempts a jab to the nose, but 33 steps aside.
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+Worry? wallops 33 with a volley of powerful punches to the temple. 33 covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Larry "33" Bird landed 5 of 8 punches, and What? Me Worry? landed 9 of 33 punches.
What? Me Worry? won the round 10-9
Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 68-66
33 doesn't even want to rest!
Worry? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Worry? fights inside. (inside)
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+Worry? belts 33 with an elbow! This is terrible!
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+Worry? solidly lands a volley of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Worry? grazes 33 with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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-33 attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but Worry? escapes.
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-Worry? attacks with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
+33 pounds Worry? with a volley of quick punches to the eye.
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-33 tries to land a jab to the nose, but Worry? narrowly avoids it
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+33 nails Worry? with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye.
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-Worry? attempts a left cross to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+33 stuns Worry? with a nice right to the temple.
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-Worry? probes with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but misses completely.
-Worry? throws a series of blows to the stomach, but 33 blocks.
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-33 lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Larry "33" Bird landed 16 of 32 punches, and What? Me Worry? landed 11 of 33 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 78-76
33 doesn't even want to rest!
Worry? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Worry? is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Worry? throws a pair of punches to the nose, but 33 blocks.
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+33 fires a volley of light punches to the jaw.
+Worry? smashes 33 with a off balance left to the nose.
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-Worry? attacks with a flurry of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-33 fires a pair of punches to the chin, but Worry? ducks.
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-Worry? launches a right straight right to the nose, but 33 steps aside and laughs.
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+33 fires a barrage of punches to the temple. Worry? doesn't seem bothered.
-33 lashes out with a series of left punches to the eye, but Worry? stays away from it.
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-33 lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Worry? pokes 33 with a series of punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Larry "33" Bird landed 14 of 32 punches, and What? Me Worry? landed 13 of 34 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 88-86
33 doesn't even want to rest!
Worry? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Worry? fights inside. (inside)
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-Worry? tries a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but 33 hides behind his gloves.
+33 connects with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin! Worry? doesn't notice.
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+Worry? throws 33 with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Worry? launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses.
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+33 shakes Worry? with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose!
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+33 hits Worry? with a vicious sweeping right to the head.
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-33 probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Worry? takes it in the forearms.
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-33 tries to land a barrage of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Worry? fires a barrage of nasty blows to the stomach.
-Worry? throws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but 33 ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Larry "33" Bird landed 16 of 33 punches, and What? Me Worry? landed 9 of 23 punches.
Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9
Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 98-95
33 doesn't even want to rest!
Worry? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Worry? fights inside. (inside)
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-Worry? probes with a right left to the solar plexus, but 33 covers himself well.
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-33 attacks with a volley of punches to the head, but goes wide.
+Worry? hits with a powerful roundhouse to the solar plexus!!
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-33 tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but Worry? steps aside and laughs.
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+33 scores with a barrage of light punches to the chin.
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+33 scores with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
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-Worry? fires a series of right blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
-33 probes with a jab to the head, but Worry? leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Larry "33" Bird landed 18 of 31 punches, and What? Me Worry? landed 9 of 23 punches.
Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9
Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 108-104
33 doesn't even want to rest!
Worry? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
33 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Worry? fights inside. (inside)
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+Worry? tosses 33 with an illegal rabbit punch! The Ref mus be blind!
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-Worry? attempts a cross to the stomach, but 33 takes it in the forearms.
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-Worry? charges with a series of blows to the chest, but falls short.
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+33 attacks with a glancing right to the temple.
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-Worry? tries to land a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but 33 ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Larry "33" Bird landed 5 of 8 punches, and What? Me Worry? landed 5 of 24 punches.
What? Me Worry? won the round 10-9
Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 117-114
33 doesn't even want to rest!
Worry? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 2: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 3: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 4: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 7: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 8: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 9: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 10: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 11: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 12: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Total Score: Larry "33" Bird 116-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 2: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 3: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 4: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 7: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 8: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 11: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 12: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 2: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 3: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 4: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 7: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 8: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 9: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 10: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 11: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 12: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Total Score: Larry "33" Bird 117-112
Larry "33" Bird wins by decision!
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